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heckyl
05-11-2005, 09:48 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2057990

MINNEAPOLIS -- Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.

Onterrio Smith
Smith

Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.

Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with a device called "The Original Whizzinator." The officer who filed the report wrote that Smith "told me that it was dried urine for making a clean urine test." In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled "cleansing formula."



bwahahahhahaha. ive actually seen the whizzinator. my friend owns one. he uses it to pass his drug tests at TASC all the time.
Bishop
05-11-2005, 09:49 PM
thought it was about Robert Smith :(
heckyl
05-11-2005, 09:52 PM
Robert Smith is a quitter.
Bishop
05-11-2005, 09:53 PM
yeah, just like barry sanders and ryan leaf
heckyl
05-11-2005, 09:53 PM
haha, Ryan Leaf. i forgot about that guy.
Ricco
05-12-2005, 01:46 AM
dried urine? I thought I was the only one who carried that around.
Dirty
05-12-2005, 01:48 AM
You mean Ontario spliff still smokes the weed? NAW.......
ventrue
05-12-2005, 04:44 AM
I heard about this on the radio this morning. That sucks pretty bad to get caught with The Whizzinator, lol.
elgigante
05-12-2005, 04:45 AM
Smith has had weed problems since his days at Oregon
Bishop
05-12-2005, 04:52 AM
thought it was the college before he transferred to Oregon....heard that on ESPN radio
elgigante
05-12-2005, 05:09 AM
Ok it might have been when he was at tennesee then. He had some legal problem i thought though at oregon?
dy-no-mite3000
05-12-2005, 05:38 AM
hahah thats funny shit.
Bishop
05-12-2005, 05:39 AM
Ok it might have been when he was at tennesee then. He had some legal problem i thought though at oregon?
both
heckyl
05-12-2005, 05:43 AM
behold, teh whizzinator.

http://www.whizzinator.com/images/model1.jpg
heckyl
05-12-2005, 05:43 AM
http://www.whizzinator.com/images/The-Whole-Kit.jpg
heckyl
05-12-2005, 05:44 AM
http://www.whizzinator.com/images/front-view.jpg
http://www.whizzinator.com/images/Whiz-test-1n.jpg
Bishop
05-12-2005, 05:46 AM
http://www.whizzinator.com/images/color-tan.jpg

i've always wondered when crayola was going to make latino a color
heckyl
05-12-2005, 05:48 AM
that almost looks like poo.
dy-no-mite3000
05-12-2005, 05:58 AM
i dont recognize one of those unless bakedoggs mouth is on it.


in all seriousness im surprised shit like that still works int his day in age.
heckyl
05-12-2005, 07:00 AM
romoshop it. bakedogg can pucker on the whizzinator too.
dy-no-mite3000
05-12-2005, 07:10 AM
nah i already photochopped a fakedogg goodie for fightguy tonight
he'll post it tomorrow.
heckyl
05-12-2005, 07:11 AM
and?? its bakedogg for fucks sake. you can never do enough potochoppin to him.
dy-no-mite3000
05-12-2005, 07:13 AM
the more i see him the less i want to get errections in everyday life

his retard smile scares me
Necron Eloheim
05-12-2005, 03:20 PM
Smith has had weed problems since his days at Oregon
If a brother wants to smoke, let him smoke damn it :D