Peace out nukkas

[fightguy]

I'm going home now and I will resume posting when I come back to work Monday morning. Have a great weekend everyone and try not to contract VD!

[Fighting_Irish1]

I'm going home now and I will resume posting when I come back to work Monday morning. Have a great weekend everyone and try not to contract VD!

Gud nite man happy weekend and plenty of drinking mang

[PhatRick]

G'nite and have a safe weekend man.

[Dredd]

Gud nite man happy weekend and plenty of drinking mang


Drinking...


Ptshh.

[elgigante]

Lata Fightguy. BTW how did you get dubbs this time at the dog?

[dy-no-mite3000]

i want vd!

[PhatRick]

i want vd!

Watch the Pamela Anderson video!!!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Watch the Pamela Anderson video!!!
i love you baby...
no i love you baby...
i love you baby



BLEH!

[PhatRick]

i love you baby...
no i love you baby...
i love you baby



BLEH!


ehhh, shut up and feck da batch!!!!

[dy-no-mite3000]

ehhh, shut up and feck da batch!!!!

that is what i thought..she had a cute vag(pre kids)...oh well. stoopid whore she is. she got the vd :D

[PhatRick]

that is what i thought..she had a cute vag(pre kids)...oh well. stoopid whore she is. she got the vd :D

Makes me sad...

Kid Rock now had da VD also.

[NEwrestler]

love,peace and chicken grease

[PhatRick]

Peace, Love, Recycle > Love, Peace, Chicken Grease

[NEwrestler]

im offended

[PhatRick]

im offended
None required. You are my hero!!!!!

[Zeffryn]

Stupid Non Committal Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Stupid Non Committal Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


whut happened?
take a flight to ny, i'll meet you @ lga, we'll go to the village to the best fuggin brick oven spot in ny. Johns of Bleeker.

[Zeffryn]

whut happened?
take a flight to ny, i'll meet you @ lga, we'll go to the village to the best fuggin brick oven spot in ny. Johns of Bleeker.

Ok, so I was supposed to meet this bitch for drinks...I get ready to go and whatever, she calls and delays! She had to work for someone else I guess...Damn...so now we aren't going until like 10 ish. rawr.

Buy half my ticket and I'm there. I love NYC.

[PhatRick]

Ok, so I was supposed to meet this bitch for drinks...I get ready to go and whatever, she calls and delays! She had to work for someone else I guess...Damn...so now we aren't going until like 10 ish. rawr.

Buy half my ticket and I'm there. I love NYC.
Buy yourself a Kettle One and Cranberry on me, I will paypal it to ya!!!

[Zeffryn]

Buy yourself a Kettle One and Cranberry on me, I will paypal it to ya!!!


mmmmm, that sounds good. I'm drinking Leine's bigbutt right now.

[PhatRick]

mmmmm, that sounds good. I'm drinking Leine's bigbutt right now.

That would definetly be a new one to me!!! :confused:

[Zeffryn]

That would definetly be a new one to me!!! :confused:

It's Leinenkugels, the only kind of it I will even think about drinking...and this was all I had in the fridge. Try it sometime.

[PhatRick]

It's Leinenkugels, the only kind of it I will even think about drinking...and this was all I had in the fridge. Try it sometime.

I hope I can find it down here. The name makes it sound good.
I find it amusing that with foods with wierd names, you find yourself hesitent.
Beers with strange names, sound so much better.

[Zeffryn]

I hope I can find it down here. The name makes it sound good.
I find it amusing that with foods with wierd names, you find yourself hesitent.
Beers with strange names, sound so much better.

I'm not hesitant of foods with wierd names in the least...I'm just not nescessarily a huge fan of Leini's...bigbutt is the only kind I will drink.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Ok, so I was supposed to meet this bitch for drinks...I get ready to go and whatever, she calls and delays! She had to work for someone else I guess...Damn...so now we aren't going until like 10 ish. rawr.

Buy half my ticket and I'm there. I love NYC.
yanno what.. if my website bullshit takes off int he next month or two and i have some throw around cash, I'll gladly pay a few 100 to have some fwappers...errrr knux0rs come out. We'll even make frenchie come to America.

[PhatRick]

I'm not hesitant of foods with wierd names in the least...I'm just not nescessarily a huge fan of Leini's...bigbutt is the only kind I will drink.

well, the name alone just inspires thoughts of grandeur...

"BigButts"

ewwww, say it again

[PhatRick]

yanno what.. if my website bullshit takes off int he next month or two and i have some throw around cash, I'll gladly pay a few 100 to have some fwappers...errrr knux0rs come out. We'll even make frenchie come to America.

Then we can have the Leben BarBQ woooohooo
invite eloy so we can stone him to death!!!!!!!!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Buy yourself a Kettle One and Cranberry on me, I will paypal it to ya!!!
YOU KNOW!!11

[dy-no-mite3000]

Then we can have the Leben BarBQ woooohooo
invite eloy so we can stone him to death!!!!!!!!

He can't afford it. Since Giant Robot and I sent snail mail bombs to his job of Goatse and Eloy's posts to show what he does @ work day after day.

[PhatRick]

He can't afford it. Since Giant Robot and I sent snail mail bombs to his job of Goatse and Eloy's posts to show what he does @ work day after day.

You have to be kidding me!!!

Did you really?
That is freaking awsome

[dy-no-mite3000]

You have to be kidding me!!!

Did you really?
That is freaking awsome


Rule 1. Don't fuck with those who extend a friendship to you.
Rule 2. Well, um...applesauce?


I am a friendly guy... really nice guy too. I love my friends.. *pats rick on teh butt* maybe a bit to much.... but hey. Don't fuck with me. BTW, I got my cell phone bill int he mail.. So now my ex is going to be arrested for Felonious Menacing :) *ubber evil smiley face*

[PhatRick]

Rule 1. Don't fuck with those who extend a friendship to you.
Rule 2. Well, um...applesauce?


I am a friendly guy... really nice guy too. I love my friends.. *pats rick on teh butt* maybe a bit to much.... but hey. Don't fuck with me. BTW, I got my cell phone bill int he mail.. So now my ex is going to be arrested for Felonious Menacing :) *ubber evil smiley face*

in the words of blake bowman

Eloy = What is a ho?

[dy-no-mite3000]

Then we can have the Leben BarBQ woooohooo



WAR LEBAN HOTDOG EATING CONTEST!!!
out of lins' cleavage.

[annawearspink]

He can't afford it. Since Giant Robot and I sent snail mail bombs to his job of Goatse and Eloy's posts to show what he does @ work day after day.
OH NO! are you guys working on doing that to me????

[PhatRick]

WAR LEBAN HOTDOG EATING CONTEST!!!
out of lins' cleavage.

Dude, I am "Phat"Rick and my gimmick is a city eating monster. You know I am gonna win!!!
If I am not to taken by Lin's boobs that is

[Zeffryn]

JESUS.....Chris....Did you seriously do that?! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

How are you going to get your ex back with your new phone?! :confused:

[PhatRick]

JESUS.....Chris....Did you seriously do that?! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

How are you going to get your ex back with your new phone?! :confused:

What kind of phone you got Dyno?

....
Nevermind, just had a thread idea

[dy-no-mite3000]

JESUS.....Chris....Did you seriously do that?! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

How are you going to get your ex back with your new phone?! :confused:

I no need the ex back. BUT the cops need my cell phone bill showing the in call she made threatening bad things to happen to me.
Once they get the bill, Decetives are taking the ride to Long Island to say hi to her, and her boyfriend at their new appt they just rented...

*crowd says... "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"*

Eloy wanted to play games. So we upped the ante.

[dy-no-mite3000]

It is surprisingly easy to find details when someone posts from an office with over 5000 posts from a single ip to know they have a server @ work with 1 ip to the office, then the intranet assigns each user a sub ip thingie, ofcourse we can't pin point to the subnet.. but the office mainframe is easy as hell.

[PhatRick]

I no need the ex back. BUT the cops need my cell phone bill showing the in call she made threatening bad things to happen to me.
Once they get the bill, Decetives are taking the ride to Long Island to say hi to her, and her boyfriend at their new appt they just rented...

*crowd says... "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"*

Eloy wanted to play games. So we upped the ante.
Clear my reputation thing with your admin powers...

I want to award you with points

[dy-no-mite3000]

What kind of phone you got Dyno?

....
Nevermind, just had a thread idea


I got teh sprint.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Clear my reputation thing with your admin powers...

I want to award you with points
You could giv3 rep points to enough peeps..positive and negative so you can plus juan my reps.

[Zeffryn]

I no need the ex back. BUT the cops need my cell phone bill showing the in call she made threatening bad things to happen to me.
Once they get the bill, Decetives are taking the ride to Long Island to say hi to her, and her boyfriend at their new appt they just rented...

*crowd says... "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"*

Eloy wanted to play games. So we upped the ante.

AH.....stealthy......

I can't believe you did that....promise me you will never do that to me...How did you get all his work information and whatnot?

[Zeffryn]

You could giv3 rep points to enough peeps..positive and negative so you can plus juan my reps.

Give me a whole bunch phattness, then you can load his ass up.

[dy-no-mite3000]

AH.....stealthy......

I can't believe you did that....promise me you will never do that to me...How did you get all his work information and whatnot?


H4x0r pals my love.

Nah you are fine, jsut keep smiling :)

Oh and I respect you, so no reason to do ill.

Does this make me a e-pi? rick?

[PhatRick]

You could giv3 rep points to enough peeps..positive and negative so you can plus juan my reps.

outstanding

*requests "w00t" smiley again

[Zeffryn]

I got teh sprint.

I have sprint too! w00t!

[PhatRick]

Give me a whole bunch phattness, then you can load his ass up.

It wont let me rep you babe, already done did

[Zeffryn]

Oh chris....Last night, when I called the coppers on my neighbor....they dragged the guy out, and she ran out after them....face was fucking bloody. I'm glad I did what I did. Fucking asshole.

[PhatRick]

Oh chris....Last night, when I called the coppers on my neighbor....they dragged the guy out, and she ran out after them....face was fucking bloody. I'm glad I did what I did. Fucking asshole.

all people like that deserve to meet my right hook

[Zeffryn]

all people like that deserve to meet my right hook

Indeed. Although, in the state of MN, if the person you are beating on doesn't press charges...they can't do anything...I doubt she will. She was screaming after them, "he didn't do anythign, I'm fine, I'm fine..."...as her kid was crying inside...tsktsk.

[PhatRick]

Indeed. Although, in the state of MN, if the person you are beating on doesn't press charges...they can't do anything...I doubt she will. She was screaming after them, "he didn't do anythign, I'm fine, I'm fine..."...as her kid was crying inside...tsktsk.

*honest feelings of anger*
lets uhhh..... change the subject! that stuff bothers me badly

How is your vodka cranberry

[Zeffryn]

*honest feelings of anger*
lets uhhh..... change the subject! that stuff bothers me badly

How is your vodka cranberry


Vodka is chilling in the freezer atm, I've been nursing my beer.

[annawearspink]

Hey Phat Rick I just had the pleasure of hearing a drnken BlakeBowman message on Bakes VoiceMail Last Night it was fucking classic!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Vodka is chilling in the freezer atm, I've been nursing my beer.
you got vodka? a beer and gearing up to proform atm?
nice.

btw glad you did what ya did bebe. Same here with assult charges in NY.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Rick, I am working on smileys custom. Anyone want a Dana White smiley?

[Zeffryn]

you got vodka? a beer and gearing up to proform atm?
nice.

btw glad you did what ya did bebe. Same here with assult charges in NY.


It's bullshit I tell you, BOOOLSHEET!

[dy-no-mite3000]

Lins... the atm? or the assult charges?

[Zeffryn]

Lins... the atm? or the assult charges?

Ummmmmm....the assault charges for now.

[PhatRick]

Rick, I am working on smileys custom. Anyone want a Dana White smiley?

Hell yeah!!!!
Hey Phat Rick I just had the pleasure of hearing a drnken BlakeBowman message on Bakes VoiceMail Last Night it was fucking classic!

one of the greatest things I have ever heard....
Vodka is chilling in the freezer atm, I've been nursing my beer.

Nurses are sexy!!!!!

[Zeffryn]

Nurses are sexy!!!!!

Some of them....

Anna- If you post with Blake enough..you will have the pleasure of hearing those messages many MANY times..believe me.

[PhatRick]

Some of them....

Anna- If you post with Blake enough..you will have the pleasure of hearing those messages many MANY times..believe me.

would anyone like to hear a very long, funny story about drugs and a lesbian nurse that I knew.

[dy-no-mite3000]

Ok..there are 10 rep points if it is good....
-10 if it is teh sucked.

[Zeffryn]

would anyone like to hear a very long, funny story about drugs and a lesbian nurse that I knew.

Sure....shoot phatness

[PhatRick]

Ok..there are 10 rep points if it is good....
-10 if it is teh sucked.

Okay, here goes..
When I was like 18 or 19 I used to use and sell alot of exctasy. I through a lot of after parties and raves in Jacksonville, FL. Well, through kinda being the party guy for big show after parties I met a lot of people. There was this one group of lesbians that I used to chill with. Apparently one night I met one that was a nurse....

Story changes pace...

I had to have surgery when I returned home from college in Nebraska, I was like 20. Apparently while I was under or almost under, the anasthis..... FUCK. The lady with the sleepy drugs was that lesbian that I met and sold X to.

Another pace change

When I went to have my cast removed a few months later, it was her that had to do it. She siad that when I started to go under that I started telling everyone(doctors other nurses) about how I sold her some good shit and about her ability to suck a dick even though she was a dyke.

I found it very amusing and apolagized. She said that it was okay becuase she was able to just play it off and blame it on da drugs that put me out.

[Zeffryn]

Okay, here goes..
When I was like 18 or 19 I used to use and sell alot of exctasy. I through a lot of after parties and raves in Jacksonville, FL. Well, through kinda being the party guy for big show after parties I met a lot of people. There was this one group of lesbians that I used to chill with. Apparently one night I met one that was a nurse....

Story changes pace...

I had to have surgery when I returned home from college in Nebraska, I was like 20. Apparently while I was under or almost under, the anasthis..... FUCK. The lady with the sleepy drugs was that lesbian that I met and sold X to.

Another pace change

When I went to have my cast removed a few months later, it was her that had to do it. She siad that when I started to go under that I started telling everyone(doctors other nurses) about how I sold her some good shit and about her ability to suck a dick even though she was a dyke.

I found it very amusing and apolagized. She said that it was okay becuase she was able to just play it off and blame it on da drugs that put me out.

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...If I was her, I would just administer a bit too much...oops...dead.

[PhatRick]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...If I was her, I would just administer a bit too much...oops...dead.

Now knowing that you could kill me makes me sad. :( :( :(



;)

[Zeffryn]

I could kill lots of people...I just choose not to.



...or something.

[PhatRick]

I could kill lots of people...I just choose not to.



...or something.

*scratches head and wonders*

[fightguy]

Lata Fightguy. BTW how did you get dubbs this time at the dog?
Supposedly I am teh racism

[PhatRick]

Supposedly I am teh racism

wow, not often I see you posting from home....

[Zeffryn]

Supposedly I am teh racism

You Beswiker! You said you weren't going to be back till Monday! *psstt...everyone stop talking about fightguy*

Everyone at Bandog is racist...didn't you know that?

[PhatRick]

Supposedly I am teh racism
and I wouldnt say its becuase they think you are "racist"

BanDog is like Nazi Party.
They just kill, dub, or ban anything that differs from their opinion.

[fightguy]

He can't afford it. Since Giant Robot and I sent snail mail bombs to his job of Goatse and Eloy's posts to show what he does @ work day after day.
Can I get a "pwnd"?

[Zeffryn]

and I wouldnt say its becuase they think you are "racist"

BanDog is like Nazi Party.
They just kill, dub, or ban anything that differs from their opinion.

No no no Phatty...it works like this...

You get multiple dubs when you are a noober, then, as soon as you are within 100 posts of becoming a black belt. BANNED. Then...when you register under another name, they come after you and your family.

[fightguy]

Just because I started a thread about hating fags and them immediately about Injuns (dots not feathers) they assumed I am teh racism

[fightguy]

and I wouldnt say its becuase they think you are "racist"

BanDog is like Nazi Party.
They just kill, dub, or ban anything that differs from their opinion.
WTF Rick? Your keyboard still works after today?

[PhatRick]

hating fegs is racist?

[Zeffryn]

Just because I started a thread about hating fags and them immediately about Injuns (dots not feathers) they assumed I am teh racism

A lot of people get dubbs or banned when they ask the dot or feather question. It seems like a perfectly legitimate question.

[PhatRick]

WTF Rick? Your keyboard still works after today?

This has been the most insane post filled day I have ever had. There will never be another like it...

Well, tomorrow might.

[Zeffryn]

This has been the most insane post filled day I have ever had. There will never be another like it...

Well, tomorrow might.

I'm going to catch up to you and then pass you. You know this right?

[PhatRick]

I'm going to catch up to you and then pass you. You know this right?

without a doubt

[fightguy]

PhatRick must have no life!

j/k

But seriously, I had like 132 posts on Sherdog just between 8 and 5 Wednesday

[fightguy]

I have some serious postcount envy right now though you fatherless bastards

[Zeffryn]

PhatRick must have no life!

j/k

But seriously, I had like 132 posts on Sherdog just between 8 and 5 Wednesday

Those work hours are extremely productive on my part as well.

I consider myself I professional poster, sponsored by MCI.

[Zeffryn]

I have some serious postcount envy right now though you fatherless bastards

Watch it, I'll spritz you.

[PhatRick]

I have some serious postcount envy right now though you fatherless bastards

*runs out front in sleeping bag and crys*

[PhatRick]

Watch it, I'll spritz you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/PhatRick/NoDogcopy.jpg

[fightguy]

How could I be teh racism when my wife is cleary Injun

[Zeffryn]

How could I be teh racism when my wife is cleary Injun

Isn't she asian?

[fightguy]

Nope, she's half Tlingit Indian from Alaska

[PhatRick]

Nope, she's half Tlingit Indian from Alaska

Without being rude, you have a gorgeous wife and should be a proud man.
I hope you took that the wayI meant it

[fightguy]

Without being rude, you have a gorgeous wife and should be a proud man.
I hope you took that the wayI meant it
Thanks man! I love her to death. She has a great personality, a banging body, and high aspirations to go with. She's in Pre-Dental school now and should be taking over her uncle's dental practice in a few years

[PhatRick]

Thanks man! I love her to death. She has a great personality, a banging body, and high aspirations to go with. She's in Pre-Dental school now and should be taking over her uncle's dental practice in a few years

that is bad ass man..
congrats on a one in a million catch

if only lins lived in bama :p

[fightguy]

Never mind

[PhatRick]

Never mind

?


I am a little confused

[fightguy]

I didn't read your last post and posted something stupid but then I edited it so I didn't look like a retard :D

[PhatRick]

I didn't read your last post and posted something stupid but then I edited it so I didn't look like a retard :D


ohi okay...

lol, I thought... well helll I dont knwo what I thought..

glad to be back on track

[fightguy]

Maybe lins will fly you to where she lives and let you move in with her and feed you and clothe you and give you spending money and buy you a car and a new watch. You should ask her

[PhatRick]

Maybe lins will fly you to where she lives and let you move in with her and feed you and clothe you and give you spending money and buy you a car and a new watch. You should ask her

hmmm, that might just be stepping over the boundries...
I would rather fly her here, take her shopping, then make her dinner :D

[fightguy]

Clearly you two were meant to be. I don't think that anyone can deny that fact

[PhatRick]

Clearly you two were meant to be. I don't think that anyone can deny that fact
I think the best first two pics would be either me or her denying it

[fightguy]

You are both too crazy in love to know what you are talking about