A Gnubs simple Guidelines [Archive]

PhatRick

03-05-2005, 06:36 AM

Okay, I am more than halfway asleep and quite possible drunk from cold medicine. I decided to produce a set of rules for gnubs, considering I am the greatest gnub ever.
1. Dont ever try and make rules
2. Dont ever claim to be great
3. Postwhoring is only cool if people like you
4. An ***y star sucks and should be given back
5. Don't make up shit unless you plan on being a gimmick forever
6. Avoid making threads about you cell phone
7. Avoid flirting with Lins, it happens to her nonstop and is normally ineffective (trust me)
8. Don't talk shit until someone talks shit to you, you WILL look stupid
9. Actually masturbating while posting is really gross
10. and last...
Although there "may" be pron around here somewhere, it REALLY isnt cool to masturbate to fight videos of Fedor or CC

*edit..
StFu gnub is a compliment in disguise!!!
for me at least,

dy-no-mite3000

03-05-2005, 06:44 AM

Stfu Gnub!

PhatRick

03-05-2005, 06:46 AM

Stfu Gnub!
did a lil change to it

fightguy

03-05-2005, 03:06 PM

Don't make me put you up for adoption Rick!!!!1

Dredd

03-06-2005, 12:35 AM

This thread is a complete contradiction to your first two rules. ;)

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 12:42 AM

This thread is a complete contradiction to your first two rules. ;)

hence the gnubness!!!!! :D

Dredd

03-06-2005, 12:43 AM

Stfu Gnub!

YOU KNOW!!!

NEwrestler

03-06-2005, 01:22 AM

i dont consider myself a gnub

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 01:24 AM

i dont consider myself a gnub

nor do I!!!!

I am the only gnub!!!!
The eternal gnub

yeah, this is already getting old to me

dy-no-mite3000

03-06-2005, 01:33 AM

nor do I!!!!

I am the only gnub!!!!
The eternal gnub

yeah, this is already getting old to me

So you are catching up with the rest of us?

bong!

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 01:35 AM

So you are catching up with the rest of us?

bong!

okay, thats it

gnub thing is done for!!!
*runs away crying*

*masturbates*

Skean

03-06-2005, 04:52 AM

*runs away crying*

*masturbates*
Masturbates while running and crying??

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 04:52 AM

Masturbates while running and crying??
long story!!!!!!

Skean

03-06-2005, 04:55 AM

long story!!!!!!
I would say good coordination also.

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 05:01 AM

I would say good coordination also.

good training drill for hand and Eye Q

Skean

03-06-2005, 05:03 AM

good training drill for hand and Eye Q
What does the crying do for you?

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 05:08 AM

What does the crying do for you?

I am crying becuase my coach has made me do it so many times...

getting raw! :eek:

Skean

03-06-2005, 05:11 AM

I am crying becuase my coach has made me do it so many times...

getting raw! :eek:
Ohhh, I see now. Give me some rep points please.

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 05:13 AM

Ohhh, I see now. Give me some rep points please.

Done!
*random extra shit to fill the 10 charachter quota*

Skean

03-06-2005, 05:19 AM

Done!
*random extra shit to fill the 10 charachter quota*
Thanks. Now I don't get sad when I see the blue thing when everyone else has a green one. What is the quota that you speak of?

PhatRick

03-06-2005, 05:20 AM

Thanks. Now I don't get sad when I see the blue thing when everyone else has a green one. What is the quota that you speak of?
There is a minimum of 10 charachters per post. It is quite ingenius if I must say, it helps preven random post whoring. even though I found a way around it. but I would never EVER use it

Skean

03-06-2005, 05:22 AM

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Interesting.

NYC NHB

03-06-2005, 03:34 PM

okay, thats it

gnub thing is done for!!!
*runs away crying*

*masturbates*

*Flipping through the Yellow Pages for the best shrink possible for PR*

Don't worry man...I'm sure the doc can help you with your running, crying Fwap. :D

Giant Robot

03-07-2005, 03:08 AM

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
This post will be deleted.

PhatRick

03-07-2005, 04:20 AM

This post will be deleted.

very understandable...

how are you tonight GR?

CuseMMA

03-08-2005, 02:16 AM

Just out of curiosity, do ANY of you have any idea where gnub came from? You're all using it so liberally I was just wondering if you knew the roots of it. And yes, I know where, when and how it started.

Fighting_Irish1

03-08-2005, 02:17 AM

very understandable...

how are you tonight GR?

531 posts and this place has been up for like 3 days whoa! there slaughter mark II

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 02:21 AM

Fighting_Irish1

03-08-2005, 02:24 AM

*puts hand up*...I know where it came from, ask me.
Enlighten me froggy of it origion and online signifigance, i could do with teh info make me feel more h4rdc0r3!

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 03:01 AM

531 posts and this place has been up for like 3 days whoa! there slaughter mark II

Just to share this again...

I was a whore for like three days...

I dont think I will ever get that many posts in a WEEK again.
and I to would like to know the roots of gnub.
I assumed
Newbie
noobie
gnubie

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 04:10 AM

Enlighten me froggy of it origion and online signifigance, i could do with teh info make me feel more h4rdc0r3!
Take a guess, mate...think: Same place "fap" came from, before it got bastardizd.

elgigante

03-08-2005, 04:16 AM

when did it start though? During the EZ board days?

CuseMMA

03-08-2005, 04:54 AM

*shakes head at collective cluelessness*

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 04:56 AM

*shakes head at collective cluelessness*
should I change my "gnub" to "newb"

elgigante

03-08-2005, 04:58 AM

should I change my "gnub" to "newb"

no. we just dont know cause we werent around then. at least i wasnt

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 05:07 AM

no. we just dont know cause we werent around then. at least i wasnt

well, at this point...
I know what it is meant by me, so I dont fucking care
lol

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 05:22 AM

No, Rick...you keep it, because that's what I dubbed thee.

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 05:23 AM

no. we just dont know cause we werent around then. at least i wasnt
I think that's the irony that Cuse was trying to point out, nugz.

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 05:26 AM

No, Rick...you keep it, because that's what I dubbed thee.

outstanding....

Your approval is like that of Yodas...

except you might be a little taller

and less agile

and I dont want you to die anytime soon

your not green are you?

elgigante

03-08-2005, 05:29 AM

I think that's the irony that Cuse was trying to point out, nugz.

what can i say? im a bit slow on the draw occasionally. The bong hits are treating me well today

MyAssIsFartsy

03-08-2005, 06:11 AM

*leaves, unimpressed*

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 06:14 AM

*leaves, unimpressed*

*trys to figure out if anyone cares*

sorry dude, I just dont know you, but that isnt anything new. I really dont know anyone.

MyAssIsFartsy

03-08-2005, 06:43 AM

*trys to figure out if anyone cares*

sorry dude, I just dont know you, but that isnt anything new. I really dont know anyone.

Sorry, didn't mean to pee on your thread. I'll give it another try.

*sits back, hoping for something exciting to happen. thinks about going to download some porn*

Skean

03-08-2005, 06:44 AM

*trys to figure out if anyone cares*

sorry dude, I just dont know you, but that isnt anything new. I really dont know anyone.
I know him from Sherdog, but I don't know who invited him here.

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 06:44 AM

Sorry, didn't mean to pee on your thread. I'll give it another try.

*sits back, hoping for something exciting to happen. thinks about going to download some porn*
*coughs*
Pr0n forum
*cough cough*

MyAssIsFartsy

03-08-2005, 07:12 AM

*coughs*
Pr0n forum
*cough cough*

*faps off to the porn forum with a look of glee*

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 07:16 AM

*faps off to the porn forum with a look of glee*
*Alots first rep points*

Skean

03-08-2005, 07:18 AM

*faps off to the porn forum with a look of glee*
Make sure you clean up all that "glee".

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 08:21 AM

outstanding....

Your approval is like that of Yodas...

except you might be a little taller

and less agile

and I dont want you to die anytime soon

your not green are you?
And they say, I'm a condescending prick, but dude, I will never tire of your posts. The innocence in them, for all to see...is precious. In my not so humble opinion, you are good fucking people.

May you never get jaded.

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 08:22 AM

what can i say? im a bit slow on the draw occasionally. The bong hits are treating me well today
All is good in the hood, brougham...ain't no thing.

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 08:22 AM

And they say, I'm a condescending prick, but dude, I will never tire of your posts. The innocence in them, for all to see...is precious. In my not so humble opinion, you are good fucking people.

May you never get jaded.

thanks for the compliment man!!!!! rep points for you!!!

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 08:24 AM

Hey...I tell it like it is. That pisses a lot of people off, but I'm not changing anytime soon. You're a good guy, no doubt about it.

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 08:25 AM

Hey...I tell it like it is. That pisses a lot of people off, but I'm not changing anytime soon. You're a good guy, no doubt about it.
honesty is a trait only honored when not offending a feeble mind

FrogMan5000

03-08-2005, 08:29 AM

Meet the Feebles:
http://www.feeblez.34sp.com/gfx/feebles.gif
That's: E loy, kcb and pants...doing their thing.

PhatRick

03-08-2005, 08:31 AM

Meet the Feebles:
http://www.feeblez.34sp.com/gfx/feebles.gif
That's: E loy, kcb and pants...doing their thing.

*giggles quite loud*
that was some good shit..

fuck, gotta hit da sack, have a good one FrogMan

on another note..
Have you seen Return to Frogtown?