View Full Version : fuck you adam morrison
the chairman211
02-07-2006, 06:14 AM
you're an overhyped pothead douchebag. you can shoot like a motherfucker i'll give you that. but you cant play a lick of defense, cant pass at all, and only snag an occassional rebound due to being 6 foot fucking 8. your 'mighty' team has whalloped powerhouses like st. mary's by 1, san diego by 1, st. louis by 3, and oklahoma st. by 2. tonight you whined like a bitch all night because somebody actually dared to defend you. my personal morrison highlights included:
- charging directly into three defenders, throwing up a wobbler anyway, having the ball bounce right back to you and missing the rebound despite being 6-8
- with 4 fouls you slammed the basketball right in front of the official, despite the fact that a technical would foul you out while your team trailing by 4
- missing the potential game winner. then the refs you bitched about all game handing your team the slobber job when a clean block under the basket is overturned by a ref STANDING BEHIND THE 3-POINT LINE despite two officials being closer to the play.
whatever you're paying ESPN to serve you a 24 hour hummer, you're getting your money's worth. you're an ugly child molester looking motherfucker and an overrated ass basketball player. fuck you
adamn
02-07-2006, 06:20 AM
Stick it to the man...
my sex is artsy
02-07-2006, 06:22 AM
White hype.
mpt0069
02-07-2006, 01:49 PM
Tell us how you really feel.
Bishop
02-07-2006, 01:52 PM
if it makes you feel any better, Lurch will be drafted in the top 15
ilostmydog
02-10-2006, 02:01 AM
C'mon, he's white and diabetic. It's a miracle that he can even dribble a ball when you consider that type of genetic adversity.
the chairman211
02-14-2006, 06:47 AM
OMG, morrison lit up Portland for 33! he roxorz teh best ever :cool: :cool: :D
morrison >>>>>>>lebron + kobe + jordan + jerry west + johnny unitas
DeltaSigChi4
02-14-2006, 06:49 AM
Who?
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ilostmydog
02-14-2006, 06:53 AM
Who?
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Dude from Gonzaga. He gets major press because he's diabetic, and therefore deemed a 'hero' to diabetic kids, and he's white, which makes him a hero for even succeeding at basketball.
His stache is great though.
Bishop
02-17-2006, 08:42 PM
where was this guy when Dickau was around?
ilostmydog
02-17-2006, 10:44 PM
where was this guy when Dickau was around?
High school. He came to Gonzaga like a year or two after Dan left.
DeltaSigChi4
02-17-2006, 11:25 PM
His stache is great though.
Post pics please.
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ilostmydog
02-17-2006, 11:36 PM
Post pics please.
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It's called the Jake Plummer.
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncb/2006/0113/photo/g_morrison_195.jpg
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/01/26/in-morrison-mustache.jpg
cottonzway
02-18-2006, 06:02 AM
He is pretty much Kyle Korver with a little better game. He'll be a decent pro, but probably won't score more then 15 a game in the NBA because he can't be trusted in his own end for 35-40 mins a game.
DeltaSigChi4
02-18-2006, 11:20 PM
That's a pretty sweet stache. Reminds me of Efren Ramirez.
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Roughneck
03-07-2006, 06:45 AM
Who?
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You beat me to it
Bishop
03-07-2006, 06:53 AM
and this guy may be on the 2008 Olympic Basketball team :)
Cheney
03-11-2006, 08:11 PM
High school. He came to Gonzaga like a year or two after Dan left.
THE Dan?
Cheney
03-11-2006, 08:16 PM
That's a pretty sweet stache. Reminds me of Efren Ramirez.
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His stache pales in comparison to Rollie Fingers. Period.
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5399432_7_2.jpg > http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5399430_7_2.jpg
Global Honored
03-11-2006, 08:28 PM
All-White All America Team
J.J Redick
Tyler Hansbrough
Adam Morrison
Kevin Pittsnogle
Nick Fazekas
Yay White! Now bring back the nuthuggers, high socks and chest pass.
wait, so let me get this straight....you guys DON'T agree with the larry bird comparisons? but he scores a lot!! and he's white!! if there's any justice in the world, he'll be the awarded the nba's mvp award this season. it doesn't matter that he isn't in the nba yet, he's white and he has diabetes. in fact, they should rename the mvp award to the map - most adamest player.
DeltaSigChi4
03-11-2006, 08:51 PM
All-White All America Team
J.J Redick
Tyler Hansbrough
Adam Morrison
Kevin Pittsnogle
Nick Fazekas
Yay White! Now bring back the nuthuggers, high socks and chest pass.
Negs for including Gerry McNamara. :mad:
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Global Honored
03-11-2006, 09:13 PM
G-Mac is white? Get real.
DeltaSigChi4
03-11-2006, 09:17 PM
My finger is on the add reputation to Global Hono(u)red button and I won't be chosing the 'I approve' selection!!
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DeltaSigChi4
03-21-2006, 04:24 AM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncb/2006/0320/photo/g_morrison_412.jpg
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Just remember, Adam Morrison is OLDER than LBJ.
ilostmydog
03-21-2006, 05:53 AM
Just remember, Adam Morrison is OLDER than LBJ.
I'll believe it when I see Lebron grow a mustache that is even one half as teenly as Adam Morrison.
adam's on the chris meyer interview on fsn right now and i've got to admit i like him a lot more now. he admitted that he's nowhere close to as good as bird and it's ridiculous to compare the two just because adam's white and he's had one good season in college.
DeltaSigChi4
03-22-2006, 05:13 AM
Morrison is as good as Bird!!!
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the chairman211
03-24-2006, 07:31 PM
http://espn.go.com/media/ncb/2006/0323/photo/a_adam_275.jpg
Marshal G.K. Zhukov
03-24-2006, 09:42 PM
Seriously, who cries when your team still has a shot at winning.
DeltaSigChi4
04-21-2006, 01:57 AM
Gonzaga's Morrison declares for NBA draft
Full Story (http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/cs-0604200309apr20,1,1441695.story?coll=cs-college-print)
Tribune news services
April 20, 2006
Gonzaga All-America forward Adam Morrison declared for the NBA draft, passing up his senior season for a chance to be a lottery pick.
The 6-foot-8-inch forward, who led the NCAA Division I in scoring last season at 28.1 points per game, is a diabetic and said uncertainty over his health prospects was a factor in his decision.
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NutzOnUrFace
04-22-2006, 01:49 AM
Seriously, who cries when your team still has a shot at winning.
Come on dude, it's the in thing to do nowadays. Damn metrosexuals.
Morrison is a fucking pussy though...even if he has the best dirt stache ever
Cheney
04-22-2006, 08:23 PM
Seriously, who cries when your team still has a shot at winning.
2202
DeltaSigChi4
04-22-2006, 09:38 PM
2202
He's not crying.
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NutzOnUrFace
04-24-2006, 12:43 AM
He's not crying.
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Yes he is. He cried with like 2 seconds left in the game even though his team had a chance to win.
DeltaSigChi4
04-26-2006, 07:23 AM
Yes he is. He cried with like 2 seconds left in the game even though his team had a chance to win.
I don't believe you and don't know why you insist on spreading these lies about a good kid. :mad:
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NutzOnUrFace
04-26-2006, 09:22 PM
I don't believe you and don't know why you insist on spreading these lies about a good kid. :mad:
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How would you know? You didn't even know who he was at the start of the thread.
Great article on Morrision from phatfree.com.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=2&StoryID=2368&LayoutType=1
DeltaSigChi4
04-26-2006, 09:34 PM
How would you know? You didn't even know who he was at the start of the thread.
What does that have to do with anything>?
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NutzOnUrFace
04-26-2006, 09:44 PM
What does that have to do with anything>?
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Just wondering how you came to the conclusion he's a good kid if you didn't know anything about him. If you were being sarcastic, it really flew over my head :)
DeltaSigChi4
04-27-2006, 02:08 AM
it really flew over my head
http://www.icaen.uiowa.edu/~dip/examples/images/airplane.gif
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