largest trade in NBA history

[the chairman211]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2122976

the biggest part, miami gets the PG they badly needed, a terrific third scorer, and wing defender

5 teams, 13 players

miami: antoine walker, jason williams, james posey, andre emmett, roberto duenas

memphis: eddie jones, raul lopez

new orleans: rasual butler, kirk snyder

utah: greg ostertag

boston: curtis borschardt, qyntel woods, albert miralles, two 2nd round picks, cash

[my sex is artsy]

Miami cleaned up.

Utah and Boston got fucking pwned. Where is Doctor to defend the shit move that Boston made here?

Curtis Borchardt = biggest cracker stiff ever.

[the chairman211]

earlier reports had said miami was sending off a trade exception but it seems that didnt pan out. miami might let damon jones walk now. boston didnt get fuxored at all IMO. with gerald green now in tow along with tony allen, delonte west, et. al. boston has plenty of 2's and 3's already. also they revived themselves with the youth movement, no point sinking big cash into a fading walker.

new orleans and utah are just kind of there, nothing to say. i gotta ask what the hell is jerry west smoking and where can i get some. not only is eddie jones due $14.5 million next year, but he plays the same position as memphis' entire roster

[my sex is artsy]

earlier reports had said miami was sending off a trade exception but it seems that didnt pan out. miami might let damon jones walk now. boston didnt get fuxored at all IMO. with gerald green now in tow along with tony allen, delonte west, et. al. boston has plenty of 2's and 3's already. also they revived themselves with the youth movement, no point sinking big cash into a fading walker.

new orleans and utah are just kind of there, nothing to say. i gotta ask what the hell is jerry west smoking and where can i get some. not only is eddie jones due $14.5 million next year, but he plays the same position as memphis' entire roster

Picking up Curtis Borchardt is always a kiss of death. Trust me. He's a human curse.

And, Eddie Jones, in addition to being a huge contract...sucks now. He just sucks. That's all there is to it. Fucking terrible.

[the chairman211]

Picking up Curtis Borchardt is always a kiss of death. Trust me. He's a human curse.

And, Eddie Jones, in addition to being a huge contract...sucks now. He just sucks. That's all there is to it. Fucking terrible.
maybe they'll just cut him. and yeah eddie is now a poor man's steve smith, and that's an insult to steve smith

[Anton Chigurh]

Wow. Miami will be a powerhouse for sure. That's good because I love that huge fat black guy that always runs onto the court in the middle of games and knocks people around, flopping all over the place and helplessly failing his arms everywhere. Sometimes they let him shoot free throws, and every few season, wouldn't you know it? He makes one.

Also, they give him post game interview questions like "What did you think of Dwayne Wade's performance?" To which he answers, "Ummm... uhhhh, dey ain't tryna stop da diesel, nigga what recognize buk buk!!"

[pants]

Boston got the shittest deal out of the lot by far.

[Anton Chigurh]

Boston got the shittest deal out of the lot by far.

The Celtics get shittier and shittier... They'll win the NBA's "Most Self Inflicted Rock-bottom Shitty Season Award" next year.

[my sex is artsy]

The Celtics get shittier and shittier... They'll win the NBA's "Most Self Inflicted Rock-bottom Shitty Season Award" next year.

Doctor will be here to slit your throat momentarily.

[Chris660]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2122976

new orleans: rasual butler

I went to high school with this guy

[Bishop]

Miami is going to be alot like Portland was a few years back when they loaded up with Steve Smith, Detlef, and Pippen. they'll have all the talent, but alot of bickering on who's going to get the ball and who's going to score. it's going to get ugly and I think Miami will end up cracking mid way through the season with disfunction. Jason Williams will be the key reasoning to all this. why does he take 3-pointers from 10' behind the arc? I have no idea, he's WHITE CHOCOLATE.

[tak]

miami definitely has the potential to win it all next year, but like bishop said, there's a good chance they'll blow it by bickering with each other. however, i think the cause of the bickering will come from 'toine instead of j-dub. i'm sure j-dub will get his share of criticism from big diesel, but i don't think he has it in him to talk shit back. last years team got lucky, wade is an incredibly selfless guy. but if there's any two guys i could see butting heads over shots, it's walker and shaq.

[pants]

here's a basketball poem i wrote:
I hate Antonie Walker,
But i hate Rasheed Wallace more.

[Bishop]

here's a basketball poem i wrote:
I hate Antonie Walker,
But i hate Rasheed Wallace more.
work on that a little and you may be able to turn it into a haiku

[Doctor]

you motherfuckers.......


so.....angry.......


i'm fucking hungry, so i don't have time to retort to my heart's content, but when i come back, anyone that talked shit about the celtics or antoine had better be hanging out over in freestyle or some shit.


ahhhh fuck....i can't resist a small "fuck you" to you haters.....the celtics did a sign and trade and gave up a player we weren't going to have next season anyway (antoine) for a group of players we're going to waive as soon as we can and free up a bunch of $$$ for a combined dollar amount that is higher than what we would have paid antoine if he had wished to stay with us, by roughly 2 million dollars. on top of that, we got both first and second round draft picks in coming drafts. bottom line, its almost as if we traded a player we didn't even have for a couple million dollars and some draft picks. if any of you fuckheads can possibly put together a halfway decent argument as to how this is a shitty deal for the celtics, i will be absolutely astounded and rep you randomly between now and the next celtics championship. ok, ok, sorry. i'm done. little worked up because chairman is the only one up there that saw this shit clearly and didn't completely miss boston's intention with the trade. i fucking hate it when that shitbag says something correct.

[Doctor]

antoine 4 life

[pants]

work on that a little and you may be able to turn it into a haiku
There goes Rasheed Wallace again
crying after a call like a bitch
i hope he gets slapped

that's the best i can do..

[tak]

here's a basketball poem i wrote:
I hate Antonie Walker,
But i hate Rasheed Wallace more.

pants!! pants!! pants!!

[pants]

yay for tak! tak! tak!

[the chairman211]

Miami is going to be alot like Portland was a few years back when they loaded up with Steve Smith, Detlef, and Pippen. they'll have all the talent, but alot of bickering on who's going to get the ball and who's going to score. it's going to get ugly and I think Miami will end up cracking mid way through the season with disfunction. Jason Williams will be the key reasoning to all this. why does he take 3-pointers from 10' behind the arc? I have no idea, he's WHITE CHOCOLATE.
youre forgetting the biggest part of that equation. in portland they had no alpha dog, there was no sheriff to shut up the inmates so you ended up with a bunch of guys doing their own thing to the detriment of the team. shaq is light years ahead of what they had as leaders, that shit will never happen. also, dont forget that portland team was 12 minutes away from going to an NBA finals they would have won. the only thing that stopped them was a total meltdown and shaq+kobe at their peak

[the chairman211]

miami definitely has the potential to win it all next year, but like bishop said, there's a good chance they'll blow it by bickering with each other. however, i think the cause of the bickering will come from 'toine instead of j-dub. i'm sure j-dub will get his share of criticism from big diesel, but i don't think he has it in him to talk shit back. last years team got lucky, wade is an incredibly selfless guy. but if there's any two guys i could see butting heads over shots, it's walker and shaq.
yeah i could see that. antoine kinda has a manny ramirez cluelessness to him. i'll lay 50-50 miami trades walker at the deadline

[Doctor]

thats what i thought. bitches.

[the chairman211]

thats what i thought. bitches.
whatre your thoughts on pierce. i cant see him finishing the season with boston

[the chairman211]

oh and there was a trade exception involved, i dunno why the initial reports didnt mention it. and btw along with delonte, green, and allen i forgot al jefferson. all young and explosive. funny how only a few years ago the celtics were among the worst drafting teams around. i see boston swapping pierce out for more building blocks, they'll take a bath this year and maybe next, but that's a beast of team once it develops

[Doctor]

oh and there was a trade exception involved, i dunno why the initial reports didnt mention it. and btw along with delonte, green, and allen i forgot al jefferson. all young and explosive. funny how only a few years ago the celtics were among the worst drafting teams around. i see boston swapping pierce out for more building blocks, they'll take a bath this year and maybe next, but that's a beast of team once it develops
yeah man.....i see them doing the same shit. pierce is gone this season, i read a recent sports guy column on espn.com where he said that pierce was going to be in full on vince carter "i want to be traded or else i won't play well" mode by thanksgiving and i agree....the sooner we package some shit up and get him out of here while he is still a top player in the league, the better. if we get what he is worth in a trade, we will be money, and he will be out like he wants. we might even be able to package him with blount if a team wants him bad enough and is naive enough to take blount simply based on potential and size. we got ricky davis now to fill pierce's gap, as well as gerald green if he can pick it up a little bit. i like where we're going...all young guys that run the floor and could develop into nasty beats......yeah, we may be in somewhat rough shape this year, but i bet you will still exceed 30 wins and come back next year a lot stronger. i hated him at first, but i gotta give it to ainge....the man is a drafting monster.