bonds might miss entire season.

[tak]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha........

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2018994

.....ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[elgigante]

Damn. And the Giants are on the hook for the 18 mil the year after too

[tak]

he's probably just sitting out so he doesn't have to take any steroid tests.

[H]

no shit. fucking roider.

[Mold with a Generous Heart]

Yeah, on Rome earlier, they were cracking jokes about Bonds. He's gonna drop 40 pounds and lose a couple inches on his headsize. Then he's gonna make the excuse that he wasn't able to work out. He may also be going through steriod withdrawl right now with his outbursts and emotions showing.

[tak]

oh man, they just showed the interview on the news. that was the greatest thing i've seen in ages, bonds broken and defeeated.

[H]

i dont know why these players try to cover this shit up. i mean, they grew like, over 1 offseason for fucks sake. that doesnt come from benchpressing and running laps for 3 months. not that much bulk.

[elgigante]

i just watched his sportscenter interview. That guy did a complete 180 personality wise in the past week. He sounded pathetic and looked like he might break down at one point.

[tak]

i just watched his sportscenter interview. That guy did a complete 180 personality wise in the past week. He sounded pathetic and looked like he might break down at one point.


i know!! wasn't it great?!! the beauty of seeing that man so dejected almost brought a tear to my eye.

[H]

bonds just knows his records are close to getting the phat asterisk* next to them for roid rage.

[Mold with a Generous Heart]

Funny how his son was wearing a Barry Sanders jersey. Sanders quit out of the blue once he came close to breaking the all time records. For the sake of us Dodger fans, I hope Barry quits.

[Oliver Klosov]

I would just like to add, Fuck Barry Bonds.

[tak]

For the sake of us Dodger fans,

i love you.

[eMpEr0r]

Poor Barry. The media finally got their wish and destroyed him and his family. Now they can only afford 5 beachfront homes. My heart weeps for him.

[tak]

Poor Barry. The media finally got their wish and destroyed him and his family. Now they can only afford 5 beachfront homes. My heart weeps for him.

i mean, seriously. why the hell did the media have to portray him as an egotistical, roided up, asshole just because he's an egotastical asshole that did steroids? it's times like this that really make you question if the first amendment is such a good idea.

[eMpEr0r]

i mean, seriously. why the hell did the media have to portray him as an egotistical, roided up, asshole just because he's an egotastical asshole that did steroids? it's times like this that really make you question if the first amendment is such a good idea.


And I had 20, count 'em, 20, o that niggas 1987 TOPPS rookie cards. 3 '86 update rookies. 4 Fleer 87 rookies. 8 Donruss '87 rookies.


Now they are all worthless cuz of that MOTHERFUCKIN MEDIA.

[H]

shit them badboys woulda been sold the moment the HR Record season was over if i had em.

[Oliver Klosov]

shit them badboys woulda been sold the moment the HR Record season was over if i had em.

nah, their value will be much greater 20 - 30 years from now.

[H]

even with the asterisk he is going to have next to his name on all those records for using roids?

[Oliver Klosov]

even with the asterisk he is going to have next to his name on all those records for using roids?

there will be no asterisk, because when he played there was no testing and it was not against the drug policy. Now that one is being implemented he is going to "rehab his knee" i.e. get off of the juice for the next test.

[H]

he would be better off retiring before he shrinks.

[tak]

he would be better off retiring before he shrinks.

yeah but if he retires before breaking ruth's record he won't be properly "sticking it to the man." even if ruth was part black.

[H]

i knew it was some kind of black conspirasy to stick it to the man.

[griffdog]

<Bloody Pulp> Gagne is fat </Bloody Pulp>

[tak]

<Bloody Pulp> Gagne is fat </Bloody Pulp>

fuck you bloody pulp, he's just husky!!

[Bloody Pulp]

Giant's will still pwn the NL West and Barry will be back by midseason or the playoff's at the latest.


Mark my words....Gagne is fat.

[H]

Gagne is fat just like Bonds has roid rage.

[griffdog]

Gagne is fat just like Bonds has roid rage.

But see, no one's ever seen Barry show roid rage.

Gagne, on the other hand, terrifies chilli dog vendors.

There's many a one armed chili dog vendor that was just a little too slow.

[H]

But see, no one's ever seen Barry show roid rage.

Gagne, on the other hand, terrifies chilli dog vendors.

There's many a one armed chili dog vendor that was just a little too slow.


haha. i guess you are right. i just naturally assume Bonds has roid rage cause of how big his head is now.

[tak]

But see, no one's ever seen Barry show roid rage.

Gagne, on the other hand, terrifies chilli dog vendors.

There's many a one armed chili dog vendor that was just a little too slow.

you've obviously never seen any of bonds' press conferences.

[H]

im still yet to see this press conference. i heard he almost went nuts with emotion. like he was withdrawling.

[tak]

im still yet to see this press conference. i heard he almost went nuts with emotion. like he was withdrawling.

well there were two, the first one he appeared to want to jump out of his seat and attack whoever was asking him a question, the second he looked like he wished he had a loaded pistol to end it all. the common link between the two was bonds blaming the media for all his problems.

[H]

i see. i wish i could have seen this. the only thing bonds should be blaming the media for is the fact there is testing now, and he can no longer juice. nothing less, nothing more. idiots, or as i like to refer to them, SF Giants fans, may believe he is what he is from years of hard work. but your head doesnt inflate like a balloon and you dont double in size in a single offseason from hard work.

[griffdog]

Hammerin' Hank Arron came out in support of Barrry. He said that the media treats Bonds the way the fans treated him when he broke Babe Ruths record.

He also said that Barry had done more for baseball than anyone playing the game today. He said that if anyone was to break his record, he would want it to be Barry.

Hardly got any media coverage at all. Now if he had come out against Bonds, it would have been all over the place.

[Oliver Klosov]

also, Fuck Barry Bonds.

[H]

also, Fuck Barry Bonds.


reps for you and zod for barry bonds hatred. heckyl approves.

[Oliver Klosov]

reps for you and zod for barry bonds hatred. heckyl approves.

zod thanks you and returns the favor. All those that hate Bonds deserve reps.

[tak]

let's just make this into a big "i hate barry bonds" rep circle jerk.

[H]

let's just make this into a big "i hate barry bonds" rep circle jerk.

sounds good to me. you can never hate barry bonds enough.

[Oliver Klosov]

sounds good to me. you can never hate barry bonds enough.

truer words have never been posted.

[tak]

i love you guys.

[Oliver Klosov]

i love you guys.

give me a reach-around to prove your love.

[H]

give me a reach-around to prove your love.

i dont like where this is going now...

[griffdog]

This was supposed to be a link to a vid showing Barry smacking #662 off Gagne but I suck at teh interweb so use your fucking imaginations.

[H]

javascript:void(playMedia2({w_id:'296183',w:'2004/open/topplays/archive04/041604_lansfn_bonds_barry_hr_350.wmv',pid: 'mlb_tp',cid: 'mlb',fid: 'mlb_tp350',v:'2'}))

whatever that is...it didnt work.

[tak]

This was supposed to be a link to a vid showing Barry smacking #662 off Gagne but I suck at teh interweb so use your fucking imaginations.

gagne pwned you by not allowing you to link the vid. gagnpwned!

[griffdog]

gagne pwned you by not allowing you to link the vid. gagnpwned!


I think he ate the link.

[tak]

I think he ate the link.

gagnpwned!!!!

[gongshow]

fuck bonds... this is obviously a ploy to clear his system of all the roids

[Bishop]

I think the rumor of Lance Armstrong may take a little attention off of Bonds

[H]

we dont need that. we want Bonds the focus of steroids. ruin him.

[Bloody Pulp]

Bonds will be back before mid-season and Gagne will have a myocardial infarction before 40.

[H]

barry bonds is teh ghey.

[griffdog]

I think Gagne's latest spurt of injuries are steroid related.

[H]

I think Gagne's latest spurt of injuries are steroid related.

i think their rack of lamb related.

[WrestlerV]

Damn, he's really juicing.