bloodyknux.com's 2005 MLB Fantasy League

[Bishop]

I've noticed there isn't one started, so I thought I get one rollin'

yahoo fantasy league
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1
GMC Fantasy Baseball....not GMC Fantasy Baseball Plus
league #: 309887
password: bloodyknux
max # of teams: 20
Draft Type: offline, ranking system....rank your players in the order you see fit
Scoring Type: rotisserie

league starts April 8th....so, register ASAP

[Giant Robot]

I'll do it when i get home...

[Giant Robot]

what site is hosting it?

[Bishop]

mah bad dawg's

yahoo.com

[Giant Robot]

I'm registered, do I need a draft kit?

[Giant Robot]

I'm in, MP says he'll be joining, and Donkey Puncher, a friend of mine from school is signing up as we speak... i sent PM's to IX, elgig, heckyl, and tak as well.

[dy-no-mite3000]

ill join 2nite fosho'

[Mad Processor]

Hmm, I refuse to belive Mad Processor is an often used username, but according to Yahoo almost every variant with the exception of madproc was taken. I'm all signed up and ready for penetration now!

[Bloody Pulp]

Well, I'm in, but I have no idea how this shit works.

[Giant Robot]

Well, I'm in, but I have no idea how this shit works.
it's easy, just edit the player rankings to your likings, and they will be randomly drafted on friday.

[Bloody Pulp]

it's easy, just edit the player rankings to your likings, and they will be randomly drafted on friday.



Then what?

[Giant Robot]

i dunno, ask bishop.

[H]

yeah ill figure this crap out tonight when i get home. i signed up already. compton criminals bitch!

[dy-no-mite3000]

cowbells up in hurrr!!!

[H]

are we having a live draft or a pre ranked draft? i know in yahoo football we always did a live draft.

[dy-no-mite3000]

looks like it is pre ranked i already set mine up.
draft is like 5pm west coast or some shit friday

[Mold with a Generous Heart]

The real CPT "G" just signed up.

[GuidedByVoices]

Alright, I'm in. Cuban Defectors is the name.

[Giant Robot]

you can arrange the rankings as you wish to get control the random draft to your likings.

[Fighting_Irish1]

Major Leauge Baseball?

[Bishop]

we've got 10 teams signed up now. the moment we get enough teams, i'll hit the "ready to draft" button and the draft should take place shortly after

[Mad Processor]

My team is "Please wait..." and I'll try and set up my team tomorrow, just don't have the time right now...

[Donkey Puncher]

I'm in and ready to go!! F-Fatolo Colon!!!

[Giant Robot]

11 teams and counting...

[elgigante]

oriole magic in the house

[griffdog]

Team Schiavo.


And that way if my team sucks I can pull the plug and abandon it.

[dy-no-mite3000]

LOL i love it griffdog.
May may have to change the name of my team to the "lil conner petersons"

we get washed away when daddy throws me and mommy overboard on x-mas eve.

[PhatRick]

okay.. I registered. first time I have done this though

[Bloody Pulp]

I'm California Top Team....I knew I should've gone with something funny instead...

[PhatRick]

Alabama PhatBoys baby!@@@@!!!!

[Bishop]

I can't check out yahoo fantasy baseball from work. how close are we to 20 teams?

oh, i'm the Outlaw Scum Fucks

[dy-no-mite3000]

we gots da fourteen!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Cuban Defectors - - - -
- CPT/LBC - - - -
- Team Schiavo - - - -
- Oriole magic - - - -
- Dodgers Baby! - - - -
- Alabama PhatBoys - - - -
- Cowbells - - - -
- compton criminals - - - -
- DonkeyPunchers - - - -
- the Giant Robots - - - -
- Please wait... - - - -
- the christpunchers - - - -
- CaliforniaTopTeam - - - -
- Outlaw Scum Fucks

[Bishop]

oh, the draft order is random

[dy-no-mite3000]

yeah the cpu is picking the order (i think)of who picks first, then second...etc... usually it is arotation.

the first team picker in the first round goes last in the second round, where the second team to pick in the first, goes first in the second round.

or some shit like that, that is how my fantasy hockey leauges were done or some shit.

you gotta set your rankings though. set priority of who is most important for you on a general list. and whoever is top avail to you when it is your turn to pick...gets picked for you.

[Bishop]

d3000,

I know, i'm the commish of the league :p

[Mad Processor]

I'm struggling to find out just exactly how this works, but I'll give it some more thought later today :)
I'm going to be happy if I don't end up in last place!

[dy-no-mite3000]

d3000,

I know, i'm the commish of the league :p
oh yeah? well um... im the reigning champions there...comish!


*menicingly plots to overthrow you...but first I must eat a muffin*

[Bishop]

do you guys prefer rotisserie or do you guys want head to head?

[dy-no-mite3000]

do you guys prefer rotisserie or do you guys want head to head?
um,, either is fine.. dp'ing a chick or setting her up on a rotisserie... im down.



(whats the difference for fantasy beisbol?)

[Bishop]

rotisserie is overall with a 20 point system....1st place gets 20 points, 2nd gets 19, etc etc for the specific category (IE hits, HR's, RBI's, etc)

head to head is you face off against 1 other team for the entire week....like fantasy hockey

[griffdog]

I prefer head to head.

Rotiserie is so wrapped up in stats that it takes away from the competition somewhat.

[Bishop]

alright, I switched it to head to head for more bragging rights week in and week out

14 teams signed up, room for 6 more....if not, we'll get the draft going asap

[Bishop]

ok, we've got 16 teams....i'm locking it up so we can get the season under way

- commish

[PhatRick]

woot.... here we go....
and I am so fucking lost.

[Giant Robot]

Alright... I got some solid starting pitching, and may be coerced to part with one of my pitchers for the right player... I'm keeping Santana and Mulder, but Zito, Hudson, and Wells are available... anyone interested?

[Bishop]

damn, that was quick, I was thinking the draft would happen tomorrow afternoon.

I can't see my team until I get home in about an hour

GR, could you post up my roster?

[H]

well, i recognize most the players i got. only thing i dont understand is how the pitching works since pitchers dont play everyday.

[H]

C R. Barajas (Tex - C) @Sea 1:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
1B T. Hafner (Cle - 1B) @Det 10:05 am -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
2B M. Loretta (SD - 2B) Pit 7:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
3B ?. Rodr?guez (NYY - 3B) Bal 10:05 am -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
SS C. Guill?n (Det - SS) Cle 10:05 am -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
OF D. RobertsDL (SD - OF) Pit 7:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
OF B. Wilkerson (Was - 1B,OF) @Fla 3:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
OF L. Ford (Min - OF) CWS 4:10 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
Util E. Ch?vez (Oak - 3B) @TB 3:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
BN E. Durazo (Oak - Util) @TB 3:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
BN J. Dye (CWS - OF) @Min 4:10 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
BN R. Klesko (SD - 1B,OF) Pit 7:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - - Watch
Pos Pitchers Trade Opp Status IP W CG SHO SV K ERA Watch
SP M. PriorDL (ChC - SP) Mil 11:20 am - - - - - - - Watch
SP C. Pavano (NYY - SP) Bal 10:05 am - - - - - - - Watch
RP J. Lima (KC - SP,RP) ^@LAA 7:05 pm - - - - - - - Watch
RP M. Gonz?lez (Pit - RP) @SD 7:05 pm - - - - - - - Watch
P C. Carpenter (StL - SP) Phi 11:15 am - - - - - - - Watch
P R. Wolf (Phi - SP) @StL 11:15 am - - - - - - - Watch
P D. Willis (Fla - SP) Was 3:05 pm - - - - - - - Watch
BN C. Lee (Cle - SP) @Det 10:05 am - - - - - - - Watch
BN E. Loaiza (Was - SP) @Fla 3:05 pm - - - - - - - Watch
BN J. Julio (Bal - RP) @NYY 10:05 am - - - - - - - Watch

[H]

outlaw scum fucks ^^

[Mad Processor]

Why the fuck did I end up with Clements pitching? )#?%(

How are the games played? Oh, and I got Derek Jeter, pwnnage! There'll be more chicks watching my team than all of yours put together.

[Giant Robot]

Players I would really like to have would be Hideki Matsui, Derek Jeter, and the usual suspects (Pujols, Beltran, Gagne, A-Rod, Man-Ram, David Ortiz). If anyone is interested in dealing PM me.

[Mad Processor]

Players I would really like to have would be Hideki Matsui, Derek Jeter, and the usual suspects (Pujols, Beltran, Gagne, A-Rod, Man-Ram, David Ortiz). If anyone is interested in dealing PM me.

Let me see. I got Jeter and I'm a Yankees fan. Should I go on ? :D

I'm soooo going to lose this shit....

[Giant Robot]

The Giant Robots
C
J. Varitek(Bos - C)

1B
J. Bagwell(Hou - 1B)

2B
T. Womack(NYY - 2B)

3B
M. Bellhorn(Bos - 2B,3B)

SS
K. Matsui(NYM - SS)

OF
B. Giles(SD - OF)

OF
L. Walker(StL - OF)

OF
R. Hidalgo(Tex - OF)

Util
J. Lugo(TB - 2B,SS)

BN
D. McPhersonNA(LAA - 3B)

BN
G. Jenkins(Mil - OF)

BN
R. Johnson(Tor - OF)

SP
J. Santana(Min - SP)

SP
M. Mulder(StL - SP)

RP
J. Affeldt(KC - SP,RP)

RP
R. Cormier(Phi - RP)

P
T. Hudson(Atl - SP)

P
B. Zito(Oak - SP)

P
D. Wells(Bos - SP)

BN
J. Moyer(Sea - SP)

BN
M. Redman(Pit - SP)

BN
M. Timlin(Bos - RP)

[Bishop]

A-rod is up for grabs knowing that I have Chavez ....looking for Ichiro and another solid outfielder

[Giant Robot]

most anyone on my roster can be had for the right price, with the exceptions of Varitek, Mulder, and Santana... any takers?

[Bishop]

GR, you've got yourself pretty solid pitching

[Giant Robot]

how does the pitching work?

[Giant Robot]

GR, you've got yourself pretty solid pitching
really solid... so much so that I can afford to make a trade for a fielder/batter.

[Bishop]

how does the pitching work?
stats? or how to use them in the game? just find out when their starting....most likely on other sites to confirm it before starting somebody who's not playing and letting others sit the bench who's starting

relief pitchers are a good way to go as well

[H]

new haven terrorists

C D. Miller (Mil - C) @ChC 11:20 am -/- - - - - - - - - - -
1B A. Pujols (StL - 1B) Phi 11:15 am -/- - - - - - - - - - -
2B J. Reyes (NYM - 2B,SS) @Atl 4:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
3B M. Mora (Bal - 3B) @NYY 10:05 am -/- - - - - - - - - - -
SS B. CrosbyDL (Oak - SS) @TB 3:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
OF J. Pierre (Fla - OF) Was 3:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
OF V. Wells (Tor - OF) Bos 10:07 am -/- - - - - - - - - - -
OF J. Drew (LAD - OF) @Ari 6:40 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
Util R. Sexson (Sea - 1B) Tex 1:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN B. Broussard (Cle - 1B) @Det 10:05 am -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN Jo. Cruz (Ari - OF) LAD 6:40 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN S. Stewart (Min - OF) CWS 4:10 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
Pos Pitchers Edit Opp Status IP W CG SHO SV K ERA
SP B. Sheets (Mil - SP) ^@ChC 11:20 am - - - - - - -
SP Ja. Wright (NYY - SP) Bal 10:05 am - - - - - - -
RP D. B?ez (TB - RP) Oak 3:15 pm - - - - - - -
RP U. Urbina (Det - RP) Cle 10:05 am - - - - - - -
P B. Webb (Ari - SP) LAD 6:40 pm - - - - - - -
P D. Davis (Mil - SP) @ChC 11:20 am - - - - - - -
P M. Batista (Tor - SP,RP) Bos 10:07 am - - - - - - -
BN C. Lidle (Phi - SP) @StL 11:15 am - - - - - - -
BN S. Ponson (Bal - SP) @NYY 10:05 am - - - - - - -
BN J. Brower (SF - RP) Col 1:05 pm - - - - - - -

[H]

i didnt even prerank anybody ;x

[Giant Robot]

Ritchie Sexton, eh?

[PhatRick]

C M. Lieberthal (Phi - C) @StL 1:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
1B D. Lee (ChC - 1B) Mil 1:20 pm 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
2B R. Freel (Cin - 2B,3B,OF) @Hou 6:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
3B A. B?ltre (Sea - 3B) Tex 3:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
SS M. Young (Tex - SS) @Sea 3:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
OF M. Ram?rez (Bos - OF) OF @Tor Bot 1, 0-0 0/1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
OF C. Lee (Mil - OF) @ChC 1:20 pm 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
OF G. Anderson (LAA - OF) KC 9:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
Util J. Morneau (Min - 1B) CWS 6:10 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN R. BaldelliDL (TB - OF) Oak 5:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN S. Hatteberg (Oak - 1B) @TB 5:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN A. KennedyDL (LAA - 2B) KC 9:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
Pos Pitchers Edit Opp Status IP W CG SHO SV K ERA
SP C. SchillingDL (Bos - SP) SP @Tor Bot 1, 0-0 - - - - - - -
SP C. Zambrano (ChC - SP) ^Mil 1:20 pm 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 -
RP D. Hermanson (CWS - SP,RP) @Min 6:10 pm - - - - - - -
RP K. Calero (Oak - RP) @TB 5:15 pm - - - - - - -
P L. Hern?ndez (Was - SP) ^@Fla 5:05 pm - - - - - - -
P J. Weaver (LAD - SP) @Ari 8:40 pm - - - - - - -
P J. Westbrook (Cle - SP) P ^@Det Bot 1, 0-0 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0.00
BN J. Marquis (StL - SP) Phi 1:15 pm - - - - - - -
BN P. Wilson (Cin - SP) ^@Hou 6:05 pm - - - - - - -
BN J. Speier (Tor - RP)

[Bishop]

PhatRick, i'll offer you Alex Rodriguez and another player for Manny Ramirez and Adrian Beltre

[Bishop]

league starts april 11th and here are the match ups

Outlaw Scum Fucks vs DonkeyPunchers

the Giant Robots vs Archie Victus

Please wait... vs fuck heckyl die

the christpunchers vs Dodgers Baby!

CaliforniaTopTeam vs Alabama PhatBoys

new haven terrorists vs Oriole magic

Crawford Cowbells vs Team Schiavo

CPT/LBC vs Cuban Defectors

trades and signing free agents are open....good luck gentlemen (i'm watching TUF marathon and i've been listening to Dana talk far too much)

[Giant Robot]

I'll give up either Mulder or Zito for a big name... somebody must need pitching!

[Mad Processor]

Heckyl is going down hard!!11 If that's his team that is. If not .. they'll still go DOWN HARD!

[Bloody Pulp]

California Top Team:

J. Posada (NYY - C) C Bal Bot 5, 3-5 1/2 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
1B J. Snow (SF - 1B) Col 1:05 pm 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
2B E. Alfonzo (SF - 2B,3B) Col 1:05 pm 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
3B P. Feliz (SF - 1B,3B,SS) Col 1:05 pm 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
SS O. Vizquel (SF - SS) Col 1:05 pm 0/0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -
OF B. BondsDL (SF - OF) Col 1:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
OF K. Griffey Jr. (Cin - OF) @Hou 4:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
OF J. Guill?n (Was - OF) @Fla 3:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
Util J. Kendall (Oak - C) @TB 3:15 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN M. CameronDL (NYM - OF) @Atl 4:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN R. Iba?ez (Sea - 1B,OF) Tex 1:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
BN K. Mench (Tex - OF) @Sea 1:05 pm -/- - - - - - - - - - -
Pos Pitchers Edit Opp Status IP W CG SHO SV K ERA
SP J. Schmidt (SF - SP) Col 1:05 pm - - - - - - -
SP B. Arroyo (Bos - SP) SP @Tor Top 7, 4-5 - - - - - - -
RP A. Ben?tez (SF - RP) Col 1:05 pm - - - - - - -
RP G. Aquino (Ari - RP) LAD 6:40 pm - - - - - - -
P K. BensonDL (NYM - SP) @Atl 4:05 pm - - - - - - -
P D. Marte (CWS - RP) @Min 4:10 pm - - - - - - -
P R. Madson (Phi - RP) P @StL Bot 2, 1-1 - - - - - - -
BN A. Pettitte (Hou - SP) Cin 4:05 pm - - - - - - -
BN B. Myers (Phi - SP) BN @StL Bot 2, 1-1 - - - - - - -
BN B. Shouse (Tex - RP)

[tak]

my team suXorz

[Bloody Pulp]

Why, did you pick up Gagne?

[dy-no-mite3000]

im not to happy with my team except for atleast grabbing kerry wood and guerreo.

my pitching line lacks a name fo'sho

[tak]

Why, did you pick up Gagne?

i said suXorz, not roXors.

[PhatRick]

PhatRick, i'll offer you Alex Rodriguez and another player for Manny Ramirez and Adrian Beltre

I dont really know shit about this man...
I dont even know who those guys are.. I just wanna learn. Let me check your team out and see

[PhatRick]

what team are you Bishop?

[tak]

is the utitlty guy a dh?

[Mad Processor]

When are the matches starting ?

[tak]

I'll give up either Mulder or Zito for a big name... somebody must need pitching!

i am interested in hudson.

[Bishop]

what team are you Bishop?
outlaw scum fucks

[Donkey Puncher]

C V. Mart?nez(Cle - C)
1B J. Giambi(NYY - 1B)
2B Tagahito Iguchi(CWS - 2B)
3B J. Cantu(TB - 2B,3B)
SS R. Furcal(Atl - SS)
OF C. Beltr?n(NYM - OF)
OF A. Rowand(CWS - OF
OF J. Reed(Sea - OF)
UT R. Palmeiro(Bal - 1B)
BN P. Polanco(Phi - 2B,3B)
BN L. Bigbie(Bal - OF)
BN M. Cuddyer(Min - 1B,2B,3B,OF)

Pitchers
SP R. Harden(Oak - SP)
SP M. Clement(Bos - SP)
RP B. Lidge(Hou - RP)
RP W. Ledezma(Det - SP,RP)
P R. Halladay(Tor - SP)
P A. Burnett(Fla - SP)
P R. Drese(Tex - SP)
BN S. Kazmir(TB - SP)
BN B. Madritsch(Sea - SP)
BN D. Bautista(KC - SP)

[Donkey Puncher]

Okay GR, what will it take for Hudson....or for that matter Santana!!

[tak]

Okay GR, what will it take for Hudson....or for that matter Santana!!
gr has santana?! how the fuck did he end up with santana and oakland's big three and i got fucking javier vasquez?!!!

[Giant Robot]

i am interested in hudson.
we'll talk...

[H]

Heckyl is going down hard!!11 If that's his team that is. If not .. they'll still go DOWN HARD!

i am the new haven terrorists.

[Mad Processor]

i am the new haven terrorists.

So someone else created a team called "fuck heckyl" ? Interesting :)

[H]

heh. yeah. thats actually a buddy of mine i snuck in for a 16th team to make it even. hope we dont mind. he always invited me to his fantasy football leagues.

[Bishop]

alex rodriguez is up for trade....propose trades and we'll talk

[Giant Robot]

Bishop and Tak both have my attention... I have starting pitching to spare, and could use one more big gun in my hitting line-up... aside from Santana, any of my pitchers are up for grabs, but only one of "Giant Robot's Big Four?" will go... Zito, Husdon, and Mulder... just think, two big name pitchers making the jump from the hitter heavy AL to the NL... Mulder and Hudson both have potential to put up big numbers...

[H]

so whats up and when the hell do we start? do we set out rosters everyday? or do we set them for the week and let them go?

[Mad Processor]

heh. yeah. thats actually a buddy of mine i snuck in for a 16th team to make it even. hope we dont mind. he always invited me to his fantasy football leagues.

Doesn't matter, I'll slaughter him nonetheless.

[H]

thats all fine and dandy. but does somebody want to explain to me how we set our rosters? do we set them daily or weekly? thats going to make a world of difference.

[Giant Robot]

I'm assuming we set them everey day, and will do so until I am told different.

[H]

im just asking because some baseball leagues when you play head to head, they play the games for a week then add up all the scoring. but when they play for the week, they set their roster for the week and that was that. you couldnt edit it till the next week.

[GuidedByVoices]

What happens if a trade is made during the middle of the week - do you get the guy's stats for the whole week or just for the portion that you have him?

And GR, I might be interested in acquiring some pitching. Have a look at my roster and let me know what you think. Ichiro and Matsui are untouchable, of course.

[H]

if it works how football did, you wont get the player until your next matchup.

[tak]

so what do you want for hudson, gr?

[griffdog]

Scoring threw me for a loop for a sec. I had assumed that it would be based on points ie. a point value assigned to Singles, doubles, saves K's, etc. But it is in head to head rotisserie style where you get a point for each category you win in.

All good. But my pitching is fucking horrendous.

[griffdog]

I'll trade an outfielder or a SS for a 2nd baseman.

[tak]

something stupid i just noticed; you actually get a point for having your own batters strikeout more than the other guy's batters. that's just retarded.

[Bloody Pulp]

Come on now Cuban Defector's. Accept my trade for Noah Lowry. You get 3 player's for 1, only a fool would pass up such an offer.

[tak]

anyone want kevin millar? i've got too many firstbasemen.

[tak]

what the fuck? cesar izturis had a great game and it doesn't show up in the results.

[tak]

i gots a question:

if i make a change in my lineup, does it take effect today or tomorrow?

[Bishop]

tak, are you talking about picking up a free agent or changing positions the day of?

if the pull down box is still available in your position and players, they can still be changed on the day of, as long as the game hasn't started

free agents though, I believe they won't be added to your roster until the following day

[tak]

tak, are you talking about picking up a free agent or changing positions the day of?

if the pull down box is still available in your position and players, they can still be changed on the day of, as long as the game hasn't started

free agents though, I believe they won't be added to your roster until the following day

yeah, i meant positions. i was going to bench scott linebrink and play giovanni carrera before tonights game but i didn't know if it would work. thanks homie-g.

[GuidedByVoices]

Come on now Cuban Defector's. Accept my trade for Noah Lowry. You get 3 player's for 1, only a fool would pass up such an offer.

I made you a counter-offer. You still get Lowry and I threw in another Giant for you. Check it out.

[Bloody Pulp]

I made you a counter-offer. You still get Lowry and I threw in another Giant for you. Check it out.



I accept your counter-offer.

[griffdog]

I am soo pwnerizing Dyno.

[elgigante]

How long is Brad Penny on the DL? I got like 4 fucking guys on it right now including a starting outfielder.

[griffdog]

How long is Brad Penny on the DL? I got like 4 fucking guys on it right now including a starting outfielder.

That's what you get for drafting a Dodger.


Those guys all suck.

Just ask Gagne's dog, chubbers.

http://www.treklens.com/images/photos/1816/fat-dog.jpg

[tak]

How long is Brad Penny on the DL? I got like 4 fucking guys on it right now including a starting outfielder.

he's out for the season. if you want, i'll take him off your hands.

[Bishop]

here are the standings after week 1 (2)

1 Outlaw Scum Fucks 12-4-1 .735
2 Team Schiavo 11-4-2 .706
3 new haven terrorists 9-4-4 .647
4 fuck heckyl die 10-5-2 .647
5 Dodgers Baby! 8-4-5 .618
6 Cuban Defectors 8-6-3 .559
7 Alabama PhatBoys 9-8-0 .529
8 Archie Victus 7-6-4 .529
9 the Giant Robots 6-7-4 .471
10 CaliforniaTopTeam 8-9-0 .471
11 CPT/LBC 6-8-3 .441
12 the christpunchers 4-8-5 .382
13 Oriole magic 4-9-4 .353
14 Please wait... 5-10-2 .353
15 Crawford Cowbells 4-11-2 .294
16 DonkeyPunchers 4-12-1 .265

and here are the match ups for week 2 (3)

Outlaw Scum Fucks vs Please wait...

the Giant Robots vs DonkeyPunchers

the christpunchers vs fuck heckyl die

CaliforniaTopTeam vs Dodgers Baby!

new haven terrorists vs Alabama PhatBoys

Crawford Cowbells vs Oriole magic

CPT/LBC vs Team Schiavo

Cuban Defectors vs Archie Victus

[H]

i didnt do too bad for the first week. never played fantasy baseball. forgot to prerank players. im gonna kill you this week Rick. prepare to DIE.

[Donkey Puncher]

I may be in last place, but that means that there is only one way to go and that is up! And I am starting by stepping on Giant Robots, Yankee capped head as my first stepping stone. I am going to enjoy stomping on this fantasy baseball fag!!

[Giant Robot]

I may be in last place, but that means that there is only one way to go and that is up! And I am starting by stepping on Giant Robots, Yankee capped head as my first stepping stone. I am going to enjoy stomping on this fantasy baseball fag!!
fuck off dingleberry, If there wasn't a computer screen between us, I'd smash a bottle over your fucking head and then break it off in your ass. the only thing worse than a Boston Red Sox is a Red Sox fan, fucking band-wagon fag.

[Donkey Puncher]

fuck off dingleberry, If there wasn't a computer screen between us, I'd smash a bottle over your fucking head and then break it off in your ass. the only thing worse than a Boston Red Sox is a Red Sox fan, fucking band-wagon fag.
You Yankee fans are all about broken bottles, usually throwing them from a cowardly position at other players or real baseball fans! Also, you need to readjust your statement, the "only thing worse than a WORLD CHAMPION is the WORLD CHAMPION FANBASE! WHAT...thats WORLD CHAMPION....(year 2000!! Ha ha ha ha) As far as your veiled threats, "You sir, do not have the grapes to do anything!! Limp dick Jabroni!!!

[H]

u gonna take that GR?

[PhatRick]

Heckyl... seems as if I brought the pain to you today!!

[H]

you mean yesterday? we dont have live scoring anymore.

[PhatRick]

uhhh... yeah

I have no idea what that means. lol
I just went and checked the scores a minute ago... I seem to be doing ok for never even looking at it

[H]

scoring isnt calculated until midnight, is what i am saying. the first week we had live scoring, so it was up to date the whole week. i had a decent day today, so we'll see where we are tomorrow. why dont you pay attention to your team?

[PhatRick]

I honestly dont have time recently man. I have gone from like mad posts a day to like only a few... I is sad... but happy with the money

[H]

well yeah, but i mean, all you really have to do is make sure you got your starting pitchers off the bench on the days they start. just do how i do it, set your roster for the week and let it run thru. you can pick days in advance to set the rosters for.

[PhatRick]

I have to set rosters???

[H]

good lord Rick. of course you do. you have players on the bench, that dont account for scoring unless you enter them inplace of players that dont play that day. mainly your starting pitching. oh yeah, and your Util player is on the DL.

[PhatRick]

uhhh... damn, I think I need to wake up and read a readme.txt in the morn

[H]

nah its pretty easy. i just told you the jist of it. if you have players that say DL next to their name, remove them from your lineup by selecting DL on the dropbox. then youll be able to pick up an extra player for each injured player on the DL.

[Giant Robot]

You Yankee fans are all about broken bottles, usually throwing them from a cowardly position at other players or real baseball fans! Also, you need to readjust your statement, the "only thing worse than a WORLD CHAMPION is the WORLD CHAMPION FANBASE! WHAT...thats WORLD CHAMPION....(year 2000!! Ha ha ha ha) As far as your veiled threats, "You sir, do not have the grapes to do anything!! Limp dick Jabroni!!!
yeah, how's Keith Foulke treating you these days, Sawks fan? You bitter, stupid fucks win one world series in 86 years (shit, the Marlins at least won two within ten years), and somehow that means you are in the same league as the greatest sports franchise in history?

[Donkey Puncher]

yeah, how's Keith Foulke treating you these days, Sawks fan? You bitter, stupid fucks win one world series in 86 years (shit, the Marlins at least won two within ten years), and somehow that means you are in the same league as the greatest sports franchise in history?

What have you skankees done for me lately!!

NOTHING!! (Year 2000!!!)

At least Foulke has not blown 6 of the last nine saves versus the hated rivals. Ho-MO Rivera cant get the navy, red and white out of his head!

BTW, Wat do you have when Giant Robot and his Yankee cronies are buried up to their necks in sand?


NOT ENOUGH SAND!!!

Slappy little girly bitch!! Go buy some of that purple lip gloss tht Gayrod wears, slather it all over your blow hole and smootch my championship ass!!

[H]

talkin SHIT!!!!11

[Giant Robot]

What have you skankees done for me lately!!

NOTHING!! (Year 2000!!!)

At least Foulke has not blown 6 of the last nine saves versus the hated rivals. Ho-MO Rivera cant get the navy, red and white out of his head!

BTW, Wat do you have when Giant Robot and his Yankee cronies are buried up to their necks in sand?


NOT ENOUGH SAND!!!

Slappy little girly bitch!! Go buy some of that purple lip gloss tht Gayrod wears, slather it all over your blow hole and smootch my championship ass!!
navy, red, and white? c'mon dipstick, not even the most idiotic of sawks fans has ever called them that (except you, apparently)... Face the facts, the Sawks will not win another world series for a long long time. Chico Francona is in peril of losing his job any time one of your vile sports media questions his coaching moves, and the moment Cleo Epstein makes one bad deal, he'll be run out of town on his fucking ear, again thanks to "the greatest fans in the world" (ha!)... Boston fans (idiots) are much more accustomed to stabing their heroes in the back than they are proping them on their shoulders. Enjoy the one ring you have, it'll certainly be your last, unless you count the goatse ring in Jenny Damon's long, highlighted, flowing, faggoty hair.

[Donkey Puncher]

the moment Cleo Epstein makes one bad deal, he'll be run out of town on his fucking ear,

What do Willie McGee, George Bell, and Jay Buhner have in common....Friggin Yankees sent them packing for Ken Phelps and a stale cracker. Talk about bad deals. BTW Assclown, look where the Yankees are, swapping last place with the D-Rays. When the Sox win another series, I'm gonna find your fairy ass and force you to toungue my unclean balloon knot. Then again, judging by your comments you may enjoy that!!! Goatse boy!

[Giant Robot]

What do Willie McGee, George Bell, and Jay Buhner have in common....Friggin Yankees sent them packing for Ken Phelps and a stale cracker. Talk about bad deals. BTW Assclown, look where the Yankees are, swapping last place with the D-Rays. When the Sox win another series, I'm gonna find your fairy ass and force you to toungue my unclean balloon knot. Then again, judging by your comments you may enjoy that!!! Goatse boy!
Talk to me in October, butt-nugget.

[H]

why the fuck is yahoo not fucking updating their fucking site. they usually update at 1am everyday but not this time. i want my fucking scores damnit.

[Bishop]

why the fuck is yahoo not fucking updating their fucking site. they usually update at 1am everyday but not this time. i want my fucking scores damnit.
it's the weekend. takes a little longer during the weekends

[H]

oh alright. they shouldnt drink as much on the weekends so i can have my scores at 1am.

[Donkey Puncher]

Talk to me in October, butt-nugget.

Sorry, but I'll be to busy watching the Red Sox defending their world championship, while you are eating the peanuts out of Gay-Rod's ass.
and getting a Cleveland Steamer from Jeter!! Whore!

[Giant Robot]

Sorry, but I'll be to busy watching the Red Sox defending their world championship, while you are eating the peanuts out of Gay-Rod's ass.
and getting a Cleveland Steamer from Jeter!! Whore!
Uh-Huh...?

Oh, and thanks for allowing me to kick your ass last week, I managed to jump from 9th to 3rd in one fell swoop. Hey commish, can I play this guy every week?

[H]

fuck that, i want to go 17-0 for one week too, GR.

[Bishop]

I haven't checked fantasy baseball in the last few days as my wireless isn't working for some reason. it's picking up the signal, but IE and AOL are saying that I have no connection. did I end up deleting something I shouldn't have? the signal says excellent and i'm sending and receiving the signal

somebody help

also, who's in first? am I still putting the stamp on all of you guys?

[Donkey Puncher]

Uh-Huh...?

Oh, and thanks for allowing me to kick your ass last week, I managed to jump from 9th to 3rd in one fell swoop. Hey commish, can I play this guy every week?
You may have taken round 1 but I will get my revenge!! I will not take a backseat to a Yankee blowhard!!

[tak]

i've been wondering who was in charge of each team and this is what i've figured out so far:

bishop - outlaw scum fucks
heckyl - new haven terrorists
gr - the giant robots
donkey puncher - the donkeypunchers
bloody pulp - california top team
elgigante - oriole magic
dynomite3000 - crawford cowbells
phatrick - alabama phatboys
mad processor - please wait...
me - the chirstpunchers
griffdog - team schiavo
mold with a generous heart - cpt/lbc
heckyl's friend - fuck heckyl die
guided by voices - cuban defectors


i still don't know who's in charge of dodgers baby, but it looks like mold with a generous heart is in charge of archie victus as well as cpt/lbc (cpt/lbc's yahoo messanger name is archie victus. coincidence? i think not.) which will be complete bullshit if he decides to trade between his teams.

[H]

if he does, Bishop will lock both teams up so nobody gets shit. right Bishop?

[Bishop]

easy fix....just reject the trades and I could lock both teams out if it gets out of hand. if they are the same people, I will get rid of one team and turn those players into free agents and we'll have another draft, sort of

[H]

that sucks though cause its gonna make us with 15 teams. so were gonna have an oddball every week.

[Bishop]

either one team would get a bye or there would be one match up with 3 teams

[H]

with 3 teams would be good. fuck a bye. id be pissed off every week i had one cause i get into the fantasy sports. id have nothin to do for an entire week. no stats. no nothin. fuck all that.

[Bishop]

Alex Rodriguez, Outlaw Scum Fucks, nuff said

what a fucking game/day for him

[tak]

i think you should just make it so they can't trade between each other. it would be better than having three teams playing each other or one team having a bye every week.

[Bishop]

i locked up lbc/cpt and archie victus from making trades

if he/they want to make any trades outside of from lbc/cpt to archie victus....just post here and i'll unlock the team that you want to trade with

[GuidedByVoices]

Alex Rodriguez, Outlaw Scum Fucks, nuff said

what a fucking game/day for him

I'm glad it was against the Angels so I could see it on TV. Quite a performance by A-Rod, 10 fucking rbi's in one night!

As if your team needed the help.

[elgigante]

Dammit. I really should have paid attention to my team in the first week. I went 9-4 last week and am still in 13th place. That slow start will come back to bite me in the ass in the end, i can feel it

[Bishop]

Mark Prior giving up 2 home runs and, what was it? 7 earned runs really cost my team at the end. I could have finished it at 9-5 if I didn't start Prior

[H]

im comin up on your ass Bishop. 4.5gb to 1gb in a week.

[Bishop]

all you guys that are just a few games behind me, wait til we play head to head....i'll turn that 1 game behind into 6 games behind

[tak]

Mark Prior giving up 2 home runs and, what was it? 7 earned runs really cost my team at the end. I could have finished it at 9-5 if I didn't start Prior

yeah, but on the other hand, if it wasn't for a-rod's one monster game, we probably would have tied.

[H]

all you guys that are just a few games behind me, wait til we play head to head....i'll turn that 1 game behind into 6 games behind

ooooo scary. guess we will have to wait till that time comes. im not afraid of jo0! *hitler* *hitler* *hitler* *hitler*

[Bishop]

yeah, but on the other hand, if it wasn't for a-rod's one monster game, we probably would have tied.
what did you expect from the #1 fantasy player? he's going to do it again sooner or later

Alou is back in the line up for the Giants and he'll get back into the swing of things. Bernie Williams, got him off free agency is starting to swing his bat and getting a little warm. Eric Chavez is finally getting something going. Travis Haffner hasn't gotten into the swing of things, expect production from him very soon

[tak]

what did you expect from the #1 fantasy player? he's going to do it again sooner or later

i guess i'm just a little bitter that he decided to set the franchise record the week he was up against my team.

[H]

and understandibly so. i would have had to shoot Bishop had it been my team. (no offense, Bishop. im just a fantasy sports junkie.)

[Bishop]

heckly, no offense taken. it's like setting up your team a week advance and going on vacation. but, you come back and 4 of your players are on the DL....that happened to me before

[H]

now that would piss me the fuck OFF. ive gotten the burn in NFL though where they said a certain QB or RB would be starting and then 5 mins before kickoff they say he wont be playing, but i set him to play and im already at the sportsbar.

[PhatRick]

I seem to be doing quite well for not payign any attention...

[H]

fuck that, i KICKED YOUR ASSSSSSSSSS Rick. SMOKED YOU.

[PhatRick]

yes you did...

but I just laid the hammer on the cowbells...

I think

[H]

heh yeah, you sure did.

[PhatRick]

I think I am in 5th in the league... lol... its great

[Bishop]

damn that Mark Prior, he's so hot right now. he may not get a win today, but he went 8.0IP, 10K's, 4 hits, and 1ER

this is the Mark Prior that was my #2 overall pick and this is the Mark Prior who's going to get the Cubs the wildcard

[tak]

i think i'm getting too into this whole fantasy league thing, when austin kearns came up to bat and hit a two run homerun which put the nail in the dodgers coffin, instead of thinking "fuck, the dodgers are screwed!!" the first thing that came into my mind was "fuck, i have austin kearns on the bench today!!"

[Bishop]

tak, how do you think I felt about the giants losing today? the giants are my favorite team (along with the mariners) and all I thought about was Alou's grandslam

[Bishop]

Barmes went 3-4 today and upped his batting average to .400....tell me he wasn't a steal. I dropped ryan klesko and took this guy. undrafted and now look at him

[griffdog]

Team Shiavo seems to be fading.


But I'm pretty sure that if you wave a balloon, the team will follow it with their eyes.....

[H]

Team Shaivo needs their feeding tubes put back in. i only gained 1/2 a game on Bishop. though, i am playing him this week. Cuban Defectors came up also after whooping Oriole Magic 15-1. good lord what an asswhoopin.

me n you bishop this week. my offense needs to stop the faultering. i definetly dont need fucks ups this week.

[Bishop]

my catcher went down last night and is on the DL, but hasn't been placed on it in fantasy league. had to pick up Mattheny to stop the bleeding and coming in a crucial week. no matter who wins between heckyl and myself, I think the other 2nd place team will end up taking the #1 spot....heckyl, it's not going to be a blow out series, but expect to come out on the losing end there pal

[H]

we'll see when sunday comes around. as for the Cuban's, who knows. Oriole Magic isnt such a hot team. either of us coulda beat him 15-1. no offense, biggulator.

[Bishop]

fantasy baseball is all about balance and I think my batting and pitching is well balanced. I don't have the biggest names, but I've got guys who are ballers. my team reminds me of the 1998/1999 world series champion yankee's. not HR hitters, but contact hitters who get me the crucial stats. as for my pitching, it's solid, but only 2 closers :(

[H]

i have 2 closers. 1 that wont do shit till Tampa trades him later on in the season. im pretty sure Baez will be goto someone who needs a closer. my offense has been pretty solid so far. i should probly hit more HR's, but im still getting alot of hits from my leadoff fucks, and RBI production from those that should be producing them. as for my starters, bleh. their off and on except for like Patterson and Webb, and even Patterson finally got rocked last week.

[Bishop]

Barmes, Wilkerson, and Zaun have been big suprises for me and I got all 3 of those from free agency. Chavez hasn't done shit for me and i'm going to put him on the trading block

also, one of my closers is only closing because Isringhausen(sp?) is on the DL. once he comes back, i'm back to having 1 closer

[H]

id like to see Ben Sheets get more consistant once he gets off the DL. he finally broke out last season with a 2.70 ERA. i had Jaret Wright at the beginning of the season. what a dissapointment he was. but still, i did good for having not preranked any players. i forgot to do so before draft, and still ended up with a pretty good team.

[Bishop]

you're .5 games out of first, I think you've got yourself a pretty decent team

[H]

well, you will be the biggest challenge yet. as far as im concerned ive only had one good matchup so far and i won it 8-6. if i can at least stay close in a losing effort ill be happy.

[GuidedByVoices]

Cuban Defectors came up also after whooping Oriole Magic 15-1.

It was almost a clean sweep, he just barely beat me in the ERA category. My starting pitchers finally started to come through for me. The Phatboys did pretty well last week, I'm expecting a good matchup.

[elgigante]

son of a bitch! Im the Devil Rays of this league. Not good at all

[H]

teh real low point would to be the Royals of the league. dont slip that far.

[Bishop]

i'm the dodgers of the league....fast start, now my division is catching up to me

[Bishop]

looking at the league stats for the year, here are the league leaders who are on my team

Batting Average:
AL - Carlos Guillen (.387)
NL - Clint Barmes (.395)

Hits:
NL - Clint Barmes (45)

Doubles:
NL - Brad Wilkerson (12)

Struck Out:
NL - Brad Wilkerson (35)

Home Runs:
AL - Alex Rodriguez (11)

ERA:
NL - Dontrelle Willis (1.07)

Wins:
NL - Dontrelle Willis (6)

Shut Outs:
NL - Dontrelle Willis (2)

Complete Games:
NL - Dontrelle Willis (3)

Saves:
NL - Brandon Lyon (11)

[H]

my Line Up

C D. Miller (Mil - C) 10 24 17 6 0 1 8 0 9 .279
1B A. Pujols (StL - 1B) 22 43 23 11 0 9 27 2 16 .341
2B J. Reyes (NYM - 2B,SS) 36/139 20 36 25 8 0 3 11 7 4 .259
3B M. Mora (Bal - 3B) Min 23 38 23 8 0 7 17 4 7 .304
SS C. Counsell (Ari - 2B,SS) 29/103 16 29 22 7 0 0 7 8 25 .282
OF J. Drew (LAD - OF) 18 27 17 5 0 5 13 1 22 .273
OF J. Pierre (Fla - OF) 17 36 30 3 2 1 8 5 7 .295
OF Jo. Cruz (Ari - OF) 2 6 3 1 0 2 7 0 7 .333
Util R. Sexson (Sea - 1B) 23/101 20 23 11 4 0 8 26 0 17 .228
BN V. Wells (Tor - OF) 27/127 11 27 19 3 1 4 10 2 10 .213
BN S. Stewart (Min - OF) 36/132 17 36 31 3 0 2 12 3 10 .273
BN R. Mackowiak (Pit - 2B,3B,OF) 28/89 10 28 23 4 0 1 10 4 7 .315
DL B. CrosbyDL (Oak - SS) 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500

[H]

Pitching

SP J. Blanton (Oak - SP) 36.1 0 1 0 0 13 3.22
SP B. Webb (Ari - SP) 46.1 4 0 0 0 33 3.30
RP D. B?ez (TB - RP) 15.1 3 0 0 3 11 2.93
RP B. Moehler (Fla - SP,RP) 24.2 1 0 0 0 16 2.19
P M. Batista (Tor - SP,RP) 14.1 1 0 0 8 5 1.88
P C. Lidle (Phi - SP) 35.0 2 0 0 0 16 4.11
P V. Santos (Mil - SP) 41.1 1 1 0 0 26 3.05
BN J. Patterson (Was - SP) 36.2 2 0 0 0 29 2.45
BN D. Davis (Mil - SP) 41.2 3 1 0 0 33 5.40
BN S. Ponson (Bal - SP) 37.2 4 1 0 0 27 5.50
DL B. SheetsDL (Mil - SP) 27.1 1 0 0 0 25 3.95

[H]

this fuckin sucks. i got fucked out of a starter cause for some reason yahoo put all my roster changes for the week down the shitter. i set all my SP in advance and today i lose 1 starter cause it was all reset and i didnt notice. fuck yahoo. i aint trusting their bitch asses for anything anymore.

[Bishop]

did you pick up a free agent?

[H]

no, but i did let Jose Cruz off the DL. did that fuck up shit?

[Bishop]

anytime you pick up a free agent or take somebody off the DL, I think the roster will reset to the day prior

[H]

ah hell. thats what happened then.

[H]

son of a bitch. doug davis going 6 ip 1er so far and i couldnt start him. or i should say, i did start him, but it got reset. his good starts are few while his mediocre starts are more often.

[H]

fuck. im fucking pissed now. i blame yahoo solely for ruining my ERA this week. why the fuck would you reset a roster when taking someone off the DL. god fucking damnit. damnit damnit damnit. im not gonna stop bitching about this i know it. if this happened against Oriole magic or the donkey punchers i wouldnt care so much.

[Bishop]

Ryan Dempster blows a save which gave Prior a no decision....then Dempster is awarded with the W, what the fuck?

I got tired of Chavez, he's dropped and I picked up Choi from the Dodgers, he's really coming around and hitting well in the st. louis series

[H]

doug davis is a fucking prick for doing great on a day i got fucked out of starting him.

[Bishop]

3 days in and my team has yet to hit a HR....wtf? eh, I guess they're living up to the monicker I gave them about being like the 1999 yankee's; not HR hitters, but contact hitters

[GuidedByVoices]

I got tired of Chavez, he's dropped and I picked up Choi from the Dodgers, he's really coming around and hitting well in the st. louis series

I was wondering if anyone would pick up Hee-Seop. You should have heard all the ridicule he got in L.A. earlier in the season, he was sort of the symbol for everything wrong with GM Paul DiPodesta. Now I think he's got his average up to .280. Good for him. It's too early to get too excited about him yet, but he's certainly out-performing everyone's expectations.

[H]

well, my team is hitting the suck streak right now. i love how my whole team can just cool off out of nowhere and do absolutly fucking nothing.

[Bishop]

looks like I bounced back like last week and have taken the lead after a few days. my team should be known as the cardiac kids

[H]

my team should be known as the no fucking good pieces of shit. 0-10 from drew and pujols. nice job you pieces of shit.

[Bishop]

carpenter won another game for my team along with 8 K's and giving up only 2 ER's. Choi went 1-3 for me with 1 hit, 1 run, and 1 walk....much better than Chavez's production lately

[H]

this week just isnt my week. im not gonna check my stats till sunday. after today i should be way down seeing as i got 4 players playing and 2 of them just went combined 0-10

[GuidedByVoices]

well, my team is hitting the suck streak right now. i love how my whole team can just cool off out of nowhere and do absolutly fucking nothing.

I have similar issues with my team. They all want to slack off at the same time (although last week it was just the opposite). The little guys, Eckstein and Ichiro, are carrying my team so far this week.

[Bishop]

I was trying to trade you Alex Rodriguez for Ichiro and a pitcher :(

[H]

I have similar issues with my team. They all want to slack off at the same time (although last week it was just the opposite). The little guys, Eckstein and Ichiro, are carrying my team so far this week.

fucking baseball man. it happens to the actual teams so i guess it has to happen to the Fantasy guru's too. i just wish it could have happened when i was playing a shitty team. not the leage leader.

[Bishop]

fucking baseball man. it happens to the actual teams so i guess it has to happen to the Fantasy guru's too. i just wish it could have happened when i was playing a shitty team. not the leage leader.
I prefer the name "Cardiac Kids" *hitler*

i'll be changing the names when I get home from work

[tak]

i think my teams doing pretty damn good considering how shitty finley and thome have been playing, not to mention helton had a shitty april and berkman is 1 for 17 on the season. on the bright side, izturis and phillips have both been a lot better than i expected and chone figgins has been fucking great since he can fill in for every position except 1b and catcher.

[H]

just cant do shit this week. my team refuses to hit.

[Bishop]

uh oh heckyl....you had the lead just like tak had on me last week....look who's resilient and took over with a commanding 10-5 lead :D

[tak]

fucking awesome, angels have a double header and chone figgins isn't even in the goddamn lineup.

[Bishop]

fucking awesome, angels have a double header and chone figgins isn't even in the goddamn lineup.
even better....game 1 is delayed :cool:

[H]

not my fault my team decided to stop hitting in an important week. not to mention being fucked out of a great doug davis pitching performance. pujols likes to go 0-10 sometimes. bunch of fucking losers.

[Bishop]

I think carl everett has 1 or 2 at bats for me all week along with travis hafner not playing the last few days

blame Clint Barmes

[H]

Barmes tore up the Dbacks yesterday night. hes on fire right now.

[elgigante]

Dyno are you team Schiavo? Cause you've been whooping my ass all week

[H]

dyno is the cowbells

[H]

uh oh Chacin took a shit on you. did he get hurt? 3.2 IP 2 ER.

[Bishop]

uh oh Chacin took a shit on you. did he get hurt? 3.2 IP 2 ER.
I don't think you'll be able to make up 30+ IP in the next day though

[H]

im not worried about that. i was just making conversation. by the way he just left due to rain delay.

[Bishop]

im not worried about that. i was just making conversation. by the way he just left due to rain delay.
damn rain delays these past few days....not helping any of the teams in our league

not really a good week at all for batters

[H]

i know. batting is why i was winning the first 3 weeks. batting, and saves usually. my pitching is very streaky with the ERA and K's.

[H]

joe blanton gave up 9 runs in 2.2 IP. marvelous.

[H]

were right there together in the stretch 6-7. sunday determines the winer. cuban defectors will be taking the top spot im pretty sure, as he is kicking the shit out of Ricks team right now 13-2.

[H]

you got me Bishop, but by 1. better than i had expected. had i started Wells OR Stewart, who were both in a slump, i woulda took RBI and total hits. but fuck it. shit happens. we'll play again before its all over.

[H]

oh yeah, i seem to have a surplus of decent outfielders. i need a decent SP so if anybody needs an OF, hit me up with an offer.

[elgigante]

whats your team again? cause we should talk

[H]

Team 0-For

[Bishop]

dyno, if you're crawford....be sure to update your team. we're playing against one another this week and you had half your team on the bench. I don't want/like tainted victories

[H]

no shit. fucking asswipes that dont update your roster. Dyno and Rick i know dont. fuckers.

[elgigante]

eh never mind. the guys you have are somewhat close to mine statistically for the pitcher i would have offered

[tak]

dyno, if you're crawford....be sure to update your team. we're playing against one another this week and you had half your team on the bench. I don't want/like tainted victories

i, on the other hand, am completely fine with a tainted victory.

[H]

Doug Davis is the fuckin man. Complete game shutout today. thats two very important points.

[tak]

well, i sure am getting fucked over today. monday i do shitty, yesterday i get 16 innings without allowing a run from my pitchers, and today wilson alvarez allows 6 runs in 3 innings.

[tak]

oh yeah, not only did nathan blow a save, he also cost me a win.

[H]

dont ya just love pitchers. seems like Ponson either goes 9 innings of brilliant pitching, or gives up 9 ER in 1 IP. fuckin fat bastard motherfucker.

[Bishop]

as usual, my pitching has been good throughout the week. it's my hitting that's holding me back.

but, I have yet to lose a series so far this year

[H]

you were pretty close to losing against me. if i started Wells and Stewart that last day of the week, youda lost both the total hits and RBI points, giving me the win by 1. i was so pissed off. thats why i dont like having bench players on offense thusfar.

[Bishop]

what matters is that my team was updated, you gambled and played others. I can finish up being in 5th place in the standings, but come playoff time, i'll beat each and every team by 1 or 2 points. but it doesn't matter how many points I win by, what matters is winning

[H]

your talkin pretty early. dont let it bite you in the ass when the time comes around.

[tak]

dave roberts goes 4 for 5.....of course he's the only guy that had a game that was not in my lineup for the day. everyone else combined to go 2 for 749

[H]

i love when my team goes 2 for 749. silly bunch of bastards.

[Bishop]

well shit, now Prior is on the DL. every week, I lose a player and they on the DL. I can't keep bringing in new guys to my team, it's lowering the players morale. I may lose my first series this season....i've got 2 days left :(

[H]

dont worry, you should have lost that series two weeks ago. your time was already coming. as for your DL woes, my guys are starting to come off the DL, and ive gotten stronger. i actually have an ERA in the 2's after 6 days. amazing.

[Bishop]

dont worry, you should have lost that series two weeks ago. your time was already coming. as for your DL woes, my guys are starting to come off the DL, and ive gotten stronger. i actually have an ERA in the 2's after 6 days. amazing.
you just don't get it, do you? it's not about what your players did, it's which players you play....you are the one who chose to start others, you lost....pwned

[H]

i absolutly get it. why the fuck do you think i used the word SHOULD?

[Bishop]

i absolutly get it. why the fuck do you think i used the word SHOULD?
shoulda, woulda, coulda....didn't

my team is superior....any week

[H]

if you were superior, youda beat me by more than 1 and i wouldnt have had week winning RBI on my bench.

[H]

i beat myself. you just sat back and it happened.