Hoost vs. Sapp on ESPN Classic

[Bishop]

no, not in that way....the fight will be on Cheap Seats and the twins will do their part and poke fun at the fight. if you have ESPN Classic, check and see if it's on....this is a heads up

[H]

they show this all the time. probly will show hoost vs lebanner next. they also show goodridge vs hunt alot.

[Bishop]

creative brick breaking is first....funny shit

"oh my god, he has 2 left eyes!"
"eww, creepy"

[Bishop]

they show this all the time. probly will show hoost vs lebanner next. they also show goodridge vs hunt alot.
nononono....have you ever seen cheap seats? it's sports version of "Mystery Science Theatre 3000"....funny shit

[H]

oh, nah. dont have the channel.

[Bishop]

"you can't be the king of the beast and be the beast, that'd mean you're the king of yourself"

"chiseled man? was he chiseled out of a bigger man?" - show picture of Jaws from James Bond

"this Mr. Perfect may want to get a gun"

"it should say beast on the front as well"

"looks kinda like the way you'd fight your little sister....if your little sister was a 400lbs beast"

"he went down on that punch? who does he think he is? sonny liston? beast must have glass ribs"

[Bishop]

bob sapp do you care:

"sapp's shaved chest hair was once sold for $500"

[Bishop]

"why isn't Mr. Perfect kicking anymore? this is an imperfect-perfect strategy to me"

"that's enough blood to give 5 japanese people bloody transfusions"

"sapp kinda punches like a girl....a really drunk girl"

"this is way better than Rocky II"

"something tells me he just found the broken rib"

"pretty sure this dude wants one of the fighters to die" - shows guy in crowd jumping up and down

"after seeing K-1, I never want to watch TV again....3 words: god bless japan" - compliment

[H]

god bless japan is right. i mean, the fighting and game shows are superior to all.

[Bishop]

"great technique there beast, if you're an 80 year old woman with a rotator cuff problem"

"at least the beast doesn't telegraph his punches. it's more like he calls ahead about them and then sends an email as a follow up"

"they're going to need a dozen beach towels to dry off this guy" - about Sapp

"he's really 5'10 and 195lbs, he just seems big because he's in japan" - about Sapp

"that's alot of perspiration for a pre-fight. patrick ewing is his perspiration coach"

"yeah, yeah, kick him, kick him, kick him in the beast"

[Bishop]

http://cheapseats.tv/index.html

[Skean]

ESPN Classic has seemed to disappear from the television lineup here. :(