I am in a bit of shock. disappointment.

[dy-no-mite3000]

So, as many know... I work for a high end photography & videography studio that specializes in weddings. Im a full time photog/videographer on the weekends...durring the week I am a video editor. Hence me being on the boards all day.

So my boss comes over to me jsut now... says "You won't believe who just called to book us...." After a few light hearted guesses... I guessed it right on the head of the nail. This 1/2 greek/ 1/2 italian maitre'd from this one hall who I have known for 5 years now.

So? you ask. Well for the past 2 years we have gotten quite friendly. I was single... she was 5 years involved. I was hooked, she became single. We are such huge flirts and whatnot around each other while we do our jobs when I see her 1-2 times a month. We always keep saying "we'll have to figure out a time away from work soon." yadda yadda yadda.

The girl is quite great. Hard worker, day job is a 1-3 grades school teacher, and weekends is maitre'd. Good family, great smile, nice ass. All around a good catch. So she is now getting married to someone she works with.... In July. Yes July. 4 months from now.

I saw her a month ago when she was under the weather... Still talking about life and asking if I had said good riddence to my current. Now, I sit here... and the first girl I really wanted to make something of.. Is getting hitched. i assume she is teh preggo and that is the rush to get hitched. But still, I am in a state of shock to say the least. I always figured down the road we'd end up doing something.

I have to mention a year ago I popped the "let's go out, out" question and she had jsut gotten back with her bf she was with since hs. So that bombed, then 4 months later she was asking my boss if i was still single/looking or not. And like a dick he said I was with someone. Fucking cock block.

So there is the sad sob story. Boo fucking hoo. So any of you other dumb fucks find any girls getting away from you? (aside from Fighting Irish1, where if a girl gets away from him, it just means she isn't gonna get stabbed on that occassion.)

discuss tools.

[Canario]

Isn't this the plot to the Wedding Singer???

[eMpEr0r]

Dyno, yer in NYC. The free pussy pool is the largest in the USA. You will get no sympathy from me! It just wasnt in the cards, man. Meh, who knows? Mebbe they'll get divorced in 6 months. Life is funny like that.

[Fighting_Irish1]

I resent that comment I haven't had an escapee from my loft yet... your runing my reputation wha are the guys back home gonna think?

[dy-no-mite3000]

Dyno, yer in NYC. The free pussy pool is the largest in the USA. You will get no sympathy from me! It just wasnt in the cards, man. Meh, who knows? Mebbe they'll get divorced in 6 months. Life is funny like that.
nah if shes with child it isn't for me.

If she was hiding that her and this guy where dating/hooking up etc..whatever from everyone i understand. But, to say the least this one just hit me upside the head. The negative spiteful fuck I can be..hope she is knocked up and atleast that is why she is marrying him.

Atleast i found out the easy way she isn't "pro my choice" which would be abort! abort! abort!


Ofcourse EmP. There is tons of ass to choose from. But quality, no matter where you are is hard to come by. Also I hate wasting time on girls who aren't worth it long term. If I can't see a possability of something longterm with a girl, I am not going to pursue anything much... if @ all. It's how I roll.

[Zeffryn]

Shitty Dyno...but...as you know, such is life. You'll find someone. [/cliche]

[dy-no-mite3000]

Shitty Dyno...but...as you know, such is life. You'll find someone. [/cliche]
That's my line beeswacker!

[Canario]

On a completely different note, I've decided that I am either going to get with that hot chick I know or die trying. I figure with St. Patty's Day and our Varsity Athletic Banquet, something will go down (pun intended).

However, I'm sure the whole situation will probably end in disappointment and I will be on this board typing up a thread similar to this one.

[Johnny Toetags]

Shitty day for us both my friend. I sympathise.

[Zeffryn]

Shitty day for us both my friend. I sympathise.

What happened to you?

*group hug*

[Zeffryn]

On a completely different note, I've decided that I am either going to get with that hot chick I know or die trying. I figure with St. Patty's Day and our Varsity Athletic Banquet, something will go down (pun intended).

However, I'm sure the whole situation will probably end in disappointment and I will be on this board typing up a thread similar to this one.

Canario,

You're hawt, you can hook it up just fine.

[Canario]

Canario,

You're hawt, you can hook it up just fine.

I like you.....reps on the way

[Shaolin Bushido]

Shitty day for us both my friend. I sympathise.
There's the magic word.*squats in an attempt to shit in thread resulting in my lower intestines leaving a bloody snail trail out of thread*

Oopsie.

[Canario]

Canario,

You're hawt, you can hook it up just fine.

Speaking of hawtness, talking to her right now on MSN. I shall lay the foundation for future debauchary.

[Happy Gilmore]

Hey Dyno...is this a picture of you and your boss?







http://i155.exs.cx/img155/3669/weddingsinger2pi.jpg

You know what to do - fly to Vegas and interrupt that shit.
________
Live Sex (http://livesexwebshows.com/)

[J@ckson]

So, as many know... I work for a high end photography & videography studio that specializes in weddings. Im a full time photog/videographer on the weekends...durring the week I am a video editor. Hence me being on the boards all day.

So my boss comes over to me jsut now... says "You won't believe who just called to book us...." After a few light hearted guesses... I guessed it right on the head of the nail. This 1/2 greek/ 1/2 italian maitre'd from this one hall who I have known for 5 years now.

So? you ask. Well for the past 2 years we have gotten quite friendly. I was single... she was 5 years involved. I was hooked, she became single. We are such huge flirts and whatnot around each other while we do our jobs when I see her 1-2 times a month. We always keep saying "we'll have to figure out a time away from work soon." yadda yadda yadda.

The girl is quite great. Hard worker, day job is a 1-3 grades school teacher, and weekends is maitre'd. Good family, great smile, nice ass. All around a good catch. So she is now getting married to someone she works with.... In July. Yes July. 4 months from now.

I saw her a month ago when she was under the weather... Still talking about life and asking if I had said good riddence to my current. Now, I sit here... and the first girl I really wanted to make something of.. Is getting hitched. i assume she is teh preggo and that is the rush to get hitched. But still, I am in a state of shock to say the least. I always figured down the road we'd end up doing something.

I have to mention a year ago I popped the "let's go out, out" question and she had jsut gotten back with her bf she was with since hs. So that bombed, then 4 months later she was asking my boss if i was still single/looking or not. And like a dick he said I was with someone. Fucking cock block.

So there is the sad sob story. Boo fucking hoo. So any of you other dumb fucks find any girls getting away from you? (aside from Fighting Irish1, where if a girl gets away from him, it just means she isn't gonna get stabbed on that occassion.)

discuss tools.
Shit or get off the pot.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Hey Dyno...is this a picture of you and your boss?







http://i155.exs.cx/img155/3669/weddingsinger2pi.jpg

You know what to do - fly to Vegas and interrupt that shit.
I'll be SHOOTING their wedding. Video...not guns...

[Dredd]

Okay I think we've had enough here.http://riverview.cybershibas.com/puppies_small.jpg









Seriously though... you could pull a chick flick and tell her how you have felt all along... sweep her off her feet and get married and live happily ever after.

OR

You could just nail her while she's married?

[dy-no-mite3000]

i may try for the nailed while married thing..as i am in no rush nor need to get married.
plus girls kinda frown when i tell them my rules for marriage.

[The Kraken]

There's the magic word.*squats in an attempt to shit in thread resulting in my lower intestines leaving a bloody snail trail out of thread*

Oopsie.

Disgustingly good humor > bad intentions - reps to you.

[The Kraken]

i may try for the nailed while married thing..as i am in no rush nor need to get married.
plus girls kinda frown when i tell them my rules for marriage.

Well now, this sounds promising. What are your rules?

[J@ckson]

Tell her how you feel.

[J@ckson]

Just kidding, you should totally kill her cockteasing ass.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Well now, this sounds promising. What are your rules?
prenuptual agreement.
i dont care if i owe 1,ooo's to banks and car loans etc. If I am EVER going to get married it is going to be signed sealed and delivered from the get go what we get when we divorce. Ive seen to many people with everything and way to many people with nothing get divorced and see the guy go through hell.

to that i say "na na na na naaaaa..." pre nup or no ring.

Every girl I have gone out with over the past 3 years knows this by date 1 or 2. I don't play games with that shit.

Also I say what I mean, and mean what I say. Don't say one thing hoping I will "get it" or "understand what you really mean". Just say it or don't cry when I tell you I didn't do something.

Other than that..those are the two majors. Pre Nup and "Say what you mean." :)

[dy-no-mite3000]

Just kidding, you should totally kill her cockteasing ass.
i like this idea.
rep points.

[The Kraken]

prenuptual agreement.
i dont care if i owe 1,ooo's to banks and car loans etc. If I am EVER going to get married it is going to be signed sealed and delivered from the get go what we get when we divorce. Ive seen to many people with everything and way to many people with nothing get divorced and see the guy go through hell.

to that i say "na na na na naaaaa..." pre nup or no ring.

Every girl I have gone out with over the past 3 years knows this by date 1 or 2. I don't play games with that shit.

Also I say what I mean, and mean what I say. Don't say one thing hoping I will "get it" or "understand what you really mean". Just say it or don't cry when I tell you I didn't do something.

Other than that..those are the two majors. Pre Nup and "Say what you mean." :)

I was hoping for something more along the lines of...

1. Nagging me right off the bat about shit when I get home from work means you lose 50 cunnilingus points.

2. Feeding me good food with a blow job for dessert gets you 25 cunnilingus points.

3. You need 2550 points to receive teh oral.

4. Clean dat shit.

[dy-no-mite3000]

i could have said some silly stuff ofcourse kraken but then my street cred would suffer.

[Oliver Klosov]

nah if shes with child it isn't for me.

If she was hiding that her and this guy where dating/hooking up etc..whatever from everyone i understand. But, to say the least this one just hit me upside the head. The negative spiteful fuck I can be..hope she is knocked up and atleast that is why she is marrying him.

Atleast i found out the easy way she isn't "pro my choice" which would be abort! abort! abort!


Ofcourse EmP. There is tons of ass to choose from. But quality, no matter where you are is hard to come by. Also I hate wasting time on girls who aren't worth it long term. If I can't see a possability of something longterm with a girl, I am not going to pursue anything much... if @ all. It's how I roll.

Why can't you just be happy that she found someone she loves?

































just kidding ....... stab her.

[Beorn O'Brophy]

just kidding ....... stab her.

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Thanks for the laugh!
:)

[dy-no-mite3000]

I like others to be miserable. Makes me happy.
So who is sad?

[eMpEr0r]

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one. - Ice Motherfuckin' T

[dy-no-mite3000]

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one. - Ice Motherfuckin' T
http://www.soniguales.com/fotos/JayZ.jpg
you sure?

[Zeffryn]

I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one. - Ice Motherfuckin' T


BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

cough *JayZ* cough

[dy-no-mite3000]

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

cough *JayZ* cough
he gave it a good shot.. so i gave him reps still.
it was a good reference.

also when did you pass me in post count ya whore?

[Mad Processor]

They all look alike.

[dy-no-mite3000]

They all look alike.

*clanks cowbell to notify powers that be of teh racisms!!!*

Im gonna report your post~!!!

[Zeffryn]

he gave it a good shot.. so i gave him reps still.
it was a good reference.

also when did you pass me in post count ya whore?


Fuck..I didn't even realise that I did. It had to be just today because you were ahead of me last night.

[Mad Processor]

*clanks cowbell to notify powers that be of teh racisms!!!*

Im gonna report your post~!!!

:eek:

:(

*hitler*

I like smilies, they help save the day!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Fuck..I didn't even realise that I did. It had to be just today because you were ahead of me last night.
so you got head from me last night?

[dy-no-mite3000]

Was I any good?

[Zeffryn]

Was I any good?

Oh very, these guys will be very fortunate.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Oh very, these guys will be very fortunate.
YOU YNOW!!111

*wipes mouth*

[Dredd]

YOU YNOW!!111

*wipes mouth*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA



Fucking grose.

[Zeffryn]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA



Fucking grose.

Hi little one! How was school today?

[dy-no-mite3000]

http://www.ageofawareness.org/blind%20school%20perf..jpg
dredd @ school today.

[Dredd]

Hi little one! How was school today?

It was same old... got 60% on my physics test I thought I bombed. So I am good.

How's work goin?

[Dredd]

http://www.ageofawareness.org/blind%20school%20perf..jpg
dredd @ school today.

*feels computer screen*


You bastard!

[dy-no-mite3000]

*types in braile* PWN3D!!!!!!!1one

[Zeffryn]

Dredd is a blind blick? Sad.

Eh...work is, work.

[Dredd]

Dredd is a blind blick? Sad.

Eh...work is, work.

No just blick.

Atleast you can post all day :p

[Zeffryn]

No just blick.

Atleast you can post all day :p

Yes, I suppose that is a perk. Now if I could only think of a way to not have to deal with the retarded motherfuckers that work here.....I'll be set.

[Dredd]

*types in braile* PWN3D!!!!!!!1one

PEUPTY PEUPTY PONTS!

[Mad Processor]

This thread turned very gay very fast.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Yes, I suppose that is a perk. Now if I could only think of a way to not have to deal with the retarded motherfuckers that work here.....I'll be set.


http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/1/4/37-13312-sm.jpg
me and the boys are ready to come clean house.. Call us "consultants".

[Dredd]

This thread turned very gay very fast.
Your avatar is grand.

[Mad Processor]

Your avatar is grand.

Thanks mate, I really like it and so far it appears others are as well.

[Dredd]

Thanks mate, I really like it and so far it appears others are as well.

Big Chris is one bad ass motherfucker.

[Mad Processor]

Big Chris is one bad ass motherfucker.

As is Bullet Tooth Tony!

[Dredd]

He always tends to play those kind of roles.

Oh well they suit him.

[Alfuh]

There are two types of balls: big brave balls and little mincy faggot balls ...

[the chairman211]

when i was up in NYC this month my head was on a pivot. good times

[Mad Processor]

He always tends to play those kind of roles.

Oh well they suit him.

I remember reading about how he got into the acting biz, don't know how true it is, but supposedly when they where getting together the actors of "Lock, stock and two smoking barrells" they had described Big Chris as "a Vinnie Jones looking guy" or something. In the end, nobody really fitted the role so they asked Vinnie himself and he accepted.