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Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 01:14 AM
5 years ago in May, I was charged with mail fraud when I was working for an opal importer.

He was a friend, well, client, of my fathers at the time and needed someone to take care of in town business relations when he was in Australia (his home country). I took care of mailing out information to our distributors and setting up conferences to attract new distributors. The distributors would buy "regions", where only they could sell. Little did I know, this importer, I will refer to him as John, was overlapping and double selling regions. It didn't take long for people to figure it out being they ran into eachother quite often. Of course, they came to me. I had no idea what the deal was, so I went to John. He said not to worry about it and he would take care of it. That was the last I heard from him. A week later, the police were at my door, accusing me of mail fraud, being that I mailed out the information packets...per my job description. I told them I had zero prior knowledge of the situation because I just sent the people the information, and John took care of the actual sale of the region. Next, the police confiscated his possession of opals at his house and found that they were real, to an extent...the real opals were shaved and the top layer was placed on a fake stone. This heightened the entire ordeal.

Anyway...I was charged as an accomplice to a crime I knew nothing about. It cost my family a quarter million dollars and almost my fathers clinic to cover court costs to keep me out of prison.

John was found in Australia and exdradited back to the US to serve 17 years in prison. After his sentence is over, he will be deported back to Australia.

I was sentenced to 5 years probation and $250 a month, restitution. They took Johns 3 homes, motor home, 11 cars and some other possessions to cover the rest, they are also docking his pay.

I go back to court in May to see if I still have to pay restitution on this entire ordeal or not.

My father just got a call from him a few days ago, saying that he was sorry for everything that he cost my family and that he would repay us somehow. My father basically told him that he didn't want to be in contact with John ever and to consider the deal closed.

Sorry this is so long, please don't tl/dr me.

kcb
03-11-2005, 01:17 AM
This reminds me of a time my friend sold me parsley instead of pot. I smoked it and thought I got high.

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 01:17 AM
This reminds me of a time my friend sold me parsley instead of pot. I smoked it and thought I got high.

It shouldn't. Don't fuck around.

kcb
03-11-2005, 01:18 AM
I tried not to get fucked around. It's not like I asked for the fake dope!

NEwrestler
03-11-2005, 01:25 AM
that sucks,and whats this opal and shaving,whats all that mean

kcb
03-11-2005, 01:27 AM
Sounds like mafia stuff and we've all become accomplices just by entering this thread.

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 01:31 AM
that sucks,and whats this opal and shaving,whats all that mean
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HwrZIKdxd-YJ:http://www.swissgemshop.ch/media/black-opal-942.jpg

This is an opal,

To get a cheaper version, some people (and this is what "John" did) will take and shave off layers of the opal, then glue one of the layers onto a fake opal, or a semi precious stone. So instead of one opal, you can get 10 from one rock....

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 01:34 AM
That really sucks girl. I bought and sold stones off of ebay for a little while...

wait, that really doesnt matter.

I hope that things go well for you. It sucks that you got pulled into something like that.

elgigante
03-11-2005, 01:37 AM
you can get 10 from one rock....


The crackheads in my neighborhood would kill for that price

kcb
03-11-2005, 01:37 AM
The guy's first mistake: Not killing you and destroying the evidence.

Amateurs.

Fighting_Irish1
03-11-2005, 01:38 AM
Well that was neither happy or jouyous

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 01:39 AM
He should have killed his wife, she was the one who turned over the fraudulent opals.

kcb
03-11-2005, 01:40 AM
What a fucking bitch. Whatever happened to "for better or worse"?

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 01:41 AM
What a fucking bitch. Whatever happened to "for better or worse"?
Greed kills loyality.

kcb
03-11-2005, 01:47 AM
Greed kills loyality.

Tell me about it. My Mom would always take the majority of foodstamps and go buy cigarettes or magazines. I think it's mostly a female problem.

Now that I live with my Uncle Possum I never have to deal with that.

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 02:58 AM
*puts on lawyers glasses*
I got you outta trouble last time you got busted bebe, Need "my cousin chrissy" from NY to come back to Minny to take care of your legal problems?

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 03:04 AM
*puts on lawyers glasses*
I got you outta trouble last time you got busted bebe, Need "my cousin chrissy" from NY to come back to Minny to take care of your legal problems?

You make it sound like I'm a criminal!

Where the hell have you been all day?

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:06 AM
Lins, I am glad we are out of that thread now!!!!

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:12 AM
You make it sound like I'm a criminal!

Where the hell have you been all day?
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/1/1459/640/dog%20-%20stick%20up.jpg


http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/expo/themes/school.jpg

I had voice over production classes today.. ANd a sinus infection. Imagine how sexy I sounded all nasaly and such doing VO work for a spot :) I gave Fran The Nanny Drescher a run for her money today.

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:13 AM
You make it sound like I'm a criminal!

Where the hell have you been all day?


*rocks out to Alien Ant Farm*
You've been hit by...
You've been struck by...
A Smooth Criminal! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!11

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 03:18 AM
Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool, I've got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight, OOOH, back to school, back to school...

uberfighter
03-11-2005, 03:18 AM
well if it makes you feel any better, lins, if you had to go to jail, i would give you a conjugal visit.

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:19 AM
Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool, I've got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight, OOOH, back to school, back to school...

adam sandler - funniest man alive

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:22 AM
Annie Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly Annie!
Annie Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly Annie!
Annie Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly Annie!
Annie Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly, Are You Oakly Annie!

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:23 AM
Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool, I've got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight, OOOH, back to school, back to school...

http://www.turkeyfoot.k12.pa.us/2002_Student_Web_Pages/Hinzy_Chance/billy_madison_picture.png

indeed.
boss is the ubber nasty to me about going made work really uncomfy today it sucked the ass of a dirty whore donkey

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:26 AM
http://www.turkeyfoot.k12.pa.us/2002_Student_Web_Pages/Hinzy_Chance/billy_madison_picture.png

indeed.
boss is the ubber nasty to me about going made work really uncomfy today it sucked the ass of a dirty whore donkey

You are.



gay 10 character limit

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:26 AM
shampoo IS better

uberfighter
03-11-2005, 03:26 AM
adam sandler - funniest man alive


oooh, that post could cost you a rep point. you're lucky we're buds.


adam sandler is a one trick pony that needs to be put down. his existence offends me as a comedian.

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:27 AM
well if it makes you feel any better, lins, if you had to go to jail, i would give you a conjugal visit.
I sneak a cigarette in my anus for her to use as a barter with her cell mate BULL.

http://www.midwestwrestling.com/images9/Bull_Nakano_WWF_Womens.jpg

Fighting_Irish1
03-11-2005, 03:28 AM
oooh, that post could cost you a rep point. you're lucky we're buds.


adam sandler is a one trick pony that needs to be put down. his existence offends me as a comedian.
Correction it did just cost him rep points *hitler*

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 03:28 AM
I sneak a cigarette in my anus for her to use as a barter with her cell mate BULL.

http://www.midwestwrestling.com/images9/Bull_Nakano_WWF_Womens.jpg

That should buy me another day of virginity.

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:29 AM
I sneak a cigarette in my anus for her to use as a barter with her cell mate BULL.

http://www.midwestwrestling.com/images9/Bull_Nakano_WWF_Womens.jpg

Have you been drinking tonight? Are you lonely?

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:29 AM
oooh, that post could cost you a rep point. you're lucky we're buds.


adam sandler is a one trick pony that needs to be put down. his existence offends me as a comedian.

I will refraise

Some of his movies are my faves as comedies...

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:30 AM
I will refraise


Wow. You butchered that word all to hell...

elgigante
03-11-2005, 03:32 AM
Wow. You butchered that word all to hell...

dont aks him to uses ploper engrish dammit! :mad:

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:32 AM
Wow. You butchered that word all to hell...
sorry
rephrase...

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:33 AM
dont aks him to uses ploper engrih dammit! :mad:

thank you, the big

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 03:34 AM
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...the last few posts there made me wake my friend up.

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:35 AM
Have you been drinking tonight? Are you lonely?

teh loned yes... One of my good girlie pals asked if I'd like to chill @ my place tonight since she wasn't upto anything but I told her I'll take a raincheck since I am teh tired and its after 11.

all truth. :( I need my fucking sleep tonight.

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:36 AM
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...the last few posts there made me wake my friend up.


http://www.picturethisgallery.com/Artists/Bullas,%20Will/Porcelains/Hogwash.jpg
hogwash!

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 03:37 AM
Chris- Whatcha drinking? Want to have a glass of wine with me??

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:38 AM
Aww, I'm sorry Dyno

*extends 2 swelled knux for the pounding*

Uncle Possum is allowing me to be on his Microsoft today since he's been working in the shed. I think I"m getting the hang of this Internet thing.

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:39 AM
Chris- Whatcha drinking? Want to have a glass of wine with me??

OOooh, wine! Ms. Sophisticated!
Around these parts we drink Pabst or Milwaukee's Best. Take that wine shit to the country club.

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:40 AM
Aww, I'm sorry Dyno

*extends 2 swelled knux for the pounding*

Uncle Possum is allowing me to be on his Microsoft today since he's been working in the shed. I think I"m getting the hang of this Internet thing.

not quite the gimmick I would have guessed

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:44 AM
not quite the gimmick I would have guessed

I'm not a gimmick, for the last time! Is it so hard to believe that a poor kid from the sticks, living with his Uncle Possum and working in a bologna sandwhich factory, just stumbled onto an Internet forum one day?

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:46 AM
I'm not a gimmick, for the last time! Is it so hard to believe that a poor kid from the sticks, living with his Uncle Possum and working in a bologna sandwhich factory, just stumbled onto an Internet forum one day?

oh my bad...
I was confusing you with the guy from the cheese sandwich factory

damn, sorry

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:47 AM
Chris- Whatcha drinking? Want to have a glass of wine with me??


Had a Kettle and Cran with my boneless buffalo wings with one of the girls tonight since the photo shoot was cancelled last min.

I will go grab a fat glass of the old faithful shiraz yella' tail!


YOU KNOW!!!!!111

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:49 AM
oh my bad...
I was confusing you with the guy from the cheese sandwich factory

damn, sorry


HAHA, DAMN, DUDE! Lets not get ahead of ourselves. The cheese sandwhich factory is for kids with GEDs. I can always hope, though.

Zeffryn
03-11-2005, 03:50 AM
Had a Kettle and Cran with my boneless buffalo wings with one of the girls tonight since the photo shoot was cancelled last min.

I will go grab a fat glass of the old faithful shiraz yella' tail!


YOU KNOW!!!!!111


I have an ungodly large glass of Gavurtz

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:50 AM
YOU KNOW!!!!!111

Unfortunately, I don't know.

:(

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:50 AM
I am drinking german beer if anyone cares...

*prays that people really like me*

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:52 AM
By the way, I noticed Dyno never returned the knux. I'm offended and am off to sleep on a pile of towels in the floor. I hope you are all happy with what you've done.

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:54 AM
*knux* to teh hick

btw tom green works in a cheese sandwich factory.. Didn't anyone else see "Freddy Got Fingered!!!" ?!?!?!?!?

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:55 AM
I am drinking german beer if anyone cares...

*prays that people really like me*

We like you even if your drink scat beer.

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:55 AM
We like you even if your drink scat beer.

link?
pic?

dy-no-mite3000
03-11-2005, 03:56 AM
I have an ungodly large glass of Gavurtz
you lush!
http://www.lush.com.hk/lush_main.gif

btw if ya ever get your boney ass out to ny, were going out to the hamptons and going out wine tasting @ the duck wine vineyards.

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:58 AM
*knux* to teh hick

btw tom green works in a cheese sandwich factory.. Didn't anyone else see "Freddy Got Fingered!!!" ?!?!?!?!?

Yes, of course. Tom Green was a master of shock comedy and I enjoyed that movie very much.

But if you are implying that I'm a gimmick, I must say, I'm very disappointed at the close-mindedness of all of you. I'm just a country boy that happened to stumble upon these great forum. I work at a balogna sandwhich factory (Sam's Mixed Meats) and have recently broke up with my long-time love affair Jackie.

Pretty soon I'm going to start a MySpace account so I can get some babes lined up.

kcb
03-11-2005, 03:59 AM
And on that note, good-night to all of you. My bed made up of soiled towels and linens will keep me warm, I assure you.

PhatRick
03-11-2005, 03:59 AM
Freddy got Fingered is where I got that from
"Daddy would you like soem sausage"

Tom did homecoming for UN while I was there. We got to hang out with him... uhhh, he does a lot of drugs...

Falero
03-11-2005, 08:51 AM
That sucks, hope your family made an economic recovery.

RotteVis
03-11-2005, 09:22 AM
Weren't you a minor 5 years ago?