The Official "I'll Take You All On" TUF Avatar Bet

[Whining Pussy]

the consensus on the TUF thread seems to be that Evans and Stevenson are sure winners. i'm willing to stake my avatar against all of yours at these odds:
If either Luke Cummo or Brad Imes are not the "The Ultimate Fighter" by the end of the finale my avatar is yours, however if both of my picks are correct all of you who made this bet against me will be surrendering your avatar to me.

there is a revisement which i would like to propose as this is a me against the forum bet and not enough people are willing to take me up on it even with the generous odds i've given you.

the orginal terms stated 3 months avatar surrender for the loser however i'm gonna go easy on you potential losers. i say 1 month loss of avatar to those who bet against me, however for each and every one of you who do take me up on this bet i will add a month to my avatar's surrender. for example: if 3 members bet against me and i lose, i will surrender my avatar for 3 months, 4 months for 4 members and so on...

this is the official thread to make your bets with me and all the records regarding this bet will be herein noted.

Updated Bet Takers:
Linsanator
Elbowsmash
Gibbs
StephenSharp (+25000vcash donation staked on each of the two final bouts)

[Bev]

I'd rather have the winners kick your dog.

[natecrime]

How about if you lose you leave and if we lose you leave?

[( o Y o )]

How about if you lose you leave and if we lose you leave?

I tried something similar on another site recently........he talked a lot but never replied.

[Sir Gibbs]

so if either brad or Luke lose, we win?

Also "Luke Cummor" won't win as there is no-one of that name is on the show. So i'm pretty sure you loose this bet by default anyways

[Gabriel]

I won't question your belief in imes because I think he'll beat Rashad myself. But what makes you so confident in Luke?

[DaPunisher]

lotta trash talkers but no takers...........

[Whining Pussy]

( o Y o )s!!! i thought we were getting along pretty well over at kakutougi. or are you talking about someone else?

as for Beverly and Nate, wtf???

and Gibbs...thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt with the apparent typo, dickhead...

i actually wasn't aware i was this hated until just now.

[Sir Gibbs]

( o Y o )s!!! i thought we were getting along pretty well over at kakutougi. or are you talking about someone else?

as for Beverly and Nate, wtf???

and Gibbs...thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt with the apparent typo, dickhead...

i actually wasn't aware i was this hated until just now.

dickhead? i'm hurt

[Whining Pussy]

I won't question your belief in imes because I think he'll beat Rashad myself. But what makes you so confident in Luke?

i was thinking to keep the sources of my confidance to myself until the bet was settled, but we'll see...obviously if no one takes me up on the bet then i'll be more forthright with it.

i didn't make this thread to piss people off. it seemed like there was a majority of persons guaranteeing Evans and Stevenson. i disagree with them about that and i figured since they were so confidant they would call me on this.

[Whining Pussy]

hm i just noticed that it seems it might be the English that don't like me...

is this because you're the motherland for Roid Rage in a Cage and the Cage Warriors, the ultimately worst organizational titles in mma?

actually on second thoughts anything with the word Gladiator, Cage, Warrior, Ultimate, or a closing acronymn of FC is pretty cheesy, Jungle Fight's not exactly a stroke of genius either.

[dy-no-mite3000]

so if either brad or Luke lose, we win?

Also "Luke Cummor" won't win as there is no-one of that name is on the show. So i'm pretty sure you loose this bet by default anyways
*lose

[Doktor Sharpness]

hm i just noticed that it seems it might be the English that don't like me...

is this because you're the motherland for Roid Rage in a Cage and the Cage Warriors, the ultimately worst organizational titles in mma?

actually on second thoughts anything with the word Gladiator, Cage, Warrior, Ultimate, or a closing acronymn of FC is pretty cheesy, Jungle Fight's not exactly a stroke of genius either.

No, Americans think you're shit, too. Look at your reps.

Keeping JMJ honest since September 2005.

[natecrime]

( o Y o )s!!! i thought we were getting along pretty well over at kakutougi. or are you talking about someone else?

as for Beverly and Nate, wtf???

and Gibbs...thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt with the apparent typo, dickhead...

i actually wasn't aware i was this hated until just now.


Just playing, i'd bet but i've not seen the rest of the series yet...

[Doktor Sharpness]

Just playing, i'd bet but i've not seen the rest of the series yet...

I haven't watched any of this season. I may bet anyway, in the interest of having some fun with it, since I plan on catching the finale at the least. Anyone else in?

And JMJ, are you basically saying we just change your av up each month? Do we have to set up a board to vote on it, or will you organize a roster of who's turn it is to pick your av?

When's the finale?

[natecrime]

The whole idea screams "look at me" I didn't have enough attention as a child.

[Whining Pussy]

i was thinking if a group comes together to call me on the bet, that they would design an avatar of their collective choice that i would wear for as many months as there are persons who call the bet.

[Zeffryn]

Damn....16 replies and no takers? It's only a month, you pussies.

I think JMJ is top notch, so, I'll take the bet.

[Whining Pussy]

ok, so far i've got Lins and Elbowsmash(with stipulation) on for the bet...all other takers will be editted into the first post of the thread upon confirmation.

[Sir Gibbs]

*lose

oh for f**k sake

[elbowsmash]

i'll agree, to ur new rules

[Doktor Sharpness]

The whole idea screams "look at me" I didn't have enough attention as a child.

You should put that whoel thing in quotations, unless you're just sharing...

i was thinking if a group comes together to call me on the bet, that they would design an avatar of their collective choice that i would wear for as many months as there are persons who call the bet.

That's the best bet, or it'll just lead ot confusion.

When's the deadline? I want to check up on who these guys even are before I jump in on this. If we had the vCash back, I'd just bet you. I'm kinda attached to the new av already.

[Whining Pussy]

i'll agree, to ur new rules

updated.

[Whining Pussy]

the deadline is the morning of Nov 5th. i won't be watching the finale live as i'll be at MFC 5, but you've got till saturday morning.

[my sex is artsy]

I kinda hope Cummo and Imes win. I love stories where the bad guy wins.

[OB Juan]

i actually wasn't aware i was this hated until just now.

Hertz donut.

[Doktor Sharpness]

the deadline is the morning of Nov 5th. i won't be watching the finale live as i'll be at MFC 5, but you've got till saturday morning.

Cool. Either way, if you don't hear from me, but me down for 50,000 on the other side of the card on those two matches for when we get our vCash back. Just for fun.

[elbowsmash]

i can't believe more people aren't jumping on this, the odds is incredible, he's saying he has to win a two game parlay on two dogs

we only have to win one

i'll say this, for talking shit, atleast man juice has backed it up, though i know he wont back it up with real money like he said in the other thread

cause he'd be dumb to do that, but an av is just that....
an av

[( o Y o )]

( o Y o )s!!! i thought we were getting along pretty well over at kakutougi. or are you talking about someone else?

No, no. I was talking about someone at another site entirely. A site you don't seem to like much.

[Doktor Sharpness]

Shit, I thought I responded earlier that I was in, and that I'd still take a 25,000 on either fight, so if you lose, you have a chance to make some vCash in the process if either one pans out.

[Sir Gibbs]

Alright i'll do it. I'm in the mood for this right now

[Whining Pussy]

Stephensharp, are you in on the avatar bet or are you just betting vcash?

ahight, gibbs, i'm going to update you in.

[Doktor Sharpness]

Stephensharp, are you in on the avatar bet or are you just betting vcash?

ahight, gibbs, i'm going to update you in.

Both, if you're up for it. I have no idea what your vCash situation was like before the edits, so lemme know if you want to up/down the ante, and lemme know which outcome you feel stronger on. We'll have the vCash bet on that one, and the av on this whole deal here.

Cool?

[Whining Pussy]

updated for StephenSharp w/ an additional stake of 25000vcash on both final bouts.

[Doktor Sharpness]

updated for StephenSharp w/ an additional stake of 25000vcash on both final bouts.

So, if you lose the av bet, but one guy wins, we break even on the vCash bet?

Sounds good to me, dude. Thanks for adding some fun to this.

[DCBooks]

i can't believe more people aren't jumping on this, the odds is incredible, he's saying he has to win a two game parlay on two dogs

we only have to win one

i'll say this, for talking shit, atleast man juice has backed it up, though i know he wont back it up with real money like he said in the other thread

cause he'd be dumb to do that, but an av is just that....
an av

Have you seen what MSIA will do to your AV if you lose to him?

Never, never ever bet AVs with MSIA.

[elbowsmash]

TTT

juiceman took a bet on two of his underdogs winning for him to win

odds started steveson at -450
rashad at -185

there is no way that he's gonna get two upsets at those odds save cuts

MSIA get ready to make an AV that will make juiceman happy for 4 months

[my sex is artsy]

Never, never ever bet AVs with MSIA.

I actually made Duff Booze a flip book of his av, and sent it to his house. He looked at it once, and slit his throat. That's why he's never around anymore.

[Whining Pussy]

thanks for the ttt, mashelbows.

today's the last day to call the bet and take your chance to be a part of the Juice-man pwns(i still don't know where this expression came from or what it exactly means, but you all seem to identify with it.) all uniform giveaway.

oh and just to disgust some of you a bit further, or maybe make you laugh, i just saw Stevenson and Imes fight for the first time in my life last night and i've never been more confidant.

[Doktor Sharpness]

thanks for the ttt, mashelbows.

today's the last day to call the bet and take your chance to be a part of the Juice-man pwns(i still don't know where this expression came from or what it exactly means, but you all seem to identify with it.) all uniform giveaway.

oh and just to disgust some of you a bit further, or maybe make you laugh, i just saw Stevenson and Imes fight for the first time in my life last night and i've never been more confidant.

You poor silly bastard.

And "pwned" comes from people being over excited while typing "owned" in stuff like Quake.

I'll take my vCash in small bills, and I hope you'll share what brought all this on when this is said and done.

[CHH]

oh and just to disgust some of you a bit further, or maybe make you laugh, i just saw Stevenson and Imes fight for the first time in my life last night and i've never been more confidant.lindlandpwn3d

[Whining Pussy]

<-----significantly mistaken

haven't seen stevenson/cummo yet. but i just watched evans/imes, and despite it being a sloppy mess....i'm a total fucking retard. on top of it all i even wasted my time and gas going to MFC 5.

hit me with your worst. i've got it coming.

[CHH]

<-----significantly mistaken

haven't seen stevenson/cummo yet. but i just watched evans/imes, and despite it being a sloppy mess....i'm a total fucking retard. on top of it all i even wasted my time and gas going to MFC 5.

hit me with your worst. i've got it coming.reps for owning up

I mean, you've got it coming so I have no pity for you, but it's cool that you admit it rather than complain about BS decisions or something

[GuidedByVoices]

<-----significantly mistaken

haven't seen stevenson/cummo yet. but i just watched evans/imes, and despite it being a sloppy mess....i'm a total fucking retard. on top of it all i even wasted my time and gas going to MFC 5.

hit me with your worst. i've got it coming.

So what were your sources? Why were you so confident? Not that your two picks didn't do pretty well, because they did.

[Whining Pussy]

oh and a few people had asked why i was so confidant. to put it as simply as possible. i basically just assumed that the larger fighters would have the advantage with the 4 months or whatever it was that they had to train and prepare for this specific match-up. 6'7 vs 5'11, 6' vs 5'7...i figured Cummo could KO Stevenson and Imes would have the reach on Rashad standing and would be able to dominate for a decision. no special inside tip. i was just surprised to see others picking against Cummo and Imes when i saw their opponents as the natural underdogs.

[CHH]

oh and a few people had asked why i was so confidant. to put it as simply as possible. i basically just assumed that the larger fighters would have the advantage with the 4 months or whatever it was that they had to train and prepare for this specific match-up. 6'7 vs 5'11, 6' vs 5'7...i figured Cummo could KO Stevenson and Imes would have the reach on Rashad standing and would be able to dominate for a decision. no special inside tip. i was just surprised to see others picking against Cummo and Imes when i saw their opponents as the natural underdogs.Interesting, I'll keep this in mind for any future sig bets with you.

PS I'll take Fedor over Kharitonov if you want sigs or something on that. Kharitonov has a natural size advantage in that one

[Whining Pussy]

anyway, i was putting it as simply as possible. i figured with 4 months Cummo's sub defense looked pretty solid and could only get better whereas Stevenson probably couldn't train his chin, so i picked Cummo for the KO with a size and striking advantage. Imes is massively larger than Rashad who i see as being a pretty good wrestler but with pretty shitty striking skills and no sub game to note.

i wouldn't bet Khar over Fedor because Fedor's a better striker and grappler.

[elbowsmash]

how can you bet without seeing the fights?

its not like you're going up against the average sherdog poster who only jumps on bandwagons

i actually pride myself on seeing a fighter objectively

that said, rashad got robbed of a 30-26 dec, split dec my ass.... rashad looked horrible in the third round due to gas, but you can't blame him, being in the clinch and ground against a guy with a 40lb weight advantage would gas anyone, and rashad constantly beat imes to the punch, and had more than 3 flash ko's imo, 2 floored him, and 2 had him fall on rashad for a clinch
rd 1 10-8 rashad
rd 2 10-9 rashad
rd 3 10-9 rashad

cummo stevenson on the other hand was real close and agree with the dec at 29-28
rd 1 10-9 joe
rd 2 10-9 cummo
rd 3 10-9 joe (real close round)

imo, Imes doesn't belong in the ufc, he has too much heart... and will get hurt with the likes of buentello, eilers, basically anyone, and wont know when or how to back down or just get ko'd

if a shorter, lighter fighter with a severe reach disadvantage can rock his world like that, fighters his size will severely hurt him, buentello could possibly kill him..... brad has too much heart for his own good

[CHH]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*tempted to neg rep*

Too much heart? Come on man, there's no such thing. If I'm in the ring, I'm willing to die in there, and I would expect nothing less of a guy who's willing to fight for a shot at being the most famous shitty heavyweight in the world.

[elbowsmash]

i dont wanna see imes get severely hurt

i like his character, but, even with boxing, there's some guys who dont know when to go down, its painful to watch

i get wat ur saying, but while i admire fighters who are willing to die in the ring, i dont want to see it

imes kept pressing the action when he was getting bashed up.... against someone his size with good striking, it could lead to brain damage

and i know from this fight, imes will not back down, or give up, he will always get up....which is admirable, but dangerous

[Zeffryn]

Alright.....What shall we give Mr. JMJ?

The Cummo v. Stevenson fight was awesome. It was an all out fucking war. I want to see Luke back in the scene soon.

[Zeffryn]

how can you bet without seeing the fights?

its not like you're going up against the average sherdog poster who only jumps on bandwagons

i actually pride myself on seeing a fighter objectively

that said, rashad got robbed of a 30-26 dec, split dec my ass.... rashad looked horrible in the third round due to gas, but you can't blame him, being in the clinch and ground against a guy with a 40lb weight advantage would gas anyone, and rashad constantly beat imes to the punch, and had more than 3 flash ko's imo, 2 floored him, and 2 had him fall on rashad for a clinch
rd 1 10-8 rashad
rd 2 10-9 rashad
rd 3 10-9 rashad

cummo stevenson on the other hand was real close and agree with the dec at 29-28
rd 1 10-9 joe
rd 2 10-9 cummo
rd 3 10-9 joe (real close round)

imo, Imes doesn't belong in the ufc, he has too much heart... and will get hurt with the likes of buentello, eilers, basically anyone, and wont know when or how to back down or just get ko'd

if a shorter, lighter fighter with a severe reach disadvantage can rock his world like that, fighters his size will severely hurt him, buentello could possibly kill him..... brad has too much heart for his own good

Someone having heart can make all the difference in whether it is a good fight or not, I don't think the fact that Brad shouldn't be fighting right now has anything to do with his heart....it's the fact that he's only trained for a little over a year and just doesn't have enough experience to roll with the bigger name fighters like Buentello. Miletich is a great school and Brad will learn what he needs with time, he just needs to give it time.

A man with heart is the only person I want to see in the ring.

[elbowsmash]

TTT

time to make juiceman an avatar

i for one dont care, really because i can't believe juiceman based his picks off of size advantage,

i feel that i bet against a pre schooler and its not to fair to be too harsh

it was like taking candy from a baby or fighting a guy with downs syndrome

so i'll let everyone else decide what av they want him to have, i dont really care

[Doktor Sharpness]

TTT

time to make juiceman an avatar

i for one dont care, really because i can't believe juiceman based his picks off of size advantage,

i feel that i bet against a pre schooler and its not to fair to be too harsh

it was like taking candy from a baby or fighting a guy with downs syndrome

so i'll let everyone else decide what av they want him to have, i dont really care

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to elbowsmash again.




So, are you suggesting something like http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/gif/downs.gif with appropriate text?

Maybe "Second Place is the First Loser"?

[my sex is artsy]

imo, Imes doesn't belong in the ufc, he has too much heart... and will get hurt with the likes of buentello, eilers, basically anyone, and wont know when or how to back down or just get ko'd

I would seriously put money on Imes submitting Buentello. I kid you not.

[DCBooks]

Hell with only his NFL training, I can see Imes mash Buontello against the cage and drag him to the ground for a Gan McGee like victory.

[my sex is artsy]

Hell with only his NFL training, I can see Imes mash Buontello against the cage and drag him to the ground for a Gan McGee like victory.

"I... I... I just couldn't get a hold...couldn't get a fucking grip...pardon my French...wahhhh wahhhh"

[Mr. Blue]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*tempted to neg rep*

Too much heart? Come on man, there's no such thing. If I'm in the ring, I'm willing to die in there, and I would expect nothing less of a guy who's willing to fight for a shot at being the most famous shitty heavyweight in the world.

I didn't know Enson Inoue posted here.

[my sex is artsy]

I didn't know Enson Inoue posted here.

He doesn't. He's too scared of the verbal beatdown I'd put on him.

[Mr. Blue]

He doesn't. He's too scared of the verbal beatdown I'd put on him.

Well, CHH is one helluva forum chameleon considering he managed to talk smack about a pair of solid prospects and spout off some cliche garbage about dying in the ring. Why the fuck would you be willing to die in the ring? If you die in the ring that means you're fucking losing. Isn't the point of fighting to win?

[elbowsmash]

I would seriously put money on Imes submitting Buentello. I kid you not.


i didnt see this gem of a post

buentello would send imes to the hospital, diagnosis: broken face, concussion

lets have a battle of the linebackers first, eilers vs imes

diagnosis: imes, broken face, concussion

rashad has better boxing than eilers, but damn, imes just never met a punch that he decided not to block with his big cowboy head

[elbowsmash]

double post, somehow

[elbowsmash]

anyways, someone make juice an av

[my sex is artsy]

i didnt see this gem of a post

buentello would send imes to the hospital, diagnosis: broken face, concussion

lets have a battle of the linebackers first, eilers vs imes

diagnosis: imes, broken face, concussion

rashad has better boxing than eilers, but damn, imes just never met a punch that he decided not to block with his big cowboy head

Just curious if you've ever seen Buentello's ground game. Imes could seriously walk forward while getting his hillbilly face punched, grab him, pull him down, and probably submit him. Buentello has god awful takedown defense, and an abysmal fucking ground game. And its already been shown that Imes can take a punch.

Also, linebackers? Imes played offensive tackle.

[elbowsmash]

haven't seen too much of buentellos pre ufc
but i dont think imes can close the gap quick enough before eating buentello's fist... imes doesn't like to block or evade punches
maybe, im not sold on buentello either, but i know he can punch, and brad likes to eat punches... and i dont think he can take fatboy's like he did rashad's

and about football, i didn't know imes was offensive tackle

ufc 57 battle of other sport hasbeens

get all the failed olympic wrestlers, swimmers, kickboxing boxers, football players etc

i'd watch it

[Oliver Klosov]

Only time I've seen Buentello on the ground he was getting hardcore schooled by Ricco.

but, it was the old Ricco.

[my sex is artsy]

haven't seen too much of buentellos pre ufc
but i dont think imes can close the gap quick enough before eating buentello's fist... imes doesn't like to block or evade punches
maybe, im not sold on buentello either, but i know he can punch, and brad likes to eat punches... and i dont think he can take fatboy's like he did rashad's


there are rumors of Pe De Pano vs. Buentello coming out of people affiliated with AKA. If that shit is true...you're going to see either a really hilarously ugly knock out, or one of the worst schoolings on the ground since Karalexis vs. Diego.

[Bev]

[QUOTE=my sex is artsy]Buentello has god awful takedown defense, and an abysmal fucking ground game. And its already been shown that Imes can take a punch.
QUOTE]

After seeing Imes get knocked down twice by Rashad's Couture-esque slaps, I somehow doubt he's going to "walk through" Buentello's strikes for the takedown.

My magic 8-ball says "Brutal KO, why do that to the poor hick?"

[Sir Gibbs]

awesome i won, shame i suck at making/coming up with av ideas

[my sex is artsy]

After seeing Imes get knocked down twice by Rashad's Couture-esque slaps, I somehow doubt he's going to "walk through" Buentello's strikes for the takedown.

My magic 8-ball says "Brutal KO, why do that to the poor hick?"

Couture esque slaps? The first time Rashad hit him with like, five underanswered punches to the face. The second time, Brad caught a giant 1-2 flush in the face.

Also, Brad has some long arms, he can clinch Buentello before he has a decent chance to get strikes off. And I can't emphasize enough how shitty Paul is on the ground.

I mean, would I be surprised if Buentello KO'd him? Nah. But seriously, Brad could sub Paul in a fight, because heavyweight MMA is just THAT good.

[elbowsmash]

there are rumors of Pe De Pano vs. Buentello coming out of people affiliated with AKA. If that shit is true...you're going to see either a really hilarously ugly knock out, or one of the worst schoolings on the ground since Karalexis vs. Diego.


haha, you always hype me up

i'd love to see a bjj (strictly) guy get brutally ko'd

or a guy with no ground skills get chumped out

i hate non cross training fools (unless they are just magicians at their art)

[Bev]

Rashad better make that move down to 205, because I honestly don't see him EVER KO'ing another heavyweight. That guy is a decision machine.

[elbowsmash]

ya, i can even see rashad at 185...

didn't he wrestle at 155?

if franklin can make 185, i think rashad can too... he'll need to lose muscle though

[my sex is artsy]

Rashad better make that move down to 205, because I honestly don't see him EVER KO'ing another heavyweight. That guy is a decision machine.

Yeah. Because wrestlers who have been fighting MMA for a year and a half, competing at a larger weight class, should be expected to finish fights decisively.

[my sex is artsy]

didn't he wrestle at 155?

174.

[my sex is artsy]

haha, you always hype me up

i'd love to see a bjj (strictly) guy get brutally ko'd

or a guy with no ground skills get chumped out

i hate non cross training fools (unless they are just magicians at their art)

Well, Pe De Pano is cross training, but hasn't had a TON of time to do so between competing BJJ ,though he was supposed to debut against Severn two years ago.

Also, Blue and I were discussing this last night...we decided it would be superb if Pe De Pano took Buentello down, and then began loudly proclaiming what he was doing as he did it, as though he was giving a seminar, or being recorded for an instructional video.

[Bev]

Yeah. Because wrestlers who have been fighting MMA for a year and a half, competing at a larger weight class, should be expected to finish fights decisively.

Hey, MSIA, I didn't knock him with the post. I just said the truth, he needs to make that move to 205 ASAP.

[elbowsmash]

Well, Pe De Pano is cross training, but hasn't had a TON of time to do so between competing BJJ ,though he was supposed to debut against Severn two years ago.

Also, Blue and I were discussing this last night...we decided it would be superb if Pe De Pano took Buentello down, and then began loudly proclaiming what he was doing as he did it, as though he was giving a seminar, or being recorded for an instructional video.


that would be funny. and i heard pe de pano is a dick

so someone forward that idea to him

[elbowsmash]

Hey, MSIA, I didn't knock him with the post. I just said the truth, he needs to make that move to 205 ASAP.


i agree with you man, and so does msia (i bet)

rashad himself knows he can't compete at HW...

which is kinda sad, cause what does that say about the other tuf HW's? they got beat down by an inexperienced LHW

jardine is another that should be at 205

i wish rob mcdonald had a good shoulder, in that little bit of seeing him fight, i saw alot of mma potential if he moves to a team suited for him, and that'd be team quest

[my sex is artsy]

that would be funny. and i heard pe de pano is a dick

so someone forward that idea to him

I'm sure he'd go for it. I mean, if you'll ride a guy like a surfboard when he turtles up, why not just talk a bit while you tool your opponent on the ground? Far less risky.

[my sex is artsy]

i wish rob mcdonald had a good shoulder, in that little bit of seeing him fight, i saw alot of mma potential if he moves to a team suited for him, and that'd be team quest

Wrong, dumbass.

If posting here with Canario has taught you anything, it should be that Team Tompkins is the best fucking team in the world, and everyone there has some X-Men-esque mutant ability which allows them to be one of the biggest bad asses alive.