The Swedish Empire here grows

[elgigante]

as Carl has joined us. Welcome Carl

[PhatRick]

what the fuck is up...

carl?

[Canario]

Is this the same Carl that makes the Hot Sandwiches???

[WrestlerV]

http://diamante.uniroma3.it/hipparcos/Carl%20E.Sagan.jpg

Hi Carl.

[Fenix]

Kia ora, tena koe?

[The Kraken]

Kia ora, tena koe?

Loosely translated... "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

[Dredd]

There's a swedish empire?

[The Kraken]

Yes, it extends nearly across Sweden now.

[Fenix]

Loosely translated... "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"Stricter translation: Hello, how are you?

[Skean]

Welcome Carl!

[Mad Processor]

Carl! Good to see another Scandi bastard here!

[Sir Punchalot]

Scandinavians are SO the best people in the world. Except for those of them that aren't Norwegian, of course.

Nothing's perfect, not even Scandinavia.

[Mad Processor]

With enough Scandi's here, we can start our extensive take-over plan of the world.

[Sir Punchalot]

With enough Scandi's here, we can start our extensive take-over plan of the world.

The World is just the beginning.

[Mad Processor]

The World is just the beginning.

<brain>Indeed!</brain>

[Falero]

V?lkommen, Carl!

[Sir Punchalot]

Okay, so how many Norwegians and how many Swedeses do we have here now?

[Mad Processor]

2 Norwegians and 2 Swedes?

[Sir Punchalot]

2 Norwegians and 2 Swedes?

Is that it? I think so too. We need a coupla more to take over the world though. Maybe I should invite the King of Norway.

[Falero]

Uhm.. I think me n? Carl are the swedes now. That makes uhmm.. 2.. I think..
I think there?s two norwies here now too.
Q: Where are the danes?

[Mad Processor]

The Danes are pussies for not signing up. Not a single Dane .. baah.

[Sir Punchalot]

Danish people are lazy. I think we need to do the signing up for them if we want them here.

[Mad Processor]

We also need to do the posting .. Danish people only drink beer and watch "Big Brother".

[Sir Punchalot]

Yes, Danish people are nice and friendly, but when it comes to work they are very much like negroes. And Danish people don't even have rythm.

[Mad Processor]

Hahahahaha, Scandi rep to Punchalot and Falero!

[Sir Punchalot]

Scan reps!!!!

[Falero]

Real scandis, unite!!!

[Falero]

Damn, must spread around before repping Puncho.

[fightguy]

*tries to remember if I like Carl or not*

[Sir Punchalot]

Damn, must spread around before repping Puncho.

Take your time, my Swedish compadre.

[fightguy]

Damn, must spread around before repping Puncho.
Feel free to spread some rep my way

[Mad Processor]

Seizure avs are always worth rep points.

[SnjoNegri]

Scandi Party Whooo!

[Mad Processor]

Scandi Party Whooo!

You a Scandi?

[Sir Punchalot]

I read in an article that gross wages in Scandinavia are currently the highest in the world. PWNEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 11111111111111111111111

[Sir Punchalot]

Best outdoor party locations are found in - you guessed it - SCANDINAVIA!!!!

http://www.evjecamping.no/bilder/450/prekestolen.jpg_847.jpg

[Mad Processor]

Best outdoor party locations are found in - you guessed it - SCANDINAVIA!!!!

http://www.evjecamping.no/bilder/450/prekestolen.jpg_847.jpg

Prekestolen!

That's not far from where I live actually, been there a couple of times, you won't believe the view until you've seen it for yourself!

[Sir Punchalot]

Prekestolen!

That's not far from where I live actually, been there a couple of times, you won't believe the view until you've seen it for yourself!

I once dived from it down to the beautiful fjord below. I won't do it again, at least not in winter time when the water is all frozen and stuff. Too cold, I'm tellin' ya.

[Mad Processor]

I once dived from it down to the beautiful fjord below. I won't do it again, at least not in winter time when the water is all frozen and stuff. Too cold, I'm tellin' ya.

pwned..

It's no the fall that kills you, it's the sudden coming-to-a-halt thing.

[Sir Punchalot]

Most of the beatuful mountains in Scandinavia have been personally hand crafted by myself.

[PhatRick]

Most of the beatuful mountains in Scandinavia have been personally hand crafted by myself.

GOD, is that you????? :confused:

[Falero]

Feel free to spread some rep my way

Have you deserved it? Are you very scandinavian?

[Mad Processor]

GOD, is that you????? :confused:

This was established way back on Sherdog, Punch here is God and I am the Devil.. Sheesh, try and keep up to date will ya ? :rolleyes:

[PhatRick]

This was established way back on Sherdog, Punch here is God and I am the Devil.. Sheesh, try and keep up to date will ya ? :rolleyes:

damn...
I need to do some research...

and I thought the guy on my left shoulder was god and teh right was da devil..

damn, me and those voices need to chat

[Mad Processor]

damn...
I need to do some research...

and I thought the guy on my left shoulder was god and teh right was da devil..

damn, me and those voices need to chat

The voices are lying to you, that's their job. They are mine and punchies avatars actually. We have a lot of them.

[The Kraken]

So, don't you guys hate those Fins!?

[Falero]

So, don't you guys hate those Fins!?

Well, yeah. But they haven?t got Internet there yet, so we don?t need to worry.

[Mad Processor]

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, both them and Iceland try to act like us, but they don't succeed.

[Sir Punchalot]

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, both them and Iceland try to act like us, but they don't succeed.


And their languages sound like ass.

[Mad Processor]

And their languages sound like ass.

Yeah, and the fuckers don't speak English or Swedish .. it's impossible to communicate with them.

[Sir Punchalot]

Finland's the worst, they speak Russian Light. In Iceland they speak as if it was a thousand years ago. Those people need to get their act together.

Also, in Iceland there's a lot of inbreeding. And the Finnish are always depressed.

Sucks to be them. I hope they die.

[Falero]

Fucking Fins.. Also, they have the worst foodculture known to mankind.

[Sir Punchalot]

Fucking Fins.. Also, they have the worst foodculture known to mankind.

I thought all they ingested over there was vodka. What do they eat? Wood?

[Falero]

I thought all they ingested over there was vodka. What do they eat? Wood?

Well, they put vodka in plates with decorations on and call it breakfast.
And then they eat this disgusting thing with pirouges stuffed with cold rice in them.

[Sir Punchalot]

Well, they put vodka in plates with decorations on and call it breakfast.
And then they eat this disgusting thing with pirouges stuffed with cold rice in them.

I'm beginning to understand why they are so depressed.

[Falero]

I'm beginning to understand why they are so depressed.

I would also be depressed if I wasn?t scandinavian!

[SnjoNegri]

Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia, both them and Iceland try to act like us, but they don't succeed.
HEY!


Iceland and Finland can kick your pathetic "central" asses :cool:



Look at me, I have shitty mountains.... I'm cool.

[Dredd]

Best outdoor party locations are found in - you guessed it - SCANDINAVIA!!!!

http://www.evjecamping.no/bilder/450/prekestolen.jpg_847.jpg

YA!

Let's get wasted and fall to our deaths!

[Mad Processor]

HEY!


Iceland and Finland can kick your pathetic "central" asses :cool:



Look at me, I have shitty mountains.... I'm cool.

I'm not sure Finland even exist, last time I was there I couldnt' find anything because all the trees where blocking my view!

[Falero]

HEY!


Iceland and Finland can kick your pathetic "central" asses :cool:



Look at me, I have shitty mountains.... I'm cool.

Where you from, icenuggz?

[SnjoNegri]

Where you from, icenuggz?

Perhaps my friend... Perhaps :cool:

[Mad Processor]

Perhaps my friend... Perhaps :cool:

You're a Fin??

[SnjoNegri]

You're a Fin??
Read how he said Ice instead of Snow.
Obviously a hint.

[Sir Punchalot]

Do they have a lot of geysers in your country? Also, does everyone look the same?

[Sir Punchalot]

I don't think they get the internet in Finland or Iceland.

[Mad Processor]

I don't think they get the internet in Finland or Iceland.

But they have Bj?rk .. she's from Iceland.

Hehe

Hehhehehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sometimes I just wanna kill that bitch!

[Sir Punchalot]

But they have Bj?rk .. she's from Iceland.

Hehe

Hehhehehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sometimes I just wanna kill that bitch!


I actually think she's made some real good music, but she's one fucking annoying bitch sometimes. Besides, I liked her early stuff better, so you can kill her if you want.

[SnjoNegri]

But they have Bj?rk .. she's from Iceland.

Hehe

Hehhehehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sometimes I just wanna kill that bitch!
Meh, we dont have your mountains but were much the same.

Not nearly as bad as the Dutch, they seem to think theyre Viking hardcores.
Even Alistar Overeem walks into his fights with "Thors Hammer".
Pal Jonsen is a joke too.

[Sir Punchalot]

Ok, so tell us a story from Iceland.

[SnjoNegri]

Ok, so tell us a story from Iceland.

I saw a fat kid walking and a really ugly Icelandic dog (theyre pretty ugly) just randomly decided that the fat kid should die.
The dogs owner wasnt nearly big enough to control the dog, and when the dog pounced at the fat kid she fell over and was dragged along the ground.
The fat kid acted calm, maybe he had nerves of steel, maybe hes just used to things wanting him to kill him. None the less, the dog snapped and attacked with its owner screaming getting messy from the grass and mud.
An old lady walks by and gets knocked over by the girl being dragged on the ground, several people are screaming at this time as this fat kid just kinda walks away.

The scene ends when he jaywalks across a street and the girl grabs hold of a pole to stop herself and the dog.

[The Kraken]

Hey, alright! I'm glad to see this one took off! Can I be an honorary Scandi for stirring up trouble?

[elgigante]

Scandis fucking rule

[The Kraken]

Hey, alright! I'm glad to see this one took off! Can I be an honorary Scandi for stirring up trouble?

I have the added qualification of being a seafaring terror.

[Carl]

Haha hey guys!!. Sorry I didn't post. I was pretty hammered when I signed up and I honestly can't remember much from the visit but I'm glad I was spotted. Thanks to Elgigante for the invite and to Emperor for reminding me. So this is sort of like Sherdog minus all the new SD gnubs I don't recognize and don't want to get to know. I'll like it here.

[Fighting_Irish1]

The Scandis are comming !

[MyAssIsFartsy]

I've always wanted to visit Iceland, but now I'm afraid to because of the dogs.

[Valerie]

What Ghostwipe said.

[Lappari]

Russian Light? Hah

Well, let's put something right before this get's out of the hand.

swedish is like a bitch version of norwegian. When a swede gets angry and starts shouting and tries to be the baddest guy on the planet, he sounds like a bitch. You just can't take him seriously. It's all about "Mamma!!" after a while...

And "fins"?
You can't even spell the motherfucker right... ;)

We've always been fighting in your wars anyway so your "takeover" skills might be a little rusty.

If you bitches can name a hero that's bigger calibre than the heroes this side of the border, let me know.

[eMpEr0r]

I demand reps for inviting Carl!!!

[Falero]

Russian Light? Hah

Well, let's put something right before this get's out of the hand.

swedish is like a bitch version of norwegian. When a swede gets angry and starts shouting and tries to be the baddest guy on the planet, he sounds like a bitch. You just can't take him seriously. It's all about "Mamma!!" after a while...

And "fins"?
You can't even spell the motherfucker right... ;)

We've always been fighting in your wars anyway so your "takeover" skills might be a little rusty.

If you bitches can name a hero that's bigger calibre than the heroes this side of the border, let me know.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT FINLAND WAS SWEDISH PROPERTY FOR OVER 1200 YEARS AND DID NOT GO INDEPENDENT UNTIL LAST CENTURY.

ALSO, TO THIS DAY SWEDISH EDUCATION IS STILL MANDATORY IN FINNISH SCHOOLS AND THE FINNISH WEST COAST HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE. ALSO, SEVERAL FINNISH MILITARY REGIMENTS HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE. OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY. HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES, BITCHES?
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

[eMpEr0r]

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT FINLAND WAS SWEDISH PROPERTY FOR OVER 1200 YEARS AND DID NOT GO INDEPENDENT UNTIL LAST CENTURY.

ALSO, TO THIS DAY SWEDISH EDUCATION IS STILL MANDATORY IN FINNISH SCHOOLS AND THE FINNISH WEST COAST HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE. ALSO, SEVERAL FINNISH MILITARY REGIMENTS HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE. OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY. HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES, BITCHES?
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

http://flagspot.net/images/s/se.gif


POANT!!!!!

[Falero]

Damn Emp, that pic made me shed a tear..

[The Kraken]

Whoa, look at that. Falero bringin' wit da smackdown! We've missed you around here, man. Welcome back. Of course your return may be old news as I haven't had much time to browse here lately.

[Falero]

I got back just a few days ago, so thank you, you are not late. How has the amphibious fighting progressed for teh Kraken?

[The Kraken]

Just check out a little bit of the collateral damage.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/06/marianas.volcano.ap/index.html

So, it's going blastedly well! My power is definitely improving. This is right next to my newly-acquired digs in the Mariana Trench. No damage to my pad.

[Falero]

Whoa, kinda harsh. What did they do to offend you?!

[The Kraken]

Oh, they kept pissing in the water... nothing big. They just needed to know who's boss, that's all.

[eMpEr0r]

Did anyone mention REDNOZE3000 ?? He's a Swede too.

[Falero]

Hey, we should hit Carl up on this. He?s the leader of Team Misstag, the legendary thread in sprechen ze jive named "Misstag" which is probably the longest ever made on Sherdog. Full of swedes only.

[SnjoNegri]

I love scandinavia.

Why must we squabble around eachother when its those damned central europeans that cause all the trouble anyway.

*hitler* *hitler*

[Falero]

HEY FELLOW SCANDIS, LET US REUNITE!

*does secret scandisign*

*distributes rep*

[Falero]

Do we rep Lappari? Also, MP, I must spread some around before givig it to you.

[The Kraken]

Must I BEG for honorary Scandi status?

I want to unite! I want to lose my identity, if only for a while. Please.

[Lappari]

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADD TO THIS CONVERSATION THAT FINLAND WAS SWEDISH PROPERTY FOR OVER 1200 YEARS AND DID NOT GO INDEPENDENT UNTIL LAST CENTURY.

ALSO, TO THIS DAY SWEDISH EDUCATION IS STILL MANDATORY IN FINNISH SCHOOLS AND THE FINNISH WEST COAST HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE. ALSO, SEVERAL FINNISH MILITARY REGIMENTS HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE. OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY. HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES, BITCHES?
THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL.

Some false shit going on so I have to do this...

-FINLAND WAS PART OF SWEDEN FOR ABOUT 740 YEARS. AS FAR AS I KNOW 1200 AND 740 ARE DIFFERENT NUMBERS. YOUR POWER ENDED 1808.
THAT WAS THEN...THAT WAS 200 YEARS AGO.
WE HAVE HAD OUR HISTORY BEFORE AND AFTER THAT. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER 10 000 YEARS. I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO JERK OFF ON MY LAWN IF I WANT. ;)

-SEVERAL FINNISH MILITARY REGIMENTS HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE...? ..retard. THERE'S ONLY ONE UNIT WHICH USES SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE, MEANT FOR FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE, BRIGADE OF UUSIMAA. SMALLER THAN MY KINDERGARDEN USED TO BE.

-ONLY 5% PERCENT OF FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
THEY'RE FINLAND'S SWEDES. MOST OF THEM LIVE IN SOME PARTS OF THE COAST. THE WHOLE COAST HASN'T GOT SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
92% OF FINNS SPEAK FINNISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE. IT'S HIGHER THAN YOUR EQUIVALENT.

-"OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY" WHERE DID YOU GRAB THIS NUMBER? AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
THOSE WHO WANT TO LEARN, LEARN IT.
IT'S LIKE A RIGHT GIVEN TO FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE SO THEY CAN GET SERVICE IN THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.

-AND SWEDISH IS MOST LIKELY NOT GONNA BE MANDATORY FOR LONG ANYWAY 'CAUSE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
70% ARE AGAINST IT.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO CHOOSE IT TO GRADUATE ANYMORE.


"THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL." THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU GO PICK YOUR APPLES YOURSELF, BITCH.

AND I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAID THAT "Falero bringin' wit da smackdown!"
THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

[eMpEr0r]

I have already made a thread about this, but I would gladly betray America do be down wit da Scandis. Im your Quisling.

[The Kraken]

Some false shit going on so I have to do this...

-FINLAND WAS PART OF SWEDEN FOR ABOUT 740 YEARS. AS FAR AS I KNOW 1200 AND 740 ARE DIFFERENT NUMBERS. YOUR POWER ENDED 1808.
THAT WAS THEN...THAT WAS 200 YEARS AGO.
WE HAVE HAD OUR HISTORY BEFORE AND AFTER THAT. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER 10 000 YEARS. I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO JERK OFF ON MY LAWN IF I WANT. ;)

-SEVERAL FINNISH MILITARY REGIMENTS HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE...? ..retard. THERE'S ONLY ONE UNIT WHICH USES SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE, MEANT FOR FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE, BRIGADE OF UUSIMAA. SMALLER THAN MY KINDERGARDEN USED TO BE.

-ONLY 5% PERCENT OF FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
THEY'RE FINLAND'S SWEDES. MOST OF THEM LIVE IN SOME PARTS OF THE COAST. THE WHOLE COAST HASN'T GOT SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
92% OF FINNS SPEAK FINNISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE. IT'S HIGHER THAN YOUR EQUIVALENT.

-"OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY" WHERE DID YOU GRAB THIS NUMBER? AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
THOSE WHO WANT TO LEARN, LEARN IT.
IT'S LIKE A RIGHT GIVEN TO FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE SO THEY CAN GET SERVICE IN THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.

-AND SWEDISH IS MOST LIKELY NOT GONNA BE MANDATORY FOR LONG ANYWAY 'CAUSE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
70% ARE AGAINST IT.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO CHOOSE IT TO GRADUATE ANYMORE.


"THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL." THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU GO PICK YOUR APPLES YOURSELF, BITCH.

AND I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAID THAT "Falero bringin' wit da smackdown!"
THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

It was intended to make you laugh, foo! But, but... I'm not gonna mess with you anymore because I think you're taking this more seriously than it's really meant and... "I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO JERK OFF ON MY LAWN IF I WANT." Dude, I don't wanna get jizzed on. Hardcore, brutha, hardmutahfuckin'core.

[eMpEr0r]

Well, I have heard that Finns are a little wacky. They hate Sweden and stuff. My g/f ( half swede) had a Finnish exchange student in her high school. The Finn-chick approached her and said "You're Swedish, arent you? Stay away from me I hate you!!!" They are really, really sore about history. Moreso than the niggras are over here in the USA.

[The Kraken]

So, is there REALLY a Finn/Swede hate thing? I was completely bullshitting when I started it.

[eMpEr0r]

So, is there REALLY a Finn/Swede hate thing? I was completely bullshitting when I started it.

From what I hear, there kinda is. Too bad these nancyboys are all in bed.... shit, It aint even 1 am over there yet.

[Falero]

Some false shit going on so I have to do this...

-FINLAND WAS PART OF SWEDEN FOR ABOUT 740 YEARS. AS FAR AS I KNOW 1200 AND 740 ARE DIFFERENT NUMBERS. YOUR POWER ENDED 1808.
THAT WAS THEN...THAT WAS 200 YEARS AGO.
WE HAVE HAD OUR HISTORY BEFORE AND AFTER THAT. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER 10 000 YEARS. I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO JERK OFF ON MY LAWN IF I WANT. ;)

-SEVERAL FINNISH MILITARY REGIMENTS HAVE SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE...? ..retard. THERE'S ONLY ONE UNIT WHICH USES SWEDISH AS THEIR PRIMARY LANGUAGE, MEANT FOR FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE, BRIGADE OF UUSIMAA. SMALLER THAN MY KINDERGARDEN USED TO BE.

-ONLY 5% PERCENT OF FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
THEY'RE FINLAND'S SWEDES. MOST OF THEM LIVE IN SOME PARTS OF THE COAST. THE WHOLE COAST HASN'T GOT SWEDISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.
92% OF FINNS SPEAK FINNISH AS THEIR MOTHER TONGUE. IT'S HIGHER THAN YOUR EQUIVALENT.

-"OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY" WHERE DID YOU GRAB THIS NUMBER? AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
THOSE WHO WANT TO LEARN, LEARN IT.
IT'S LIKE A RIGHT GIVEN TO FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE SO THEY CAN GET SERVICE IN THEIR MOTHER TONGUE.

-AND SWEDISH IS MOST LIKELY NOT GONNA BE MANDATORY FOR LONG ANYWAY 'CAUSE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
70% ARE AGAINST IT.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO CHOOSE IT TO GRADUATE ANYMORE.


"THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL." THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU GO PICK YOUR APPLES YOURSELF, BITCH.

AND I PITY THE FOOL WHO SAID THAT "Falero bringin' wit da smackdown!"
THAT MADE ME LAUGH.

Jesus christ, are you being serious about this? Okay, then. I?m from the SD war roo, posse, let?s see what we can work with here..

- FINLAND WAS UNDER SWEDISH CONTROL LONG BEFORE ACTUAL NATIONAL CONSITUTIONS WAS WRITTEN. GUESS WHY VIKINGS FROM FINLAND HAVE BEEN RECORDED TO SPEAK SWEDISH? THAT IS ACTUALLY OVER 1200 YEARS. YOUR HISTORY BEFORE THAT WAS ONE WITHOUT ANY FINNISH IDENTITY. YOU WERE NEVER EVER A SOVEREIGN NATION UNTIL 20TH CENTURY.
SWEDISH BSATARDS, ALWAYS CONTROLLING STUFF.

- IF I RECALL MY PAPERS FROM THE MILITARY, AT LEAST 2 REGIMENTS HAS HAD SWEDISH AS PRIMARY LANGUAGE IN THE 90?. ONE HAS BEEN MERGED NOW, AND THUS THERE IS NOW THE BIGGER REGIMENT OF NYLAND?S BRIGADE, WHICH RECRUITS FROM THE WHOLE WEST COAST TO SAVOLAKS. THE MILITARY KNOWS WHAT WORKS BEST FOR THEM, AND THAT IS NOT FINNISH EVERYWHERE.

- TOO BAD THAT YOUR KINDERGARTEN DIDN?T TEACH READING COMPREHENSION. I SAID THAT OVER 25% SPEAKS IT NEAR FLUENTLY, NOT AS THEIR mother tongue. THIS FACT STANDS. YOU TRIED TO SWITCH WORDS BUT FAILED, AND THUS YOUR PREMISE OF THE WHOLE ARGUMENT IS MOOT. AND THERE ARE STILL PLENTY MORE WITH KNOWLEDGE OF SWEDISH. MUST BE TOUGH.

- IT HAS BEEN MANDATORY EDUCATION FOR FINNS OUTSIDE THE FINNSWEDES TERRITORIES FOR A LONG TIME. THEY SPEAK IF THEY WANT TO OR NOT, BUT THEY HAVE STILL HAD TO LEARN IT IN SCHOOL.
MANY SHOPS AROUND HELSINKI(the capital for those who don?t know) REQUIRE KNOWLEDGE OF SWEDISH FOR EMPLOYMENT AT COUNTERS AND RETAIL STORES. GUESS THAT CREATES QUITE A DEMAND. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU HAVE TO LEARN IT TO GET SOMEWHERE IN THE LARGEST ECONOMICAL REGION IN FINLAND AND EVEN SMALLER PLACES TOO.

- NICE NUMBER, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH IT? AS LONG AS SWEDEN REMAINS YOUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER OF SERVICES AND ECONOMICAL INFLUENTER, WE WILL REQUIRE IT FROM YOU. BITE IT.

I DON?T NEED TO PICK THEM APPLES, I GOT A NICE LITTLE SUOMI(finn)BOY WHO PICKS THEM FOR ME. AND HE TALKS SWEDISH.


I CHERISH KRAKEN?S COMMENT. WHY? HE KNOWS HIS STUFF WHEN IT COMES TO THIS. FEEL FREE TO JERK OFF AT YOUR LAWN, AFTER ALL IT HAS BEEN YOUR COUNTRY?S FOR OVER 80 YEARS NOW.

[Falero]

I have already made a thread about this, but I would gladly betray America do be down wit da Scandis. Im your Quisling.
Where ???

[Falero]

From what I hear, there kinda is. Too bad these nancyboys are all in bed.... shit, It aint even 1 am over there yet.

Kinda. We kinda made them ours for some time. They are still a little angry.

[eMpEr0r]

FEEL FREE TO JERK OFF AT YOUR LAWN, AFTER ALL IT HAS BEEN YOUR COUNTRY?S FOR OVER 80 YEARS NOW.



A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFGROFLMMFAO!!

[eMpEr0r]

Where ???


http://www.bloodyknux.com/forum/showthread.php?t=974

[The Kraken]

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFGROFLMMFAO!!

Wow, that's a LOT of letters! Kudos.

[eMpEr0r]

Im just relieved to witness an international e-battle NOT involving the US.

[Fighting_Irish1]

*Feels the need to be introduced to soe scandnavian ladies*

hook a brother up

[eMpEr0r]

*Feels the need to be introduced to soe scandnavian ladies*

hook a brother up


Beat it, ya dirty mick!

[Fighting_Irish1]

Beat it, ya dirty mick!

If i go I'm taking te guinness with me!

[Falero]

*Feels the need to be introduced to soe scandnavian ladies*

hook a brother up

Sure, ?ll hook you up. First thing you need to do is get drunk. Then, see who sways back and forth at the bar from being very drunk. Then go there and say something in English like "Oh, I love blond girls most of all" and then proceed to the lay. Quite easy.

[eMpEr0r]

If i go I'm taking te guinness with me!


I must admit; that Guinness is good stuff. When I did drink alot, I drank teh Guinness.

[The Kraken]

Sure, ?ll hook you up. First thing you need to do is get drunk. Then, see who sways back and forth at the bar from being very drunk. Then go there and say something in English like "Oh, I love blond girls most of all" and then proceed to the lay. Quite easy.

Do teh lady Swedes have a thing for English speakers?

[SnjoNegri]

Lappari I like how were desperately trying to prove ourselves to the rest of these guys.
I also like how Kraken wants in sooo bad that hes doing better then we are :(

[Carl]

Finns are basically Russians. Look at Mika H?kkinen or Olli Jokkinen. Absolutely no resemblance to Norweigans or Swedes. Finland isn't part of the north. They're eastern Europeans. We're not the same people.

I really don't have much against Finns. I think it's entertaining that they are so upset about the past. They're like our obnoxious kid brother who won't stop whining. Only during a hockey match do I feel a strong rivalry with Finland. Other than that, I'm more concerned about Burma or Angola rather than Finland.

[Carl]

Do teh lady Swedes have a thing for English speakers?

The idiotic girls like anything that isn't Swedish.

[SnjoNegri]

Finns are basically Russians. Look at Mika H?kkinen or Olli Jokkinen. Absolutely no resemblance to Norweigans or Swedes. Finland isn't part of the north. They're eastern Europeans. We're not the same people.

I really don't have much against Finns. I think it's entertaining that they are so upset about the past. They're like our obnoxious kid brother who won't stop whining. Only during a hockey match do I feel a strong rivalry with Finland. Other than that, I'm more concerned about Burma or Angola rather than Finland.
I'm Icelandic :(

[The Kraken]

The idiotic girls like anything that isn't Swedish.

Okay, I'm on my way over.

Mika H?kkinen will beat Schuey sooner or later!

[SnjoNegri]

Beethoven, just for you guys.

http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=31UBBQJBJM86W1AYRQIH3O6QBQ

[Carl]

I'm Icelandic :(

Why the sad face. I'm sure Iceland is a cool place. To be honest, It's amazing how little I know about Iceland. Bj?rk and Eidur Gudjohnsen.

[The Kraken]

You forget volcanic activity and the Olympics.

[SnjoNegri]

Why the sad face. I'm sure Iceland is a cool place. To be honest, It's amazing how little I know about Iceland. Bj?rk and Eidur Gudjohnsen.
I'm just frustrated cuz MP is a hater :P

[Lappari]

Jesus christ, are you being serious about this? Okay, then. I?m from the SD war roo, posse, let?s see what we can work with here..

- FINLAND WAS UNDER SWEDISH CONTROL LONG BEFORE ACTUAL NATIONAL CONSITUTIONS WAS WRITTEN. GUESS WHY VIKINGS FROM FINLAND HAVE BEEN RECORDED TO SPEAK SWEDISH? THAT IS ACTUALLY OVER 1200 YEARS. YOUR HISTORY BEFORE THAT WAS ONE WITHOUT ANY FINNISH IDENTITY. YOU WERE NEVER EVER A SOVEREIGN NATION UNTIL 20TH CENTURY.
SWEDISH BSATARDS, ALWAYS CONTROLLING STUFF.

- IF I RECALL MY PAPERS FROM THE MILITARY, AT LEAST 2 REGIMENTS HAS HAD SWEDISH AS PRIMARY LANGUAGE IN THE 90?. ONE HAS BEEN MERGED NOW, AND THUS THERE IS NOW THE BIGGER REGIMENT OF NYLAND?S BRIGADE, WHICH RECRUITS FROM THE WHOLE WEST COAST TO SAVOLAKS. THE MILITARY KNOWS WHAT WORKS BEST FOR THEM, AND THAT IS NOT FINNISH EVERYWHERE.

- TOO BAD THAT YOUR KINDERGARTEN DIDN?T TEACH READING COMPREHENSION. I SAID THAT OVER 25% SPEAKS IT NEAR FLUENTLY, NOT AS THEIR mother tongue. THIS FACT STANDS. YOU TRIED TO SWITCH WORDS BUT FAILED, AND THUS YOUR PREMISE OF THE WHOLE ARGUMENT IS MOOT. AND THERE ARE STILL PLENTY MORE WITH KNOWLEDGE OF SWEDISH. MUST BE TOUGH.

- IT HAS BEEN MANDATORY EDUCATION FOR FINNS OUTSIDE THE FINNSWEDES TERRITORIES FOR A LONG TIME. THEY SPEAK IF THEY WANT TO OR NOT, BUT THEY HAVE STILL HAD TO LEARN IT IN SCHOOL.
MANY SHOPS AROUND HELSINKI(the capital for those who don?t know) REQUIRE KNOWLEDGE OF SWEDISH FOR EMPLOYMENT AT COUNTERS AND RETAIL STORES. GUESS THAT CREATES QUITE A DEMAND. LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU HAVE TO LEARN IT TO GET SOMEWHERE IN THE LARGEST ECONOMICAL REGION IN FINLAND AND EVEN SMALLER PLACES TOO.

- NICE NUMBER, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH IT? AS LONG AS SWEDEN REMAINS YOUR BIGGEST CUSTOMER OF SERVICES AND ECONOMICAL INFLUENTER, WE WILL REQUIRE IT FROM YOU. BITE IT.

I DON?T NEED TO PICK THEM APPLES, I GOT A NICE LITTLE SUOMI(finn)BOY WHO PICKS THEM FOR ME. AND HE TALKS SWEDISH.


I CHERISH KRAKEN?S COMMENT. WHY? HE KNOWS HIS STUFF WHEN IT COMES TO THIS. FEEL FREE TO JERK OFF AT YOUR LAWN, AFTER ALL IT HAS BEEN YOUR COUNTRY?S FOR OVER 80 YEARS NOW.

Dudes, I have nothing against the Scandi revolution if my country is not gonna get buttfucked in the process. :D

And what comes to my reading comprehension... It seems to be better than yours.
I said: "-"OVER 25% OF ALL FINNS SPEAK SWEDISH NEAR FLUENTLY" WHERE DID YOU GRAB THIS NUMBER? AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
THOSE WHO WANT TO LEARN, LEARN IT.
IT'S LIKE A RIGHT GIVEN TO FINLAND's SWEDISH PEOPLE SO THEY CAN GET SERVICE IN THEIR MOTHER TONGUE."
How did I tried to change the words exactly? I said nothing about the mother tongue. Read. If we wouldn't learn swedish, some of the finland's swedish people wouldn't get service. And those who want to learn, learn it.
Most of the people I know were just hanging around when we had swedish.
One dude actually learned how to fart with some tune in it.
And of course many shops around Helsinki reguire knowledge of swedish/english for employment.
That's the service I was talking about. Many shops around Stockholm reguire English.

And who made that Mika H?kkinen, Olli Jokinen statement... That was funny.

My post was half serious/half joke. If'd be serious I probably wouldn't tell that I can jerk off on my own lawn... ;) This was just shit shoveling from another side to another.

And sovereign nation... diipa daapa daa. *hitler*

It doesn't matter, the stone age person was being a finn anyway.
He probably didn't even know if he was ruled by someone.

[Sir Punchalot]

Norway would be a perfect place if it was situated on the equator, with people that had some wisdom and not only knowledge, were more open and friendly towards strangers, realised that we really are a bit weird and different up here and that people other places can be and think differently without being lesser beings, understood that ONLY reason we have all that money is luck, had no "jante-lov" (Someone please explain what that means to those not in the know - I haven't got the time), and had politicians that were more proactively looking for future means of income after the oil thingy is gone. If these litte matters were corrected I wouldn't be sitting here looking to move out of the country again. There's lots of things about it that are great and one shouldn't take for granted that one lives in a country like this, but there are some things that could be easily changedy, too, things they do have other places.
And if we really, really tried maybe we could even move the whole damn thing further south and enjoy an all-year summer. I'd like that.

[Mad Processor]

I'm just frustrated cuz MP is a hater :P

Not at all, I like Iceland and I'm planning on going there one day if it weren't for the fact that the flight is more expensive than a flight to New York and Los Angeles put together.

Iceland and Finland are still not Scandi, that was my inital point :)

You're still part of "norden".

[Falero]

Do teh lady Swedes have a thing for English speakers?

Yes, some do actually. Or as Carl said, anything nonswedish. but they?re usually not the kind of girls you?d spend more time than a night with.

[MyAssIsFartsy]

Here's something that makes Finland seem a little more interesting (not porn, sorry):

http://www.pacifique.fi/home.shtml

[Lappari]

Here's something that makes Finland seem a little more interesting (not porn, sorry):

http://www.pacifique.fi/home.shtml

http://www.pacifique.fi/img/gallery/2005/PFQ05_anttialku_35.jpg

That was teh shit...

[Lappari]

What happened to all my Scandi mates?

[SnjoNegri]

What happened to all my Scandi mates?

:cool:

[Mad Processor]

We're plotting again, sshhhhhh.

[Lappari]

We're plotting again, sshhhhhh.

sshhhhhhhh

[eMpEr0r]

My girlfriends Uncle told me that when he visited Norway, he went to a restaurant to order some food, and the people looked at him like he was crazy. As if it wasnt a real restaurant, or they were feeling too lazy to cook that day. Himself being a 2nd generation full blood Swede said "Those Norwegians are really kinda weird."

[eMpEr0r]

Im my limited research, I have read the Icelandic language is closest to Old Norse.

[Lappari]

Im my limited research, I have read the Icelandic language is closest to Old Norse.

I think that the Icelandic language is one of the coolest I've heard.

[eMpEr0r]

Iceland is probably one major seismic event away from going the way of Atlantis. How sad!

[SnjoNegri]

Actually everytime somthing erupts we grow bigger :)

[The Kraken]

They're taking over!

[Carl]

My girlfriends Uncle told me that when he visited Norway, he went to a restaurant to order some food, and the people looked at him like he was crazy. As if it wasnt a real restaurant, or they were feeling too lazy to cook that day. Himself being a 2nd generation full blood Swede said "Those Norwegians are really kinda weird."

Haha, your gf's uncle sounds like a sensible man.


Public service announcement: Also, since this this is the Scandinavian haven....download Moneybrother - They're building walls around us now

[Mad Processor]

And the Scandi revolution continues to grow! Centurion is a pal of mine from Norway, welcome him to the revolution!

[Beorn O'Brophy]

My wife is Swedish, and I had a tiny bit of Norwegian blood from way back. Lost it all when I cut myself shaving in 1987.

Still I've traveled from Bergen to Stockholm, from Copenhagen to Vard?, and a lot of stuff in the middle there (someplace called Oslo?).

Bee-you-tee-ful countries all of them (well, Finland looks too much like Russia, and I've never been to Iceland...)... Can't wait to go back.

<sigh> [thinks wistfully of Bergen's Hansen's Disease Museum Lepra Museet{what you fellas would call "leprosy"}with fondness...]

[Lappari]

(well, Finland looks too much like Russia, and I've never been to Iceland...)...



I guess you haven't been to Russia either.

[Sir Punchalot]

I had a tiny bit of Norwegian blood from way back.


That's a pretty big claim.

[Falero]

My wife is Swedish, and I had a tiny bit of Norwegian blood from way back. Lost it all when I cut myself shaving in 1987.

Still I've traveled from Bergen to Stockholm, from Copenhagen to Vard?, and a lot of stuff in the middle there (someplace called Oslo?).

Bee-you-tee-ful countries all of them (well, Finland looks too much like Russia, and I've never been to Iceland...)... Can't wait to go back.

<sigh> [thinks wistfully of Bergen's Hansen's Disease Museum Lepra Museet{what you fellas would call "leprosy"}with fondness...]

Stockholm Stockholm Stockholm!
Brophy, did you go to the VasaMuseum in Sotckholm? Biggest boat eva??