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DuFF BooZe
08-08-2005, 07:40 PM
For our one-year anniversary she had the following image blown up into a 36 x 24 framed masterpiece which now hangs in my room.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/duffbooze/vovchanchyn1.png

This is probably the best gift that has ever been given to anyone in the history of the world. Sorry, just wanted to brag a little because I am very satisfied with my new masterpiece and will surely admire its beauty for many years to come.

*hitler*
XiAoYuFOREVER
08-08-2005, 07:42 PM
thats cool!
Mad Processor
08-08-2005, 07:42 PM
My girlfriend goes with me to black metal parties!

pwned!
Oliver Klosov
08-08-2005, 07:43 PM
what's he saying?
Mad Processor
08-08-2005, 07:43 PM
Cool though.
Mad Processor
08-08-2005, 07:43 PM
what's he saying?

"In Soviet Russia, I have an image of YOU!"
Canario
08-08-2005, 07:44 PM
OH YA!!!

Well my girlfriend is.....ummmmm......not real???
Oliver Klosov
08-08-2005, 07:44 PM
"In Soviet Russia, I have an image of YOU!"


I do have some very revealing images of you, MP.


P.S. thanks for send these to my PM box.
my sex is artsy
08-08-2005, 07:45 PM
That's superb.

I got you a one year anniversary gift, too. I blew it up, just for you.


http://img276.imageshack.us/img276/9938/duffbooze24ft.gif
dy-no-mite3000
08-08-2005, 07:46 PM
i have many girlfriends.

i meet them at their hotel rooms.

we have a date in their hotel room.

we have sex.

she pretends to like me.

we kiss.

then after completion of our hour long date,

i present her with a cash gift for her time.

I put my pants on and go back home to my miserable life spending it with all of you.
DuFF BooZe
08-08-2005, 07:47 PM
too bad you can't frame animated .gif files
my sex is artsy
08-08-2005, 07:48 PM
too bad you can't frame animated .gif files

Nah, but you could get each frame individually framed, magnifying the glory. That way you get a better view of Tra's one pec, and Alistair's sexy brown body.
DuFF BooZe
08-08-2005, 07:51 PM
Nah, but you could get each frame individually framed, magnifying the glory. That way you get a better view of Tra's one pec, and Alistair's sexy brown body.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/duffbooze/mikhail1.jpg

Illhoukine is NOT impressed.
CHH
08-08-2005, 07:54 PM
My girlfriend has the decency to not exist
Rasengan
08-08-2005, 08:04 PM
too bad you can't frame animated .gif files

perhaps if you're still living in the 20th century...get that DeLorean back to 87mph, the 21st century misses you!

http://www.ceiva.com/home/hp/index.jsp
my sex is artsy
08-08-2005, 08:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/duffbooze/mikhail1.jpg

Illhoukine is NOT impressed.

Babalu doesn't give a fuck.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/682/micha2sf.gif
Bishop
08-08-2005, 08:26 PM
my gf bought me "ECW One Night Stand"

my gf > your gf
DuFF BooZe
08-08-2005, 08:40 PM
Babalu doesn't give a fuck.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/682/micha2sf.gif

even Bas is impressed and scared of Igor...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/duffbooze/vov3.jpg
Ratt
08-09-2005, 12:34 AM
My chick buys all the PPV's.............
DCBooks
08-09-2005, 12:50 AM
I'd prefer a hummer, but it is nice.
djstoop_id
08-09-2005, 12:53 AM
my gf is happy just to blow me. that's enough.

your move sherlock.
Alfuh
08-09-2005, 02:38 AM
My gf watched all of TUF season 1 with me and also knows about all of the big names in UFC and Pride and has seen most of their fights.

And she touches my penis.
J@ckson
08-09-2005, 02:52 AM
My girlfriend has the decency to not existReps
CTY
08-09-2005, 03:51 AM
Babalu doesn't give a fuck.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/682/micha2sf.gif

Was Ilhoukine eliminated from the Royal Rumble, or did his feet not touch the floor below?
Anton Chigurh
08-09-2005, 07:18 AM
For our one-year anniversary she had the following image blown up into a 36 x 24 framed masterpiece which now hangs in my room.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/duffbooze/vovchanchyn1.png

This is probably the best gift that has ever been given to anyone in the history of the world. Sorry, just wanted to brag a little because I am very satisfied with my new masterpiece and will surely admire its beauty for many years to come.

*hitler*

That does fucking rock. I had an ex (who I couldn't stand) buy me a 24 x 36 one-of-a-kind still frame from Braveheart. The scene where Wallace is standing with nothing but blue sky in the background after pwning the English for the first time, with his face painted and bloody. It's autographed with a cert of authenticity. She got me this because she was PCSing and it was a desperate cry on her part to keep me. Oh, it came along with an autographed Barry Bonds baseball. Both are displayed at my house, but they're at my new place while I'm moving. Stupid nonessential stuff. Her plot almost worked, too. But then I was fucking someone else 5 days later.
Falero
08-09-2005, 09:30 AM
Hey, I recognized that guy! Didn?t he loose again?!
Lappari
08-09-2005, 02:52 PM
Hey, I recognized that guy! Didn?t he loose again?!

*lose

Pwn3d!!11
my sex is artsy
08-09-2005, 03:25 PM
Was Ilhoukine eliminated from the Royal Rumble, or did his feet not touch the floor below?

No, but he was eliminated from the 1999 King of Kings as soon as Babalu pwned him with the kimura counter to an armbar.
Rauger
08-09-2005, 04:07 PM
nice...but you got butt sex too right?
DuFF BooZe
08-09-2005, 09:10 PM
nice...but you got butt sex too right?

not for our one-year, but i have gotten it before and it is my favorite of all types of sex. i never really got into the whole oral (giving or recieving) thing. it usually just makes me sleepy and bored.
Lord Prawn
08-09-2005, 09:10 PM
I used to be buddies with a guy who beat up Igor. Pwn.
DuFF BooZe
08-09-2005, 09:17 PM
nice...but you got butt sex too right?

...and reps for the anal question.
DuFF BooZe
08-09-2005, 09:17 PM
I used to be buddies with a guy who beat up Igor. Pwn.

it will come as no surprise that i call WORK on your story
my sex is artsy
08-09-2005, 09:18 PM
not for our one-year, but i have gotten it before and it is my favorite of all types of sex. i never really got into the whole oral (giving or recieving) thing. it usually just makes me sleepy and bored.

W-T-F.
Lord Prawn
08-09-2005, 09:26 PM
it will come as no surprise that i call WORK on your story

Too bad.
DCBooks
08-09-2005, 09:52 PM
not for our one-year, but i have gotten it before and it is my favorite of all types of sex. i never really got into the whole oral (giving or recieving) thing. it usually just makes me sleepy and bored.


Is she doing it right? (I'm not sure how to do it wrong, but sleepy and bored are not the typical reactions one expects.)